bakerstreet | I can't fix them.

I can't fix them.

( i could fix them. )

You comment with all the debilitating character flaws that your muse has.
Others wager if they 'could fix him' and, if so, how they'd accomplish that!
Because what's a little war crime here and there when love's in the picture, right?

Proud to the point of arrogance. Absolutely thinks she's better than you.
Unbelievably stubborn.
Depressive and self-destructive.
Wildly overdramatic. Would literally rather be dead than not the centre of attention.

[Pathologically violent, angry, and stubborn. Hates herself and everybody else. Frequently beats people up for minor crimes, self-justifies like a pro, and all because it's the only way she can feel in control. Abrasive, rude, and intentionally pushes people away because she doesn't feel she deserves to be loved. Will definitely cuss you out and call you a fascist, because there's no space in her worldview for nuance or gentleness. Still won't let herself drop all the way into open villainy even though it would probably make things easier on everyone.]

[Also, she's very judgemental of anything whimsical for someone who's literally a superhero.]

Arrogant.
Thinks he knows best, can be pretty self-absorbed.
Has been known to think he's the exception to the rules.
Has an unfortunate photographic memory.

Edited 2024-01-02 23:39 (UTC)

[We could sit here for a long time discussing the self-destruction, the addictive tendencies, the disregard for the people around him, the willingness to fuck people over for his own benefit, the black magic, the sarcasm, the cynicism, the egotism, the manipulation and general tendency to treat people as tools, the whole "will flip off the Devil and not think about the consequences until the next day"...]

[But you know what's quicker? Dropping one image to summarise a seventy-year life.]

Edited 2024-01-02 23:49 (UTC)

her declared life goal is revenge
extremely impulsive
doesn't know what the word "stop" means, much to her bodyguard's chagrin
had a hand in orphaning a child
sometimes hypocritical
manipulative
a huge brat
often indecisive
doesn't even know what her moral code is, so she just makes shit up as she goes along

militant nationalist
trying to unify all of Japan's dojos... with violence
so much murder
allows the absolute worst people you ever met in his gang
hypocrite
abandoned his wife to die because his job was more important
finds new and innovative ways to objectify women
hasn't developed his life philosophy since he was, like, ten
knows exactly what type of guy he is and makes precisely zero effort to change that
condescending
loves to hear himself talk

agent of chaos
stubborn
impulsive
her rebellious teen phase never ended. she's in her forties
spent like 30 years pushing people away
papers over her emotions with Funny Owl Lady shenanigans
lazy
very rude, sometimes to the point of being hurtful
casual child endangerment
thought her son was a dog when she first met him
unknown quantities of trash in her hair

Edited 2024-01-03 11:46 (UTC)

…why would anyone want to fix you? You are magnificent.

[ As he utterly fails the assignment on purpose. ]

[Mobster, serial murderer, torturer, poacher, attempted child murderer (although fortunately unsucessful) even though he had scruples about killing someone "too young," but clearly, those weren't enough to stop him when they refused to run away or back down, and that's all on the meddling kids now, huh? Would kill a retreating enemy who's proven themselves likely to attack again, also.

Unquestioningly loyal and unhesitatingly obedient to his partner, who exceeds him in cruelty and likes to watch him beat people up, including children???]

Edited 2024-01-03 19:44 (UTC)

Sides with humans in conflicts against other creatures, even when he knows humans likely wronged them first. He doesn't care about their reasons, just the outcome.

Following that, ends justifies the means mentality... even if it could lead to violence or even death, this kid's willing to kill if he can justify it to himself.

... does not care about being a good person, actually, and is fine being unjust, as long as it gets the job done.

Has a cruel streak that doesn't really go away, even after he befriends his rival, smirks and blushes while his rival's Pokemon beaten down???

Formerly xenophobic and classist, but became nicer (... he might accidentally say or think prejudiced things still because upbringing, but he isn't intentionally being a jerk anymore?)

Superiority complex to mask insecurities. Assumes failures must be due to a mistake he's made or something lacking within himself, rather than matters outside of his control, like a difference in experience or wisdom. Minor compared to everything else, but...

Posessive and clingy, acts so jealous over his idol, Champion Alder compares him to a fickle woman.

cocky to a fault.
basically impossible to keep in line because he thrives on chaos.
loud. very, very loud.
part-time dog.
flamboyantly haughty because he's rich and entitled. also something of an adonis.
more than a little bit mad and impulsive which is exacerbated by his having been imprisoned for nearly thirteen years.
~~also very, very dead and mad about it, if you want to go that route.~~
pretty sure 'no' means 'yes', even if you insist.
licks his bits as a dog and doesn't question it. (he probably should.)
didn't really get to live out his 20s, so he's making them happen anyway.
temperamental.

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