19 December 2023 @ 04:28 am






the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

 
 
19 December 2023 @ 06:45 am
shipping picture prompts
o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level.
o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs!
o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients.
link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:
 
 
19 December 2023 @ 06:50 am

TELL THEM


As a rule, the best approach is the direct approach. No need to mince words. Let’s get to the good stuff!

how to play.
- Don’t leave a blank comment. All top levels should contain one sexual direction (‘touch this,’ ‘put your mouth here,’ ‘SUCK MY-’ ... you get the picture).
- Others will reply, taking on the role of an intimate partner.
- Thread!
 
 
mood.
19 December 2023 @ 08:33 am

are you ready?
Calling all virgins (who can't drive) of Bakerstreet! I've got one question for you! Well, technically two:

Are you ready to pop that cherry? More importantly, do you even want to?


HOW TO PLAY
+ answer the above question(s) in-character!
+ others pop in with advice, wisdom, comfort, ridicule, or...to volunteer?

 
 
Queen Daenerys I Targaryen
19 December 2023 @ 12:32 pm
the rescue meme



'Cause sometimes you just can’t save yourself.


→ Post with your character’s name, canon, and any preferences in the subject line
→ Those tagging, go to RNG and roll for a number between one and ten.
→ Alternatively, just pick the choice you’re interested in most.

1. BAD DATE - You get a text, a phone call, or maybe you can just see the other person floundering on what clearly must be the worst date of their life. Time to step in and save the day.

2. PRISON - Maybe they've been wrongly convicted, or maybe you're an accomplice. Either way, it's jailbreak time. Maybe the guards will fall for the old 'wounded prisoner' technique.

3. TAKEN HOSTAGE - They're being held at gunpoint, either for money or for fun. Maybe you can talk down their captors — or maybe you are a captor, secretly working to help them.

4. UNWELL - Your body is damaged, your suffering taken its toll. You can't save yourself anymore. You're wounded, you're starving, maybe even dying. Someone, help!

5. YOURSELF - One bad choice after another, your self-destructive tendencies are going to get the best of you unless someone steps in to save the day.

6. BIG DAMN RESCUE - You're hovering over an active volcano, a pit of sharks, about to fall off a cliff. Whatever it is, you've only got precious seconds of life left.

7. LONELINESS - You've been secluded, locked away, and the emptiness is overwhelming. You need company, or you might just drown.

8. UNWANTED SOCIAL FUNCTION - A family reunion, your three o'clock board meeting, whatever it is, you desperately don't want to go. Hopefully your good buddy can come up with a distraction.

9. BAD ROMANCE - You're trapped in a relationship that's headed south. Maybe it's an arranged marriage, or maybe it's just someone who won't take no for an answer. You need a helping hand, maybe even a Prince(ss) Charming.

10. WILDCARD - Any kind of rescue will do! Spread your creative wings and go for it.

 
 
19 December 2023 @ 04:01 pm
Redemption Romance
Atonement is, in your eyes, a Sisyphean task. You'll never be able to redeem yourself, no matter if what you did was against your will and only allowed you to survive in a cruel world. Who could understand what you've done or think you could be forgiven when it comes to all your friends?

Certainly you never believed redemption, so far away already, could come in the form of a person...or a romantic relationship.

  • You know the drill. Comment, preferences, desired role, doot.
  • Thread.
 
 
priderock
The Stranded On An Island Meme



If it's too seasonally inappropriate for your tastes imagine this is a winter island.


Somehow you ended up stranded on an island in the middle of nowhere. Oh no! The only things around you are sand, palm trees (or ice burgs if you go with winter, leaves with fall...but you get the idea), and hopefully someone else. Possibly the wreckage of whatever you were riding in when you, ah, detoured and arrived. Or maybe you're alone with a pistol, one bullet, and a deep sense of resentment because you were marooned by a bunch of-...

Focus on the positives, not the negatives. You're on an island. You've got a lot of time to focus on doing cool things, like, uh.

1. Building a signal fire or otherwise figuring out a way to signal for help?
2. Oh hey! Maybe you could be building some sort of isolated island shelter!
3. Or maybe you're exploring and enjoying the sights and sounds of nature.
4. Oh wait! Dude! What if you're not merely on an island, but you're on Murderdeath Island and there's all sorts of things trying to kill you! Like Jurassic Park, or maybe this was an island filled with some other types of experiments, or maybe a DW RP game used to be here, or maybe there's zombies....
5. Maybe you're just going to roll into the fetal position and have a big bout of self pity, maybe crying in the corner of the rudimentary shelter you hopefully constructed.
6. You can't just...wallow in self pity! You gotta hunt down food and water and the like!
7. Have fun! Maybe just frolic on the hopefully tropical beach or play in the water. Build sandcastles and the like.
8. Be determined. You need no hero, you can build your own raft or disable whatever contrived force it is that's keeping you here and you can get out!
9. Maybe you just decided to accept your fate - maybe there's nothing waiting for you - and now you're a crazed island hermit and/or you're attempting to build civilization out in the middle of nowhere. Carpe diem.
 
 
19 December 2023 @ 04:18 pm
???  

WILD MASS GUESSING



aka "a canonblind person tries to explain [y] canon" the meme. remember all the MY MOM DESCRIBES HOMESTUCK CHARACTERS posts? yeah. that.

• drop that top level like a bad habit.
• characters try to tell as much about each other as they can, then describe them and their personality with little outside information. the goal remains to use only what they can immediately observe.
• sit back and relish a real shitshow.
 
 
Dream
19 December 2023 @ 04:44 pm
Nursed Back to Health

  • Comment with your character, preferences, preferred role, and any information you'd like to include.
  • Your character has either been injured/sick and had to be taken in (possibly against their will) or has been the one to help somebody like the former. Through the mending process, the two characters in a thread have fallen in love - or at least grown closer and more affectionate.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread.
 
 
19 December 2023 @ 07:30 pm

why i'm single


these assumed relationship movies, well, assume a lot. like you're even capable of being in a relationship, for starters.

how to play:
➬ no rocket science here. your character tells us why they're single. they can...fudge details, of course! of course.
➬ everybody shares their hot take on whether your character's singlehood is deserved or not. you never know, they could even volunteer to remedy the situation!
 
 
19 December 2023 @ 08:20 pm

let's talk about s-e-x
So! You've got some questions, concerns, and comments about the deed. Is it a basic mechanics curiosity? Valid. What about a desire for more information about kink? Also valid. Hey, maybe you just want to know why sex is such a big deal, anyway. You guessed it, so valid. Get opinions on ANYTHING bedroom-related. Are you the only one that...? Probably not! How can you spice up your love life? Bakerstreet's got answers!

Consider this a safe space. Zero judgment. And it's Bakerstreet, so you can rest assured that we're giving you only the truth. Nobody would give you bad advice.

NEVER.

how to play
- Comment with your character and their question. Don't leave your comment blank, yada yada.
- Reply to others.