The Epic Rap Battles of Roleplay Meme

[whosememeisitanyway]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ROLEPLAY MEME



So Epic Rap Battles of History are an awesome idea, but even though they do cover fictional characters from time to time, there's gonna be plenty they'll never touch.

So that's where this meme comes in.

1. Put your character's name and series in the subject line.
2. Tag around!
3. Your characters are now engaged in a RAP BATTLE. Go nuts. If you don't know what to do, check out some of the ones in the above link for examples.
4. Have fun, damn it.

Comments

[69problems]

[Alright, here we go! Get ready to hear the Holy Word, Summoner.]

So you're fighting for a revolution,
Resolution, a solution to society
Let me hit you (nonviolently)
With a dose of sobriety:
You can't make peace with murder,
And what you think of as equality
Is genocide, realistically
Cull 'til you're on top,
Then who could oppose you?
Then you'd be the oppressor,
Until someone overthrows you.

oh my god I am so sorry for how long this took AND for how long it is

[likeabos]

[Wait. Was that-- No way. No. Nuh-uh. It could’t be... could it?

The Summoner here is going to need a moment to deal with the deadly blow of sick fires that rained down on him from what must have been the afterlife itself as the holy figure that remained the single largest source of all his inspiration laid the smackdown on his rebellious ass.]

Now hold on...
Wait just a second...





Alright--

Did I just hear what I’ve think I’ve heard?
A mockery on level of the holy word?
Don’t be absurd!
You think I’m deterred?
Just 'cause of the words that you’ve inferred?
Sure you’ve laid down the inspiration,
but do you really think that rationalization
will deter the dictation
that leads our generation
to the future that will eliminate our exasperation?
Non-violence is fine as a social construct,
But what makes you think that what high-bloods instruct
Won’t further obstruct
Every word you’ve induct
Without a little bit of my violent misconduct?
Yes, it’s dirty, yes it’s cruel,
But at least I know I’m not their fool.
Treated like a tool
Crushed by their misrule
Known for nothing but the words that your girl mewled.
And even what she said would no longer exist
if they weren’t passed on through my words and fist
telling them we’ll persist
and that, yes, we are pissed
when we’re denied the simple urge to coexist.
So spite me as much as you want to man
Just because I got it going in my think-pan
to change the game-plan
and make them understand.
Finishing off something that you only began