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12 June 2024 @ 07:42 am
You’d have to stop the world just to stop the feeling  


The Highly Inappropriate Tension Meme

Touches. Glances. Sides brushing, so close to each other. The moment is, most likely, quiet, subdued, and calm. Or it could be loud and full of life, right in the middle of a vivacious party. Yet, no matter the case, your blood is pumping - no, nearly boiling with the passion bubbling between you and your companion.

Unfortunately, this tension is completely and absolutely out of line. Whether it be the place, the time, your relationship with the person (be that literal relation or power difference, age difference, experience difference, and so on), your own lack of knowledge, or personal convictions, you should not act on any building desires.

But here's the thing about tension: it builds. It builds, and it builds, until...

Well, even subtlety can come to an inappropriate head.

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character, canon, and preferences in the subject. In the comment body, be sure to mention if there are any squicks you have, scenarios you don't/do want to play out, and if you're okay with AUs or handwaved CR.
  • Reply to others.
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12 June 2024 @ 01:40 pm
Cons, pros  

pros and cons of dating your character

a humor/shipping meme



The premise is simple.

[1] Your character has a sign listing out all the pros and cons of dating them. Maybe they wrote it themselves, maybe they didn't.
[2] This list is displayed for everyone else to see.
[3] That's it.

Do not post any blank top levels. Comment with your character's list, then have fun reacting to other people's pros and cons.
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Dream
12 June 2024 @ 01:43 pm
you are my sunshine  
sunrise, sunset.
this is a meme about sunrises and sunsets. no matter where your characters are, they're now watching a sunrise or a sunset together. make it as picturesque as you want.

that's it. that's the meme.


 
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12 June 2024 @ 03:01 pm
May I leave my friends behind  
ASKED TO DANCE


You can dance if you want to, but don't leave your friends behind.

Your character’s been asked for a dance. How do they respond?

HOW TO PLAY
  • Your subject line should be a line of dialogue from your character that corresponds to the prompt above. Any other information, details, or actions in the comment section is optional, though feel free to include as much as you like. You might even link to a song that'd get your character's toes tapping.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread around.
 
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12 June 2024 @ 05:47 pm
for all the wifeguys out there  

married couple shipping & smut meme
Because all that fun hands-on intimacy isn't just for the swinging singles.

how to play.
  • Comment with your character, prefs, etc.
  • All characters are welcome, as there are prompts for everyone - yes, including your grimdark antiheroes and playboy types.
  • Reply to others.


prompts.
  1. wedding night: what else do you expect to go down on your first night as a married couple?
  2. honeymoon: enjoy the beaches of Florida or the twin-sun skies of Tatooine.
  3. not the marrying sort: how did you, of all people, get hitched? nevermind, you might as well just reap the benefits.
  4. arranged marriage: a contract needs a signing.
  5. newlyweds: you two just can't keep your hands to yourselves. or your bodies off every piece of furniture you have.
  6. night off: one of you is always busy, so time together is rare.
  7. long distance: a more extreme version of the above. you two are married but don't live together, as one of you is always on the road...or on the run.
  8. still so in love: no matter how long you've been together, the spark's still there.
  9. hatesex: there's no spark here, as it's more like a raging inferno of resentment towards your ball and chain.
  10. rekindle the spark: in continuation of spark talk, you guys are trying to recapture what you once had.
  11. make-up sex: the best thing about marital spats? making up again!
  12. romantic night: break out the chocolate and bubble bath.
  13. still got it: they have no need for jealousy, as you have eyes only for them. you want to show them how beautiful they are.
  14. domestically depraved: to the outside world, you're the Cleavers. in your own little world, you're still the perfect couple - just a bit kinky.
  15. CHOOSE YOUR OWN
 
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12 June 2024 @ 06:03 pm
eat you up  
The Cunnilingus Meme
cunnilingus
noun

1. The fine art of making love to a vagina/vulva with your mouth and tongue.

2. The act of using the mouth to stimulate the female genitalia. This can include sucking or licking the outer and inner areas of the vagina, and most often involves direct stimulation of the clitoris

Some women find cunnilingus to be the most satisfying sexual act. Indeed, a great number of women report that oral sex is the only way they can achieve orgasm. The mouth can create a uniquely intense range of sensations which many find unrivaled. Any woman you learn to do it right for will appreciate you all the more for it.


Going down. Eating out. Muff diving. Eating pussy. Carpet munching. Dining at the Y. Whatever you call it, it's an act that is sometimes misunderstood and very often woefully under-practiced, be it in real life or in porn - or in smut RP.

No longer. This meme is for all your cunnilingus needs, from giving to receiving and from a loving gesture to rough hatesex. The situation is up to you; the act is up to your character's tongue.

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character & your preferences. Female characters, be sure to specify whether you're down with giving or receiving, though some preferences will make that obvious. Male characters, just bring your mouth.
  • Reply to others.
  • Put those lips to good use.
 
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12 June 2024 @ 07:15 pm
your case is in my hands  


the crime meme
a meme for shaming your character and all their dirty deeds

 


What's done in the dark will always find its way to light... you didn't think you could keep those CRIMES of your under wraps forever, did you? Eventually, people were going to find out about that time you ran a red light, or crossed without a crosswalk, or did something WORSE?! Perish the thought! That's the one, officer! Take them away!
 

 how to play
1. Create a top-level with your character's crime in the subject line. It can be their most recent crime, or their BIGGEST crime, or a crime they really don't want others to know about.

2. Allow them to be judged by a jury of their peers! Those peers being everyone else here. You could be nice and hear their side of things, or you can judge first and ask questions later.

3. Deliver the verdict! Send them to jail! Laugh at them... viciously!


 
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12 June 2024 @ 08:35 pm
Have you?  
HAVE YOU DONE IT? meme



...well, have you done it? Had sex, I mean.

✱ Instead of commenting with the usual, your subject line is reserved for your character's status. Virgin? Canonical slut? Died without ever getting laid? r/ihavesex post subject? Have they gotten to first base?
✱ They can totally lie, btw.
✱ Let the commentary roll in.
 
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12 June 2024 @ 08:53 pm
booty booty booty booty rocking errwhere  

tits or ass meme

you've been asked all types of questions around these parts. truth or dare. top or bottom. but those queries have only been warm-up rounds for the most important decision of your life.

tits or ass?

how to play
- why would you even want a blank top level here? nobody has to tell you not to do that. you wouldn't, right? we're all waiting for answers.
- is your character about the t or the a? tell us, tell us! surely they have a preference. there are no other options.




- except for the secret options, like thighs.
 
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12 June 2024 @ 08:59 pm
Do you believe in life after loooooove?  


At First Sight?


Some insist that love at first sight is real. Others argue that it can’t exist. We’re not here to make either argument, we simply want to know what you believe.

RULES
○ As with many of the memes here, we request that you don’t leave a blank top level.
○ Your starter should fit into the premise that someone has asked your character if they believe in love at first sight, and why or why not. No other limits, though! Any specific direction is yours to take. Get weird with it, if you wanna.
○ Now we open the debate floor. Everyone’s got an opinion. If they disagree, they’ll let you ladies and gentlemen now.


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memehound
12 June 2024 @ 10:43 pm
THE FIGHT MEME  
THE (nearly june) FIGHT MEME



What else needs to be said? Release your inner warrior and partake in some epic (or hilariously bad) battles! Do you use a sword? Are you a martial arts master? Are you a wizard? Can you even fight?

It doesn't matter if you're just having a friendly spar or deciding the fate of the universe. You're suddenly filled with the urge to fight the next person you meet. Cut loose and show off your skills!

RULES

◘ Post with your character! List your fighting preferences if you'd like (Sparring, Death Battles, Anything Goes, etc.)
◘ Reply to someone else
◘ ROUND 1...
◘ ... FIGHT!

Here are some prompts to pick from (or RNG from):

( Prompts. )
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