why i'm single

[memeboogeyman]

why i'm single

these assumed relationship movies, well, assume a lot. like you're even capable of being in a relationship, for starters.

how to play:
➬ no rocket science here. your character tells us why they're single. they can...fudge details, of course! of course.
➬ everybody shares their hot take on whether your character's singlehood is deserved or not. you never know, they could even volunteer to remedy the situation!

Comments

Fushiguro Megumi | Jujutsu Kaisen | M/F preferred

[seaurchinhead]

It's a personal choice, why do you care?

Tess Mercer | Smallville

[havenomercy]

No one can keep up with me.

[apparently_not]

That sounds like a challenge.

A career woman's job is never done!

[styxed]

anastasia "ana" fabre | original | ota

[nefilim]

Did it all before, I even got engaged, buuuuut it wasn't my thing.

[ Not the full truth, but nobody said she had to be honest. ]

Warren | Bloody Shadows

[badlucklady]

Truth always comes with a price, little angel. Are you certain you are willing to pay?

Rebecca Bluegarden | Edens Zero | OTA

[catleaping]

Just .. "lucky" I guess..

[ Sob. ]

[catsgothistongue]

Mind sharing that luck?

Hiyori Tomoe | Enstars

[tfy]

I belong to all my fans ♪ And to myself, of course. But the point is I'm already loved!

[headaurorpotter]

Does that mean you don't want to be cared for by someone else though, ever? Seems rather lonely.

Tsubasa Kurenai - Ranma 1/2

[cuterthanyou]

I guess I just haven't met anyone who wants to be with me yet?

Aimoto Rinku | D4DJ

[roundandaround]

I dunno, I haven't thought about it!

[She's also too dense to realize she practically has a harem by now.]

dorothea | fire emblem: three houses

[backstreetbard]

I'm quite eager to settle down, but most of the men who proposed to me while I was with the opera company were old enough to be my father. Then there's been a war on for the last five years or so. Let's just say that these have been trying times.

Libra Sforza (MBCC Chief) | Path to Nowhere

[shackledandbound]

Work makes the idea of a relationship a little....difficult.

[Namely when the ladies you're potentially interested in are the convicts in your care or your subordinates, and he's doing his best to be professional.]

[richfriend]

Excuses, excuses. You know you just have to say the word and I'll make sure you never have to work another day in your life.

Aether/Abyss Prince | Genshin Impact

[stationaryviator]

....It's complicated, but the bottom line is that I don't want anyone to get dragged into everything going on right now.

Ranma Saotome | Ranma 1/2 | OTA

[catsgothistongue]

Love's a big waste of time when compared to a lot of things. That, and I don't reciprocate any of the girls that are engaged/attracted to me' feelings. Plus some of them are a bit... Much.

[Translation: Manipulative, temperamental, or downright insane/dangerous.]

Shalom | Path to Nowhere

[witheringhush]

I'm afraid I'm far too busy, and that aside--Given my position, it might not be best to get involved with someone that way.

Alexis Ness | Blue Lock

[locknessmonster]

Because none of you could be as amazing as Kaiser.

Naegi Makoto | Danganronpa: End of Kibougamine

[ah0pege]

[There's some nervous laughter hearing that question as he adjusts the collar of his shirt.]

Ah, well--It's busy at the Foundation, I wouldn't be able to honor the commitment as much as I'd want to be able to, you know?

[Actual translation: People who get close to me/people I get interested in tend to wind up dead or worse.]

Stelle | Honkai Star Rail

[rip_homerun]

....

[She's looking off to the side with a complicated expression, while her lips are pursing into a thin line.]

...No particular reason.

Lamb | LoL | OTA

[kind_red]

Entertaining Death in love is a fruitless endeavor.

[ That doesn’t mean she isn’t wistful about it. ]

Harry Potter | m/m for any shippy things

[headaurorpotter]

Oh wow, where do I start and how long have you got?

Shoko Ieiri || Jujutsu Kaisen || F/M

[reversecursedoc]

Didn't want to choose between them.

Goro Akechi | Persona 5 franchise | ota - m/m

[detectiveprinceakechi]

There have been more important things on my mind than relationships.

Astarion | Baldur's gate 3

[pale_elf]

Imagine me committing to a relationship. Thee world would mourn the loss of such handsome bachelor.

yukari takeba 💘 persona 4AU.

[snipers]

That's an easy answer:

I have standards.

[deathkeeper]

That's right, Yukari. Let 'em have it.

[ Clapping. ]

Blaze-37 | Destiny OC | OTA

[rekindledtitan]

I mean, I spend all my time killing things and patrolling, and minding my gear, and training with my team, and flying around space, and with the festivals... doesn't leave a lot of time for asking people out or anything.

Plus there's the whole... being kind-of-immortal and the covered in metal plating thing and it's, you know, it all just seems kind of over-complicated when we've got work to do.

wriothesley | genshin impact

[houndcuffs]

Must be the smell.