optipesimism: (barry)
. memes . ([personal profile] optipesimism) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2014-09-10 12:03 am

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the sexting meme.



Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!




squaloid: (Default)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-09-30 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[sorry, snickering a bit right about here. All right, then. . .]

Where would you rather, then? Between you legs, your nipples. . . somewhere else? Though I'll gladly do both at once.
sharkmaid: (⚡ THIS. BOY. IS A BOTTOM.)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-30 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh god]

Both at once would be a little much wouldn't it?

[But even as he says it, he's probably touching both places at once anyway. O-oops.]
squaloid: (Back when you were ⌈mine⌋)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-09-30 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Good.]

true. don't want you coming too fast. i'll leave your chest alone, then. Wanna grind against you tho, instead of using just my hand.
sharkmaid: (⚡ be gentle)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-30 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Annnd with that he'll be pressing his palm hard between his legs now. Forgive him if it takes a minute to respond.]

I'm really hard right now... Hurts...

Move faster
squaloid: (No no enough is ⌈enough⌋)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-09-30 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
[likewise. typing is becoming such a hassle.]

gonna take off your underwear first, and rock harder, too.

god, i wish you were here
sharkmaid: (⚡ climax)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-10-05 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
[And here is where he starts touching himself just a little faster, thanks. ... And he might or might not have just shoved his hand in his pants to do so.]

is that what you'd do to me if I was?
squaloid: (Wanna ⌈feel⌋ you from the inside)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-10-05 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
[it's definitely becoming more difficult to not jerk harder or faster]

i'd kiss you more, too, maybe along your neck or ear, using my teeth.

or take us both into my fist.
sharkmaid: (⚡ THIS. BOY. IS A BOTTOM.)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-10-09 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh god]

... I'm close.

[Yes, already; shut up.]
squaloid: (Been ⌈holding on⌋ for eternity)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-10-09 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[No]

Ah. . . maybe I should slow down, then
sharkmaid: (⚡ wibble)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-10-09 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Rude]

Don't...

[Never mind that Riou's not really doing that to him right now. But Rin feels like saying it anyway.]
squaloid: (Feel the ⌈heat⌋ but I'm ⌈not⌋ burning)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-10-09 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
What if I wanted to feel you more? You want it to be over?

[good imaginations are the best]
sharkmaid: (⚡ wat)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-10-09 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you tease so much?

[Goddammit]
squaloid: (If I ⌈wait⌋ a little while)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-10-09 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
You say that like you don't, in turn

[O o p s]
sharkmaid: (⚡ I beg your pardon)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-10-09 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm ten times nicer to you, you know.

... Remember two weeks ago? I didn't tease you once.
squaloid: (Money ⌈won't⌋ get you there)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-10-09 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Well you should do it more. Unlike one of us, I kinda like it here and there.
sharkmaid: (⚡ I can't fap to this)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-10-09 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Be careful what you wish for.

This might be the last time I let you get away with anything like this for the next four months.
squaloid: (Things I'll ⌈never say⌋)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-10-09 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[liar]

So I'm to blame for this?
sharkmaid: (⚡ megalodon was a bitch ass poser)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-10-09 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
[No really it's true]

Well it's certainly not MY fault.
squaloid: (⌈Rumor⌋ has it)

1/2

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-10-09 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
[NO]

Yet you keep replying. . .
squaloid: (To feel the ⌈rhythm⌋)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-10-09 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[But before Rin can actually decide to do so, another message soon follows.]

So was my fist all you'd need, or would you rather I suck you off, then? Or maybe straight up fucking?

[Yes, he's being a horrible brat. Quiet.]
sharkmaid: (⚡ what are you wearing)

1/2

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-10-11 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
[... Oh for fuck's sake]

Oh, so you're just going to hop right back into this, are you?
sharkmaid: (⚡ no u)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-10-11 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
You're lucky I didn't lose my hard on over this.

...

Hang on. I'm gonna grab some lube.
squaloid: (You know you're ⌈ready⌋)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-10-11 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Rin, you should expect this.]

Of course~
sharkmaid: (⚡ wat)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-10-15 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Annnd he's back a little while later]

... I need to get more of this stuff.
squaloid: (Walk the ⌈rainbow⌋ to the end)

[personal profile] squaloid 2014-10-15 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
[he's more amused by that line than he should be]

Get a larger size next time, then?

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