optipesimism: (barry)
. memes . ([personal profile] optipesimism) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2014-09-10 12:03 am

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the sexting meme.



Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!




squaloid: (Wanna do ⌈right⌋ by you)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-10-15 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure I don't need to tell you I keep some in the room, too. Get that if you need to.

[they can go in disguise]

Sit on the bottle for a short bit, or warm it between your hands. . .?
sharkmaid: (⚡ DISGRACEFUL)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-10-15 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not using yours.

[He's not a thief!]

It's fine. I'm already using it anyway.

[... Annnd after another while,]




... tight.
squaloid: (I'm ⌈not⌋ one for ⌈leaving⌋)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-10-15 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, come on, now. They've shared before. ♥

Really, though, these pauses are almost maddening.]


How many fingers? Wanna see if I can get three in you, before I use my cock?
sharkmaid: (⚡ be gentle)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-10-15 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, get used to them, bro. Because here comes another minute long pause.

It's hard doing this when he's typing with one hand, you know. Namely his non-dominant hand.]


Try four.

[Yeah... Yeah, he's using four.]
squaloid: (Been ⌈holding on⌋ for eternity)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-10-15 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Hot (And impressive). But f-fine enough]

Even better.

Tho I dont think i can wait much longer
Edited 2014-10-15 10:32 (UTC)
sharkmaid: (⚡ sort of topping)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-10-15 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well... Guess I have no choice.

[Shortly after, a photo attachment comes in, showing Rin lying down, pink and sweating with his tank top pulled up high enough to show off his chest. He's really glad he made sure the door was locked before he did any of this... because no one needs to walk in and see him holding a pink dildo right now, even going so far as to lick the tip for this picture he's sending to his dear, darling brother.]

Hope you don't mind your replacement for now then.
squaloid: (The devil we ⌈know⌋)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-10-15 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well shit, man. Horrible. Rin, you are absolutely horrible. He'd better not get pissed at Riou if he's ever to bring up or suggest that dildo again, alright.

His heart's already racing even harder, amongst other things.]


I know you have a decent enough imagination. You look so good. . .

[Gripping his cock a bit tighter, still, however trying to keep himself from jerking on it again just yet.]

Shit, this would be even better over video, you know.
sharkmaid: (⚡ sexy bitch)

SUPRISE YO

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2015-03-31 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe...

If you ask nicely.


[Sorry, bro. Gotta be a dick for a second. Or more than a second. You know how it is.]
squaloid: (Default)

OH SNAP

[personal profile] squaloid 2015-04-01 04:24 am (UTC)(link)


Please, dear brother.

[Sucking up? Sure. No pun intended. Or maybe- ]

Unless I'm even better in your imagination.