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bakerstreet2015-01-28 01:37 pm
whosememeisitanyway) wrote in bakerstreet2015-01-28 01:37 pm
The Epic Rap Battles of Roleplay Meme
So Epic Rap Battles of History are an awesome idea, but even though they do cover fictional characters from time to time, there's gonna be plenty they'll never touch.
So that's where this meme comes in.
1. Put your character's name and series in the subject line.
2. Tag around!
3. Your characters are now engaged in a RAP BATTLE. Go nuts. If you don't know what to do, check out some of the ones in the above link for examples.
4. Have fun, damn it.
L Lawliet | Death Note
no subject
So I've been around the block and I'm not new to this game.
I'll beat your ass in tennis, chase you right into a dead end,
And I don't give a damn about your Shinigami boyfriend.
Put your hands in the air when my officers say "freeze",
You're more powerless to touch me than an excess of calories.
I'm a very busy genius, don't got time for your shit,
So you can just take a potato chip
and
eat
it
herd u were talkin shit
[She feels the urge--no, the need to take this white boy down a peg. She could just scream at him, but no, this situation calls for some sick. rhymes.]
[SHE WILL DEFEND LIGHT'S HONOR.]
Lotta big talk coming from a corpse,
... ... . .
[What rhymes with corpse, fuck. Okay, starting over. That one was practice.]
You're a creepy pale pervert who's got no game,
Didn't last long once we found out your name!
Light played you like a fiddle, you don't got jack.
So tell me, what's it like having a heart attack?
[/MIC DROP, SHADES ON.]
It's on mothertrucker
I can't believe you call this an adequate offering,
Watch a codependent pawn try to take on a king.
You got my name once, hoping you could be his future wife,
Then forgot it right away, which meant giving up a half-life.
Calling me a pervert but your inter-species count is off the charts,
Everywhere you go, you're breaking Shinigami hearts.
Little idol, darling of the camera and the screen,
Just one tragedy turned you into a psycho killer queen.
Go back to your roots, this is excellent advice,
I know your blonde's not natural, so next time
check
twice.
no subject
Looks like king of the losers is talking some shit,
I don't regret these eyes even one little bit!
Half a life's still better than yours on my list,
Replaced by a bowlcut and lego fetishist.
You grab what you can and lock up what you can't,
But compared to Kira you're nothing more than an ant!
At least my hair is flawless, you're a greasy mess!
Too bad Watari never taught you more than how to play chess.
Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, you're hardly the first.
Me and my fiance are gods of the new world, do your worst!
[HAIR FLIP]
no subject
I expected you to get distracted by your own issue of 18.
I maintain that I'm a fan, before your inevitable attack,
Because for a small Japanese girl, you've absolutely got back.
It's just too bad Kiyomi's got back, legs and brains,
"Fiance?" Did you tell yourself that lie just to stay sane?
You might like your eyes, but his were everywhere but you,
Pining over greasy ghosts? In your place, I'd lie to
myself,
too.
no subject
I guess you didn't hear about Kiyomi's little scrape,
After all that fire she wasn't in such good shape.
Poor thing killed your cronies just to get burned,
For someone so brainy she just never learned.
[Tempted as she is to keep going at Takada, must get topic back to L.]
"Fiance's" what I call the man who asked for my hand,
Try not to get too jealous things went just as I planned.
You might have got one grab in but Light got it all,
We had such a magic night after you took a fall.
Too bad you never got to know what that's all about,
Since I know you died a virgin, without a doubt.
no subject
See, this is more in line with what I expect from you,
Rest assured, I'll still have my cake and eat yours, too.
You might have had more sex, I'll give you that,
But I'm breaking laws of physics by never, ever getting fat.
I'm turning you down like you do your own dessert,
So brace yourself, darling, because this is going to fucking hurt.
I heard about the business that Kiyomi wound up going through,
Set on fire? So she's definitely hotter than you.
Bitch, you can't out-vicious the delicious and suspicious
Sleuth, who beats off while beating gods who think they're being surreptitious.
I could go over every single one of Kira's sins
But face it,
We both know
Who's going to win.
no subject
You're talking to the queen, bitch, have some respect,
I'm the goddess to your ghost and you're about to get checked.
I'm the pretty, thin idol creeps like you beat off to,
Glossy magazine cover-girl who looks right through you.
You were never on our level, just a washed up has-been,
All bark and no bite, and my patience's wearing thin.
Little loser scared to death of my BFF,
Rapping so off key you've gotta be deaf!
Died for absolutely nothing with a stroke of Rem's pen,
Lookin' winded, better give your heart a break and take ten.
'Cause you and Kiyomi are six feet underground,
While I'm up here Kira-ing without a foe to be found.
no subject
Even if you happen to have a cheap-ass magic notebook.
You're certainly attractive, that I won't deny,
But when it comes to beating off, I'm a complicated guy.
Your rhymes are basic like a jacket by North Face,
It's not that you're ugly, you're just grating as a can of mace.
I keep looking for mosquitoes every time I hear you speak,
Off-key? Can't you do something about that high-pitched squeak?
I'm here to tell you that you're all but destined to fail,
Valentine's Day is coming, watch out for that
guard
rail.
If you can't find your foes, that's not really a surprise,
They're definitely there, and they're experts at disguise.
You're clearly wearing down, girl you can't handle more
Because you may have won some battles, but you
lost
the
war.
no subject
Talk all you want, I'm the one that's still breathing.
In fact, I think it's about time for you to be leaving.
[Whipping out the Death Note.]
When it comes down to it, you're as low as they get.
By the way, what kind of name is L Lawliet?
[DRAMATIC SCRIBBLING BEGINS.]
no subject
Word of God is that you say it like "low-light".
Another reminder that we had a lot in common perhaps,
All this proves is that you're afraid of my raps.
I'm the giant whose shoulders people stood on top of,
And the fact is? My legacy will outlive your "love."
Write the name if you really want to be done,
But I'm warning you,
You'll be confessing
That
I
Won.
no subject
Wrong, and you're about to take a dive.
The winner is always the last one alive.
Low-Light is perfect since you're second best,
You were never Ligh't great enemy-- just a pest.
Your legacy is losing to a god from above,
And nothing will ever outlive my love.
no subject
Good thing my successors heard my Sermon on the Mount.
Everybody dies, but just a few get to hear the bell,
I get the last word, bitch, see you in Hell.
no subject
[Misa pouts and nudges at his body with her shoe. He could have lasted a few more seconds! Fine, he gets the last word then. Misa still wins.]
no subject
YOU DECIIIIIIIIIIDE
EPIC.... EPIC
RAP....
BATTLES!
OF HISTOREH~]
the winner is everyone who gets to read the thread
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