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mood.
02 January 2024 @ 06:19 am
First sext of the new year  
meme op: what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.
Sent: 01/02/24
SEXTING & PHONE SEX MEME (555-555-5555)
9:00 PM
 
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02 January 2024 @ 06:32 am
Shipping Picture ♡ ｐｒｏｍｐｔｓ  
shipping picture prompts
o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level.
o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs!
o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients.		 link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:
 
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02 January 2024 @ 07:00 am
Pillow talking  

let's talk about s-e-x
So! You've got some questions, concerns, and comments about the deed. Is it a basic mechanics curiosity? Valid. What about a desire for more information about kink? Also valid. Hey, maybe you just want to know why sex is such a big deal, anyway. You guessed it, so valid. Get opinions on ANYTHING bedroom-related. Are you the only one that...? Probably not! How can you spice up your love life? Bakerstreet's got answers!

Consider this a safe space. Zero judgment. And it's Bakerstreet, so you can rest assured that we're giving you only the truth. Nobody would give you bad advice.

NEVER.

how to play
- Comment with your character and their question. Don't leave your comment blank, yada yada.
- Reply to others.
 
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02 January 2024 @ 10:06 am
Most attractive  
MOST ATTRACTIVE FEATURE



✱ Comment with your character. Feel free to include a link to a picture of them at their best/most flattering/cutest/beautiful/handsome/most appealing/etc.
✱ Other characters are forced to ~~gently compelled~~ to admit the one part of yours they find the most attractive. Hair? Eyes? Muscles? That height? That mole? That ass...umption that they're a great person?
✱ Your character now has to flip all the scripts and fess up to others.
✱ Rinse. Repeat. Regret.
✱ Of course, if they're boring, some people might be drawn to a personality trait over a physical one.
✱ But that cute smile, tho. Lemme swoon.
 
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02 January 2024 @ 10:40 am
Tears in the rain  
DON'T CRY

Whether they're a crush you've yet to fully approach or a significant other, it's never easy to see the person you like unhappy. You want them to be content all the time, especially around you! So seeing them cry is your Kryptonite...unless you're Superman, then Kryptonite is your Kryptonite. Tears are just an unfortunate low blow.

So maybe you hurt their feelings and made them cry. Maybe whatever's gotten them all worked up is outside your control. Whatever the case may be, it's your job to comfort them, because the waterworks are turned on.

- you are going to comfort them, right? At least beat up whatever made them cry?

...stand there awkwardly until you can't bear it and have to try and make them feel better, just as awkwardly? That sounds about right.

  1. Comment with your character, preferences, and what part you'd like to play. Information would also be great, ie what would make your character cry or what they'd do to console a disconcerted and dismayed love interest.
  2. Reply to others.
  3. Thread.
 
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02 January 2024 @ 02:32 pm
Delete my search history  

THE SEARCH HISTORY MEME


🔲 12:00 AM - Your character's search history has been publicly posted for the world to see
🔲 06:09 PM - STEP ONE: post a top level with some of the strange things your character has searched for. Feel free to use fancy formatting or just list them, it's all good.
🔲 4:20 PM - STEP TWO: react to what other people have searched for. That's it, that's the meme.
 
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02 January 2024 @ 03:00 pm
I can't fix them.  
( i could fix them. )

  • You comment with all the debilitating character flaws that your muse has.
  • Others wager if they 'could fix him' and, if so, how they'd accomplish that!
  • Because what's a little war crime here and there when love's in the picture, right?
 
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Ƭαυʀιєℓ
02 January 2024 @ 03:09 pm
A thought experiment  


moral dilemma(s)
a meme about hypothetical ethics



There are shows about it. There are songs about. There are games about it. There are even entire college classes taught about it! Now, we're bringing ethical problems to your front door. What better way to get to know someone than by asking how they'd solve the famous trolley problem? If your ethics aren't in alignment, maybe the two of you aren't as compatible as you thought...

Some of these hypothetical dilemmas involve family death, drowning, theft and other unpleasant things. Proceed with caution!


how to play
1. Create a top-level!

2. Others will ask your character hypothetical questions, either from the list below or questions of their own creation. You can also change up these questions to make them more relevant (i.e. adding in familiar names, etc)

3. Answer honestly. If you're really the kind of person who thinks it's okay to steal candy from babies, let that freak flag fly. Time to find out the kind of person you really are.


moral dilemmas!
  • classic A train is going at an incredible speed. You are not on it but can see everything from afar. You soon realize that if the train keeps going at that speed, it will inevitably hit a crowd of a hundred people resulting in the death of each one of them. However, there is a way out of it. There is, in fact, a lever you can pull. If you do it, the train will change direction and hit a single person who will die. What do you do?
  • the unfaithful friend You see your best friend’s spouse having dinner with a very young, attractive person. From the way they are behaving, it is obvious they are more than friends. What do you do?
  • the beach dilemma Your daughter and your niece are playing in the water. You realize they are both caught in a strong current and might be swept out to sea. You are a good swimmer and know you can save one of them. What do you do?
  • the office issues You realize your co-worker has been pocketing additional money in the workplace. What do you do?
  • white lies Would you ever tell a small lie to your partner to avoid a huge argument?
  • love affair You’re on holiday and meet an amazing person. Both of you soon fall in love. But there's a problem: this person is married. They say they love their partner, but they also have feelings for you. Do you ignore the whole thing and simply enjoy the time left you have together or cut your relationship with this person?
  • matrix algebra You just found out we all live in a simulation. Unfortunately, the outside world is terrible. What do you do? Do you tell all your family and friends or keep it to yourself?
  • family matters You are hired to investigate a series of murders. After months of investigation you find out the killer is one of your siblings. What do you do?
  • the box A stranger offers you a million dollars if you push a button. If you do, a random person in the world would die. What do you do?
  • family matters Your father’s health has declined and he has been hospitalized. He has a substantial life insurance policy that expires at midnight. If he dies before midnight, you will inherit enough money to pursue a career you have always dreamed of and provide adequately for your family. What do you do?
  • power of friendship Your friend tells you that they committed a crime. They explain that they are having trouble sleeping at night and feel you are the only one they can trust with their confession. A few days later, you read in the paper that someone else has been arrested for your friend’s crime. What do you do?
  • dark humor Your friend has a great sense of humor. However, sometimes his jokes involve making fun of others in inappropriate ways. You feel uncomfortable when your friend does this. Do you say something or just laugh along with him? What do you do?
  • shop and save When making a purchase at a local store, you are given too much change. Do you say something or keep quiet?
  • delivery You receive a package at your home that was delivered to the wrong address. The shipping label indicates it is a favorite item that you cannot afford to purchase yourself. Do you keep it or notify the person it was intended for?
  • don't drink and drive You are at a party or out on the town with your best friend. They have too much to drink and will not let you drive them home. What do you do?
  • stolen snacks Your lunch keeps missing at work. You are pretty sure you know who is taking it each day. Do you confront them, report it to your supervisor or HR, get them back by making a cat food sandwich, or just keep quiet?
  • party next door You really like your neighbours and they are a great couple. The only problem is that they throw wild parties occasionally. You think they are into drugs, maybe even dealing. What do you do?
  • the thought that counts A friend gives you a gift for your birthday. Unfortunately, it is a type of perfume you are extremely allergic to. Do you say something and ask for a receipt to return it, or keep quiet?
  • love of her life Your friend has excitedly shared that she has a new love in her life. Unfortunately, you know the guy is a narcissistic player who only stays with a woman as long as he is getting what he wants from the relationship. Do you try to convince her to drop him or let her learn a lesson on her own?
  • is this theft? You buy a pile of clothing items on sale at your favourite department store. When you get home, you realize one of the items is not on the receipt. Do you go back to the store and pay for it or just let it go?
  • cheaters never prosper You are failing a class you were required to take but totally hate. You have an on-line exam. If you fail the exam, you will fail the class. You can cheat without anyone knowing. Do you do so and pass the class?
  • hardly working Someone at work did a very exhausting task that no one ever wants to do. Your boss thinks it is you and gives you a raise. Do you tell him you were not the person who did it?
  • hit and run You are going back home after a long day at work and accidentally hit a car and cause damage. Do you leave a piece of paper on the car with your contact?
  • money makers One of your best friends is making tons of money, but you’re pretty sure that what she is doing is illegal. She now asks you to finance her ‘business’ and invest a hundred dollars. She is sure your money will at least double. What do you do? Do you take part in the fraud?
  • shallow friends Over the summer, you became friends with a person who moved to your town. You have the same interest, like the same music and movies, and have had a great deal of fun. However, your new friend is not attractive and very loud. When school starts, you are embarrassed by the way your friend acts. Do you remain friends or drop the relationship?
  • wildcard What other tricky dilemmas can you think of?


 
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A Softer Meme
02 January 2024 @ 03:10 pm
Morning after  
morning after



┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme
→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.
( keep in mind that sexual scenarios are the basis of this meme! please enter with caution )

┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ the scenarios
① BREAKFAST IN BED; your partner is up and about -- maybe dressed, maybe not -- and in the kitchen. what are they making you? could it be... grilled cheese?
② HIT ME BABY; they're such a peaceful sleeper. a peaceful, sexy sleeper. actually there's too much of that sleeping happening. why don't you wake the up, world's kindest alarm?
③ ESCAPE FROM AZKABED; you wake up to find they're rummaging about for their clothes, about to leave. why the rush, can't you convince them to stay?
④ THE AFTERNOON AFTER; and the evening, maybe even the morning after after... hours have passed but you just can't leave each other! or maybe one of you just won't...
⑤ HANGOVER FROM HELL; there's a tiger in the closet, a baby in the bathroom, and a total stranger curled up beside you. who is this person beside you, smelling of tequila and regret? do they know any more about what, or who, went down than you do?
⑥ WET AND WILD; don't feel too lonely waking up by yourself -- the shower's on and the sound of water falling is mighty inviting. why don't you get cleaned up -- or down and dirty all over again?
⑦ I'LL SLEEP WHEN I DIE; sleep? what is this sleep thing you speak of? dawn's breaking and neither of you have gotten a wink, or want one. who's ready for round xxx?
⑧ A BITTER PILL; turns out the reason you scored wasn't your sparkling wit and magnetic confidence. your partner had an ulterior motive -- they already knew it and you're about to. recon? revenge? rebound? tag and find out, if you can handle the truth!
⑨ THIS ISN'T MINE; that sleepy person in your living room had a great night -- with your roommate. well, might as well get to know each other while you're both there, right? ... right?
⑩ WILD CARD; roll more than once and combine scenarios, choose your favorite, or make up your own!
 
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02 January 2024 @ 05:39 pm
more floof  
Fluff Meme




R U L E S:
1. Post your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Others respond using RNG. Roll 1 - 15 to pick a scenario.
3. Some scenarios have options (A - C). Pick any one from them or roll 1 - 3.
4. If there is no option that fits for you, then feel free to make one up!
5. And there you go, instant fluff~


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02 January 2024 @ 07:31 pm
Dirty thoughts  
dirty thoughts.


We all have them.

how to play
-Comment with your character. Do not leave your top-level blank.
-They’ve divulged a dirty thought or admission for all to hear! Maybe it’s general, but it could be about a specific person.
-Others will come in and do what they do.
-Thread.
 
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