The Epic Rap Battles of Roleplay Meme

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ROLEPLAY MEME



So Epic Rap Battles of History are an awesome idea, but even though they do cover fictional characters from time to time, there's gonna be plenty they'll never touch.

So that's where this meme comes in.

1. Put your character's name and series in the subject line.
2. Tag around!
3. Your characters are now engaged in a RAP BATTLE. Go nuts. If you don't know what to do, check out some of the ones in the above link for examples.
4. Have fun, damn it.

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Demon Lord Asmodai | Future Card Buddyfight

[asmodance]

YOU WERE THE ONE WHO ENCOURAGED ME DWI

[killswithbrooms]

Hey!
You look pretty big and kinda mean and scary-
But I'm not gonna judge! You won't find me wary!
I'm pretty sure that we still could get along
'Cause even if this is a rap, it's kinda like a song
And I don't know about you but if there's one thing I'm sure-
-of, it's how if you're gonna duet, you've gotta be assured
I guess all I'm sayin' is that I think we could have some fun!
So toss it back to me and we'll give it our best run!

[LOOK AT THIS SMALL ROBOT CHILD LOOKING UP AT YOU SO HOPEFUL AND DELIGHTED]

/DEALS WITH IT LOUDLY

[asmodance]

Yooooo! Those are some sweet rhymes, bro! [He crouches down and offers her a low-five, laughing and grinning. That was adorable, yo!]

I ain't trying to be mean, or to spook or scare you
Just want to get some words up in our rhymin' brew
Add a pinch of rhythm and some bouncing beats
And we'll have the people falling out of their seats
With how freakin' stellar our rap will be, yeah,
We can blow 'em away between you and me, yeah,
There won't be a single star shining in the sky
That's brighter than our binary system-- know why?
'Cause with you and me, kid, we're gonna raise the roof
And it'll blast so high up they'll need a new math proof
To show peeps the arc of its ascent--
We'll be a brand-new stellar event!

[killswithbrooms]

[she will take that low-five with two hands and a happy squeal. AAW YEE WE GON GET IT ON!]

We're gonna take this lyric right out to the stars!
Leave the city in our dust, and the moon, so long, Mars!
I can already tell we're gonna be a hit
All those guys who have to fight are totally unfit!
They're spitting and slapping, meanwhile, we've got our fun-
So give me a boost up and let's show them how it's done!

[you put you on your shoulders right now mister]

[asmodance]

[No need to ask twice, sister! Up she goes, with a little toss in the air before he sets her up on her new seat.]

An interstellar tour that's beyond imagination?
Heck yeah! Let's go see all that rad creation!
We'll leave those losers in the dust and fill our fans with jubilation--
Leave everyone we meet with a shining aspiration--
We'll be showing the stars how to shine ever brighter,
'Cause we went with sowing light, not trying out as fighters
There'll be nobody to beat us, no one to even try
Who can reach the peeps who decided they would fly?

[killswithbrooms]

[THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER. Roll should approach scary-looking people and ask to be rapbuddies with them more often! maybe the Yellow Devil would have been less of a jerk if he was invited to drop some sick beats?

for now she's just gonna make a delighted sound before pointing up-forwards. charge, in to the unknown!]

Trailblazers! Pathmakers! You and I, break the limits!
We'll light up the night with the power of our spirits!
And if others wanna try to to break those same barriers?
We'll help them if they want, 'cause it's always 'more the merrier'!
So long as you're working together, things'll be great-
'Cause even if they don't you got your friends, appreciate!
I'll keep the bad guys off you and I know you'll do the same
I don't even gotta ask! That's how I choose to play the game!
So gimmie a fistbump, new buddy of mine
I'm gonna Roll this on forwards while I've still got time to rhyme!