Have you?

[processions]

HAVE YOU DONE IT? meme



...well, have you done it? Had sex, I mean.

✱ Instead of commenting with the usual, your subject line is reserved for your character's status. Virgin? Canonical slut? Died without ever getting laid? r/ihavesex post subject? Have they gotten to first base?
✱ They can totally lie, btw.
✱ Let the commentary roll in.

Comments

That's a secret.

[soft_shelled]

[He's not going to tell anyone, except people he's been with.]

Definitely not a virgin.

[crunchbuttsteak]

[ But she's not gonna start dropping numbers. She's too embarrassed for that! ]

Experienced-ish

[beautymarker]

[That's surprisingly accurate and succinct, but still annoys Sugawara for some reason.]

Experienced enough

[flatcola]

More than you'd probably believe

[slightlypopular]

Virgin and unbothered (if you don't count memes)

[kuchisake_shojo]

[ And not crazy ho-ing it up if you do by any means. ]

Not going to end up the 4,000-year-old-virgin, that's for sure.

[geezer_mode]

[And now he's making up for time lost to being a tiny old man, too.]

Yes

[achelord]

I wasn't always this grumpy, you know.

Never

[tabulacombusit]

Sounds interesting, though...

[wingdoovers]

Is that an academic interest?

[tabulacombusit]

I just want to see what all the fuss is about. Humans talk about sex all the time!

I ... was. I did technically die a virgin once...or twice.

[disgracedprince]

[silverbutterflies]

And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

[disgracedprince]

San Lang.

If I had known you sooner...

Died... untouched.

[uptightboy]

Nobody ever handled me with care or gentleness while I was alive so it was expected.

[professional_overthinker]

That's unfortunate. The fact that one one was good to you, I mean. People should be kinder to each other.

What do you mean by 'while I was alive'?

[uptightboy]

Kindness is already too much to ask I believe. I would settle simply for letting others live.

I am, in fact, a ghost. A dead boy, if you must know. And a detective.

[aspolyhymnia]

I am sorry. Moreso that you didn't have any gentleness, romantic or otherwise.

What is "it"?

[candorly]

[meltinglight]

It's-- you know, physical intimacy?

wanna do it now?

[oddsagainst]

Oh, lots of times.

[rowdie]

I was a Fatui grunt before I became a Harbinger, you know?

It's not easy getting laid when you live with other species, but it happens

[wingdoovers]

Unwillingly has a score that indicates how lustful she has been, and it's not low

[profane_hero]

I wouldn't mind so much if the divine AI didn't call me a harlot about it.

Tsunade | Naruto | OTA

[slugma]

[ She may or may not have put out with a certain perverted author... ]