whosememeisitanyway: (These suggestions are painful)
Whose Meme Is It Anyway? ([personal profile] whosememeisitanyway) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-01-28 01:37 pm

The Epic Rap Battles of Roleplay Meme

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ROLEPLAY MEME



So Epic Rap Battles of History are an awesome idea, but even though they do cover fictional characters from time to time, there's gonna be plenty they'll never touch.

So that's where this meme comes in.

1. Put your character's name and series in the subject line.
2. Tag around!
3. Your characters are now engaged in a RAP BATTLE. Go nuts. If you don't know what to do, check out some of the ones in the above link for examples.
4. Have fun, damn it.
hunglikeahoruss: (pic#6199310)

/excited horse noises ensues

[personal profile] hunglikeahoruss 2015-01-31 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
You bleed yourself dry
While I have renewable resource
You may neighsay, brey, til you're horse.
It is a matter of course.

Your hooves barely able to stand,
Milk shattered in your hand
Like a colt
Who will bolt
Against this stallion.

My lovely auto machines whirring pistons a gleam,
Made with toil sweat and steam
Works like a dream
You wish you knew what I mean

I'm a scholar a steam wright an archer a poet
With no broken bows or arrows to show for it.
You try and mock my aesthetic,
Yet your efforts rather pathetic
What are your cyberneti%
In the face of steam powered prostheti%

It's form versus function.
Which works in perfect conjunction
In order to constrain and contain
One's intense STRENGTH
For any length
Of
Time.