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[optipesimism]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

Comments

[sharkmaid]

Why do you tease so much?

[Goddammit]

[squaloid]

You say that like you don't, in turn

[O o p s]

[sharkmaid]

I'm ten times nicer to you, you know.

... Remember two weeks ago? I didn't tease you once.

[squaloid]

Well you should do it more. Unlike one of us, I kinda like it here and there.

[sharkmaid]

Be careful what you wish for.

This might be the last time I let you get away with anything like this for the next four months.

[squaloid]

[liar]

So I'm to blame for this?

[sharkmaid]

[No really it's true]

Well it's certainly not MY fault.

1/2

[squaloid]

[NO]

Yet you keep replying. . .

[squaloid]

[But before Rin can actually decide to do so, another message soon follows.]

So was my fist all you'd need, or would you rather I suck you off, then? Or maybe straight up fucking?

[Yes, he's being a horrible brat. Quiet.]

1/2

[sharkmaid]

[... Oh for fuck's sake]

Oh, so you're just going to hop right back into this, are you?

[sharkmaid]

You're lucky I didn't lose my hard on over this.

...

Hang on. I'm gonna grab some lube.

[squaloid]

[Rin, you should expect this.]

Of course~

[sharkmaid]

[Annnd he's back a little while later]

... I need to get more of this stuff.

[squaloid]

[he's more amused by that line than he should be]

Get a larger size next time, then?

[sharkmaid]

Shut up. They only had the one size... and I didn't think I'd need another one at the time.

[Look, going out to buy the stupid stuff was embarrassing enough to the point at which he almost considered shoplifting it. But Rin can never let stupid things weigh on his conscience like that.]

Shit. Why does it have to be so cold too?

[squaloid]

Pretty sure I don't need to tell you I keep some in the room, too. Get that if you need to.

[they can go in disguise]

Sit on the bottle for a short bit, or warm it between your hands. . .?

[sharkmaid]

I'm not using yours.

[He's not a thief!]

It's fine. I'm already using it anyway.

[... Annnd after another while,]




... tight.

[squaloid]

[Oh, come on, now. They've shared before. ♥

Really, though, these pauses are almost maddening.]

How many fingers? Wanna see if I can get three in you, before I use my cock?

[sharkmaid]

[Well, get used to them, bro. Because here comes another minute long pause.

It's hard doing this when he's typing with one hand, you know. Namely his non-dominant hand.]

Try four.

[Yeah... Yeah, he's using four.]

[squaloid]

[Hot (And impressive). But f-fine enough]

Even better.

Tho I dont think i can wait much longer

[sharkmaid]

Well... Guess I have no choice.

[Shortly after, a photo attachment comes in, showing Rin lying down, pink and sweating with his tank top pulled up high enough to show off his chest. He's really glad he made sure the door was locked before he did any of this... because no one needs to walk in and see him holding a pink dildo right now, even going so far as to lick the tip for this picture he's sending to his dear, darling brother.]

Hope you don't mind your replacement for now then.

[squaloid]

[Well shit, man. Horrible. Rin, you are absolutely horrible. He'd better not get pissed at Riou if he's ever to bring up or suggest that dildo again, alright.

His heart's already racing even harder, amongst other things.]

I know you have a decent enough imagination. You look so good. . .

[Gripping his cock a bit tighter, still, however trying to keep himself from jerking on it again just yet.]

Shit, this would be even better over video, you know.

SUPRISE YO

[sharkmaid]

Maybe...

If you ask nicely.

[Sorry, bro. Gotta be a dick for a second. Or more than a second. You know how it is.]

OH SNAP

[squaloid]

Please, dear brother.

[Sucking up? Sure. No pun intended. Or maybe- ]

Unless I'm even better in your imagination.