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[krampused]

tits or ass meme

you've been asked all types of questions around these parts. truth or dare. top or bottom. but those queries have only been warm-up rounds for the most important decision of your life.

tits or ass?

how to play
- why would you even want a blank top level here? nobody has to tell you not to do that. you wouldn't, right? we're all waiting for answers.
- is your character about the t or the a? tell us, tell us! surely they have a preference. there are no other options.




- except for the secret options, like thighs.

Comments

Kozakura | Otherside Picnic | OTA

[flatcola]

Neither is the most important, but I'm picking tits if I have to pick.

[profane_hero]

Excellent choice, here's your prize.

[The tall demon lady that had never met Kozakura before just flings off her shirt and bra.]

Tomoko Kuroki (aged up) | Watamote | OTA

[slightlypopular]

...it's gotta be boobs for me.

[ Tomoko respects the ass lovers, though. ]

Vivian | Fantasy OC | OTA

[profane_hero]

Oh that's hard...

[Secret option unlocked.]

Thighs, everyone can have nice thighs.

Tsubasa Kazanari | Symphogear | F/F

[delicatetouch]

[ No one tell her that someone taped a note to her back that says I LOVE BIG TITTIES ]

[trustheart]

[ Just this silent, judging stare. ]

Bai Lin | original | ota

[fistsofchange]

It's gotta be tits.

Or pecs. All genders have 'em, if in different shapes!

[profane_hero]

Good point, but consider: Thighs are very fun to nibble.

[fuckthatdragon]

Listen. There are an infinite number of body types and anyone can find their own unique way to be attractive. To reduce a person to a single body part is an insult to the infinite variety of the human experience.

[She isn't playing by the rules of the meme, so a magical sign appears above her head that reads "I LOVE BIG BOOBIES"]

[delicatetouch]

[ Trying to ignore that sign... ]

Ahem. ...indeed. There are far too many traits to speak of, regarding those I find most... attractive.

[ The I LOVE BIG TITTIES post-it is still stuck to her back. ]

Ziel of the Wastelands | Cradle | M/F (ota for gen)

[achelord]

Why would anyone care about my opinion on this?

[Come onnnn...]

Tch. Legs.

Yato | Noragami

[intertwinedfates]

Soft marshmallowy pillows of joy!

[nailed_navigation]

[Hello there, stranger. What a fine sentiment you have there and any gentleman would just have to agree with it.]


Ah...

Xie Lian | Heaven Official's Blessing | M/M for shipping; OTA for gen

[disgracedprince]

I...um. The... {He motions to his butt.} Not to say a nice chest isn't appreciated!

Cassie Cage | Mortal Kombat | OTA

[nutkrusher]

Hmmm...this one's a toughie. I think the ass wins out because it's more universal. A dude with good pecs is nice but even on the upper body the abs are more important.

A fine ass will get you some action no matter who you are.

Still love me some titties, though.

Bandou Saburouta | K

[pettymuch]

Small to Medium tits are best!

[profane_hero]

I disagree. The best tits are whichever ones are currently in your face.

[misscantberight]

I mean, I've got the whole package. A perfect ass and fat tits. Though if I had to pick, I think my tits are my best asset.

[Probably not what was really asked of her, but close enough, right?]

[kuchisake_shojo]

No one can accuse you of having a bad self-image. Or lacking in the T&A.

The Lone Wanderer || Fallout

[wasteland_101]

Tits are nice, but I prefer a nice ass. There is a lot of walking in the Wasteland.

terpsichora ostornwyn | original | ota 21+

[lightfantastic]

[mildly nsfw but it is what it is]

I have to say that I've got a touch of bias for tits, for obvious reasons I should hope.

[xenoglossi]

I can think of two very obvious reasons why I agree.

Armand | IWTV | ota | S2 compliant

[fangedganymede]

One is more desirable than the other, though both have beauty.

[hawk_shot]

So, if you had to choose...?

scott lang | mcu | ota

[pissant]

Ant-Man?

More like Ass-Man.

But really, I love a good bubble butt~

[What else do you expect from the Americas Ass thing???]

[captainavenger]

You're so easy.

Remilia Scarlet (Adult) | Touhou Project | OTA

[scarlet_devil]

I happen to like both~

Aramat Drawdes | Alabaster | OTA

[madame_nerium]

Honestly, both are overrated. Like there's plenty else to like on a human figure. Necks, collar bones, veins, the shape of fingers and hands, I love well-defined muscles and graceful figures on any gender.

But... breasts are nice, I guess. I wish had a bigger pair, so I can have a true hourglass shape.

yuri himemiya | prince of stride

[menkoi]

Legs.

[ there's always one contrarian. ]

[meltinglight]

They're asking about other people's best features, not your own.

Florina | Fire Emblem

[shy_flier]

Ah? Eh... um...

B... breasts...?

Isolde, Lilith, Rosalie | OC | OTA

[puppet_mistressofhell]

Ass. Ideally, it comes with other perks. Wide hips, thick thighs, curvy legs, a cute plump wet little cu-

I'm getting distracted. [And thinking about her girlfriend.] But I still stick to my answer. Breasts are nice, but they are often alone in appeal.

Donatello - Rise of the TMNT - OTA

[soft_shelled]

... why does it matter, they're just body parts.

Dark Schneider- Bastard!! - ota gen

[pervy_inuyasha]

Hey, Lars.

[The chubby baby dragon perched on his shoulder turns to look at him.]

Gyah.

[While this is what it sounds like to others when Lars speaks, Dark Schneider himself seems more than capable of understanding him. Having a telepathic link with one another probably helps.]

Which one's your favorite? The pillowy, perky mounds of a blushing maiden, or the alluring sway of her hips? Her rippling cheeks, or smooth--

G-Gyah!

[DS looks over at Lars, clearly disapproving of the answer.]

What a total cop out!

[ruruisms]

…What'd he say?

Chiyo Yanaoka | Murcielago

[gfwithouthonororhumanity]

Is it too much of a basic bitch answer if I say tits?

[kuchisake_shojo]

I think you're valid.

Oscar | Lupin the 3rd | OTA

[riveres]

Why are you even asking about this? People's bodies are disgusting, and quite frankly, I'm ashamed of having one.

[A beat.]

Chests, I guess.