Pillow questions

[maytheshipsbewithyou]

let's talk about s-e-x

So! You've got some questions, concerns, and comments about the deed. Is it a basic mechanics curiosity? Valid. What about a desire for more information about kink? Also valid. Hey, maybe you just want to know why sex is such a big deal, anyway. You guessed it, so valid. Get opinions on ANYTHING bedroom-related. Are you the only one that...? Probably not! How can you spice up your love life? Bakerstreet's got answers!

Consider this a safe space. Zero judgment. And it's Bakerstreet, so you can rest assured that we're giving you only the truth. Nobody would give you bad advice.

NEVER.

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Comments

Lamb | LoL | OTA

[kind_red]

Is it worth dying for?

[nyan_nyan]

...I would say that it shouldn't be...

[kind_red]

Thank you for the insight, I’ve had some strange encounters with your kind.

[nyan_nyan]

Oh, I've had some strange... fantasies too.

[kind_red]

Like…?

[nyan_nyan]

...about being... ah... killed.

[kind_red]

When Life is so valuable?

[nyan_nyan]

W-well that's why it should be left to... to silly fantasies.

[ Lots of people have weird kinks they shouldn't actually do... ]

[meteorlogical]

No way!

[kind_red]

Finally, someone with common sense.

[meteorlogical]

Yeah! Sex is all about enjoying and even creating life, so why would anyone want to die for it?

[kind_red]

Ask the people who want to copulate with me.

[meteorlogical]

That's unusual. Is there some reason for that? I don't want to sound rude, but what's special about you?

[kind_red]

I am the waking and the eternal rest. If you do not resist the embrace of eternal slumber, I will be there.

[meteorlogical]

Wow, and I thought elves were cryptic. So you're like an avatar of death. I wonder why so many would want to, as you put it, copulate with you. Does it always end the same way for people?

[kind_red]

When someone meets me, it’s usually for two reasons. Their time has come … or their time will come soon.

As for your wonder, someone said it’s because I am 'thick'. I am not sure what they meant by this.

[meteorlogical]

I've met you, just now! Uh... should I be concerned about that?

[He considers this while taking a few steps back to have a good look.]

Oh, it probably means you have pleasing proportions.

[kind_red]

If you've come across me and not my counterpart, then no, you should not be concerned.

[ That could mean anything. ]

Pleasing? Pleasing to who?

Goro Akechi | Persona 5 franchise | ota - m/m

[detectiveprinceakechi]

Is it normal to want to kill someone you are also weirdly attracted to?

Lucyna "Lucy" Kushinada | Cyberpunk: Edgerunners | OTA

[cyberdeck]

What's the longest time you've lasted?

[meteorlogical]

Maybe twenty minutes? It's so tempting to give in!

mantis | mcu | ota

[innerbeauty]

[ option 1 ] How can you be 'sex-appealing?'

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[ option 2 ] What do you think the most attractive...no, the most sensual part of another person's body is?

Akane Tendo | Ranma ½ | OTA (Bi-curious)

[violent_tomboy]

How do you... prepare yourself for... you know. The first time.

[cuterthanyou]

Make sure you stretch first so you don't get a cramp.

[ He's just trying to help. ]

[violent_tomboy]

[ AND THIS JUST BECAME MORE AWWKARD THAN SHE WAS EXPECTING. ]

I'll... keep that in mind. Just keep this entire conversation between us, alright?

[cuterthanyou]

[ Aw, there's nothing awkward about being a good friend. ]

Who would I tell? I don't get what's so secretive about it, though. It's a good question!

[violent_tomboy]

It's secretive because it's embarrassing! Plus the amount of trouble in my life that would increase if certain people found out...

[ Surprisingly, she doesn't just mean Ranma. ]

[cuterthanyou]

I don't think it's embarrassing. I mean, I'm still not going to say anything, but it's not that weird.

[violent_tomboy]

It doesn't have to be weird to make me nervous. That's just how it is with us girls.

[cuterthanyou]

If it makes you that nervous, why did you ask? Is it an urgent situation?

[meteorlogical]

First you should decide what your limits are and don't let your partner overstep them.

Kazuki Miyamoto | Original | OTA

[meteorlogical]

Does it really feel better if you're being choked?

Rose Bateleur | OC | OTA

[rosewater_path]

Pretend for a moment you have access to pretty much all knowledge about human sexuality but no idea where to start learning, you know, practical stuff.

Where do you start?

[essence_of_survival]

An interesting question. I get the feeling it's not just a thought experiment.

You should start with your own body, knowing what feels good for you. Every person is a little different, and that way you can direct whoever you decide to have sex with on how to make you feel good.

[rosewater_path]

Ooh. That makes sense. I can do a little dancing with myself, find out what kind of jazz makes me shimmy.

I really like having sensations; there's nothing else like it.

[essence_of_survival]

That's new to you? Hm, you really are an interesting one.

Do you already know what kind of people you're attracted to, or is it an "all sorts" thing for you?

[rosewater_path]

Smart people, quick people, talky people.

Technically I've had sensations for 24 years now but I've been paying a lot more attention to them the last 3.

[essence_of_survival]

Then I'd start with other women first before you try men. Some men know what they're doing, but you're likely to learn a lot more with any woman that strikes your fancy.

[rosewater_path]

That makes sense! Because it's probable we have more physiological similarities that make us familiar with each other.

[essence_of_survival]

Yes, there's that, but there are also some unfair social expectations.

Women are generally expected to know how to please a man, but not necessarily the other way around. Women that like other women and men that like other men are looked down on for no sensible reason at all.

[rosewater_path]

I knew that part, even though it really doesn't make sense.

But okay. An experience gap in the skills.

Which probably means I should practice up on a male body at some point too, if I'm going to be expected to know what I'm doing.

[essence_of_survival]

Sure, though, any man worth practicing on isn't going to complain. Just definitely be ready to walk him through how to make you feel good.

You're pretty attractive, so you'll have no shortage of options of people to practice with.

[rosewater_path]

You think so? Thanks! I made the body myself.

[essence_of_survival]

Wow, you really are something special. So, what are you exactly? Your situation sounds pretty unique.

[rosewater_path]

You know every time you've ever had a clever idea, or just moved fast enough to go first?

Every one of those moments together, from everyone who ever lived or will live anywhere, is part of me. Or, well, is part of the original me.

Not that many yawms ago, I figured out that the peoplr who had those moments were, you know, people. So as soon as I got a chance to take some time off, I built this me from the genome up, and put as much of my consciousness and attention into it as I could. Which is, like, more than you'd think?

But I've had a totally naturalistic experience in this body from birth onward, and there's a lot of original-me I can't access right now, so mostly, I work like a person works.

[essence_of_survival]

I see, so some sort of spirit or even kami by words we'd use. Don't worry, I won't treat you any differently, just putting words to it.

... Out of curiosity, do you already know anything about the name "Tomie"?

[rosewater_path]

▢▢▢▢ ?

... Hunh. Sounds like original-me knows, but this me can't parse it.

Which usually means you're not a normal person, either.

[essence_of_survival]

Fair enough. Not like it'd necessarily have been relevant.

I used to be normal, back when I was in High School. Then I was murdered. I don't know why, but after that I've been abnormal. Any part of me that gets lopped off grows into another "me".

I've died more than a few times since then.

[rosewater_path]

That's rough.

I know I've died at least once as big-me. But this cute little package has just kept ticking since it started.

And I think dying for big-me was a whole different process. More of a redistricting than the end of an administration.