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[optipesimism]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

Comments

[sharkmaid]

[Annnd with that he'll be pressing his palm hard between his legs now. Forgive him if it takes a minute to respond.]

I'm really hard right now... Hurts...

Move faster

[squaloid]

[likewise. typing is becoming such a hassle.]

gonna take off your underwear first, and rock harder, too.

god, i wish you were here

[sharkmaid]

[And here is where he starts touching himself just a little faster, thanks. ... And he might or might not have just shoved his hand in his pants to do so.]

is that what you'd do to me if I was?

[squaloid]

[it's definitely becoming more difficult to not jerk harder or faster]

i'd kiss you more, too, maybe along your neck or ear, using my teeth.

or take us both into my fist.

[sharkmaid]

[Oh god]

... I'm close.

[Yes, already; shut up.]

[squaloid]

[No]

Ah. . . maybe I should slow down, then

[sharkmaid]

[Rude]

Don't...

[Never mind that Riou's not really doing that to him right now. But Rin feels like saying it anyway.]

[squaloid]

What if I wanted to feel you more? You want it to be over?

[good imaginations are the best]

[sharkmaid]

Why do you tease so much?

[Goddammit]

[squaloid]

You say that like you don't, in turn

[O o p s]

[sharkmaid]

I'm ten times nicer to you, you know.

... Remember two weeks ago? I didn't tease you once.

[squaloid]

Well you should do it more. Unlike one of us, I kinda like it here and there.

[sharkmaid]

Be careful what you wish for.

This might be the last time I let you get away with anything like this for the next four months.

[squaloid]

[liar]

So I'm to blame for this?

[sharkmaid]

[No really it's true]

Well it's certainly not MY fault.

1/2

[squaloid]

[NO]

Yet you keep replying. . .

[squaloid]

[But before Rin can actually decide to do so, another message soon follows.]

So was my fist all you'd need, or would you rather I suck you off, then? Or maybe straight up fucking?

[Yes, he's being a horrible brat. Quiet.]

1/2

[sharkmaid]

[... Oh for fuck's sake]

Oh, so you're just going to hop right back into this, are you?

[sharkmaid]

You're lucky I didn't lose my hard on over this.

...

Hang on. I'm gonna grab some lube.

[squaloid]

[Rin, you should expect this.]

Of course~

[sharkmaid]

[Annnd he's back a little while later]

... I need to get more of this stuff.

[squaloid]

[he's more amused by that line than he should be]

Get a larger size next time, then?

[sharkmaid]

Shut up. They only had the one size... and I didn't think I'd need another one at the time.

[Look, going out to buy the stupid stuff was embarrassing enough to the point at which he almost considered shoplifting it. But Rin can never let stupid things weigh on his conscience like that.]

Shit. Why does it have to be so cold too?

[squaloid]

Pretty sure I don't need to tell you I keep some in the room, too. Get that if you need to.

[they can go in disguise]

Sit on the bottle for a short bit, or warm it between your hands. . .?

[sharkmaid]

I'm not using yours.

[He's not a thief!]

It's fine. I'm already using it anyway.

[... Annnd after another while,]




... tight.