optipesimism: (barry)
. memes . ([personal profile] optipesimism) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2014-09-10 12:03 am

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the sexting meme.



Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!




sharkmaid: (⚡ sex hair)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-13 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe if you didn't tease so much it'd be easier!

[He hates you. He really does.]

Maybe we should get you fixed.
squaloid: (It felt ⌈great⌋ it felt ⌈right⌋)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-09-13 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
You like all of that, don't lie. You can't even control how vocal you get. Especially when I've got both hands and my mouth on you.

"A-Ahhh.. R-Riou, I can't—!"

You really think I'll just stop?
sharkmaid: (⚡ porny heaven)

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[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-13 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, Riou stop
sharkmaid: (⚡ stop looking at my boobs)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-13 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
And what about you anyway? It's not like you're much better! Someone started knocking on our door the other week because you couldn't shut your mouth...

"Rin, don't stop, don't stop! Rin!"

Shit like that
Edited 2014-09-13 01:43 (UTC)
squaloid: (Only playing to ⌈win⌋)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-09-13 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not denying anything at all. Maybe we could put your pillow to more use, then, when the volume gets too out of control.

[Unlike you, you loser.

How about a step further, then?]


Then again, I know I'm even more like that when you take the top, aren't I? I love the feel of your cock, in any way, though when you're inside, it's even better. You should give it a chance more than once in a blue moon.

I know you enjoy that a lot, too, so don't even bother to try and say otherwise.
Edited 2014-09-13 09:02 (UTC)
sharkmaid: (⚡ DISGRACEFUL)

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[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-14 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
Shit
sharkmaid: (⚡ sex hair)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-14 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
Are you seriously trying to sext me right now
squaloid: (It's ⌈about time⌋)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-09-14 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
[He might be dying of laughter right about now. Might.]

I did mention I couldn't get to sleep, right?

Do you not like it? It's been a while since we've tried something new. . .


[Shameless, thy name is Riou.]
sharkmaid: (⚡ what are you wearing)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-14 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't you in a room with someone else? You'll get yourself in trouble.
squaloid: (While I'm off chasing my ⌈own⌋ dreams)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-09-14 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and he's out cold with an eye mask and headphones on.

[. . .]

I'm better at keeping quiet when I'm by myself, anyway.
sharkmaid: (⚡ goddamn roommates)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-14 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
You're such a pain.

[But it's not like Rin can exactly fall asleep right now anyway. Tsk.]

But you're not gonna let me say no, are you?
squaloid: (Until then I'll be ⌈waiting⌋)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-09-14 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one still replying to me, aren't you? ♥
sharkmaid: (⚡ ugh)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-14 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
[A couple minutes later,]

Shut up and say what you're wearing
squaloid: (Gonna ⌈let loose⌋ tonight)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-09-14 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
[He's so proud of you, bro.]

Shorts, and that shirt you gave me last Christmas, though the room is pretty warm, so I might just take it off.
sharkmaid: (⚡ B[)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-14 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
Already?

[For the love of god]

We've barely even said anything.
squaloid: (I'm ⌈not⌋ one for ⌈leaving⌋)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-09-14 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
Go back and read what I sent just a few messages back, maybe?

But fine, fine. We can start nice and slow, since i know you like that.
sharkmaid: (⚡ that's "Your Highness Jerkass" to you)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-17 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
That's still only a few messages back. You're shameless.

[SIGH. This isn't romantic at all.]

... I'm wearing that tank top you got me for our birthday. The one with the shark on it.
squaloid: (Default)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-09-18 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
You say that like it's new.

[Don't reply to that.

Romance, though. . . that's a bit tricky via text onely.]


Oh? That looks good on you.

[Shut up, Riou. You think everything looks good on him.]

I'm really wanting to kiss you, you know. A good, real kiss. You wouldn't try to turn away from it, like you often do, would you?
Edited 2014-09-18 03:34 (UTC)
sharkmaid: (⚡ maybe not)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-18 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
You think everything looks good on me.

[It's ok; clearly Rin can read his brother's mind, even through the phone.

After a minute,]


I don't turn away too often. ... How would you kiss me?
squaloid: (I won't ⌈run⌋ away this time)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-09-18 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Yep]

When it's on the lips you seem to. . .

[Can you feel the sadness? Can you?]

But, slowly, at first. Tugging on your lower lip a little, moving a hand to your side.
sharkmaid: (⚡ never mind)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-18 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[He refuses to.]

... mind the teeth.
squaloid: (I didn't go and try to ⌈change⌋ my mind)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-09-18 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Even though I like it? I'm real used to them. . .
sharkmaid: (⚡ ALLLL BY MYYYSELLLF)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-18 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
I still want you to be careful...

I don't like hurting you.
squaloid: (Back when you were ⌈mine⌋)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-09-18 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
I know my limits. Of course I'm still careful. I just like the way they feel. . . You should use them.

I'll be mindful with the way my fingernails drag against you, too. You do like that, don't you? I swear I won't leave any lasting marks. . .

sharkmaid: (⚡ is he sucking his own dick)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-29 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'll let you leave marks...

Just in places other people won't see though, ok?

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