The Epic Rap Battles of Roleplay Meme

[whosememeisitanyway]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ROLEPLAY MEME



So Epic Rap Battles of History are an awesome idea, but even though they do cover fictional characters from time to time, there's gonna be plenty they'll never touch.

So that's where this meme comes in.

1. Put your character's name and series in the subject line.
2. Tag around!
3. Your characters are now engaged in a RAP BATTLE. Go nuts. If you don't know what to do, check out some of the ones in the above link for examples.
4. Have fun, damn it.

Comments

Link | Starbomb | OTA

[goddammitoldman]

[AW, YEAH. HERO OF RHYME IN THE HOUSE, Y'ALL.]

[amia_bull]

I have got to admit that I'm digging the clothes,
And, uh, wish I could get me some of those,
But wearing green ain't the only skylark mark,
So, uh, on a rapping journey we're going to embark,
You may be looking pretty cool but who knows if you've got skills,
Or if your being here is just a way to show off your clothes' frills,
So, yo, show me what you've got if you're a rapping machine
Or I'll be the one to trample you and knock you out clean,
Yoooooooo,

[goddammitoldman]

Aw, shit - little hornboy knows how to recognize greatness,
Pretty slick change from all the fools that be hatin' dis,
Now you wanna go on a journey, you better have tenure,
'Cause I'm the motherfuckin' king of adventure,
You wanna step to me and think you can beat this?
This hero of rhyme will break your heart into pieces!

[buttball]

{HEY MR. WILSOOONNNN}

My name is Mr. Wilson and I'm here to say,
All that tunic does is make you look gay!
No wonder that old man followed you round all day,
You look like you belong in ballet!
I'll smack your ass harder than I did with Dennis,
So bend over, bitch, and lemme see that crevice!
Even with three of my fingers blown off in Korea,
I can still find twenty thousand ways to beat ya.
So stop standin' round like a stupid green queer,
'Cuz it's time for you to back up and GET OUTTA HERE!

[goddammitoldman]

...what the fuck, old man?

No, really. What.

[buttball]

YOU EITHER LAY DOWN YOUR HALFASSED RHYMES AND GET YOUR ASS WHOOPED BY ME OR I'LL GIVE YER ASS A GOOD PADDLIN'! THAT'S WHAT, YA FRIGGIN' GOOFBALL!