Previous Day | Next Day
 
04 September 2023 @ 05:57 am
Come to my window  
Come To My Window


You know the drill from every nineties movie/tv show known to man, because apparently there were no doors in the nineties: you, oh poor you, are stuck up in your room, and then, a rock is thrown at your window! Why, who would do such a thing? No, it's not some kind of burglar coming in to steal all your...private room things, it's your childhood friend from next door (who totally has a crush on you/you're nursing a crush on), your free-spirited boyfriend or girlfriend, or another rebellious love interest who has a long, long ladder and no need for conventional entrances. Why are they here? To finally confess their secret feelings for you? Give you your first kiss? Sneak you away because your parents don't approve? Maybe they have a crappy home life and just need somewhere to stay.

Whatever the case may be, open those window panes and get ready for sneaking in, sneaking out, and possibly making out.
 
3 comments | Leave a comment
 
04 September 2023 @ 10:13 am
Have my interest  

you've got my interest
▶ name + info + prefs. you know the ropes.

▶ others will toss symbols your way if they're interested in your character: a (🤝🏻) for platonic interest, a (💞) for romantic, and a (🌶️) for sexual. Or maybe someone plays the greatest hits and gives you all three.

▶ Thread thread thread.
 
453 comments | Leave a comment
 
lady in red
04 September 2023 @ 10:40 am
Blood  

I gave you blood, blood, gallons of the stuff...



1. Another day that ends in Y. When mass murder needs to happen you’re the weapon for the job. Employed? Owned by a secret organization? Untamed embodiment of extreme violence? Either way someone’s going to try to stop you eventually.

2. How did I get here? The last thing you remember everything was fine and hunky dory… Wait, is this b-blood?! Hopefully there's someone who can help you and not hurt you.

3. Justified. This is war and wars are won with weapons, not words! Cut through the masses knowing what you are doing is right. Does that mean the enemy of your enemy is a friend, or is everyone not part of the solution a problem?

4. Humor/Crack option. This really is your blood. Do you have intense nosebleeds every time someone even moderately attractive catches your eye? Are you Deadpool and constantly leaving heaps of blood everywhere? WHO IS GOING TO CLEAN THIS MESS UP?

5. Smut. Bloodplay, nuff said.

6. Gruesome to some, beautiful to you. Vampires, crazed artists, and evil scientists can eat their heart out. Or someone else’s…

7. Wilcard! Have something different in mind when you clicked? Go with it! Or re-roll/mix and match.
 
102 comments | Leave a comment
 
тσ ∂ιє ωσυℓ∂ вє αи αωfυℓℓу вιg α∂νєитυяє
04 September 2023 @ 10:43 am
Ideal Date  

 
describe your
dream date
HOW TO PLAY:

♡ Post with your character.

♡ Do NOT leave a blank top level. Instead, describe your character's dream date: not WHO they wanna date, but WHAT they want the date to look like.

♡ Don't be afraid to get creative! Dinner-and-a-movie dates are totally welcome, but so are axe-throwing dates, demon-hunting dates, lion-taming dates, and BDSM dungeon dates. Whatever your character desires!

♡ Comment to other people and tease them about their fantasies. Or maybe you can even make some dreams come true!
 
55 comments | Leave a comment
 
04 September 2023 @ 11:35 am
no body of water is safe without a lifeguard!  


THE CONTRIVED SMUT MEME

 


In the world of smut, sometimes things take a little nudge to get where they need to go. But in some cases, the set-up to the scenario is so ridiculous, you have to poke fun at it. That's what this meme is all about! Sexual scenarios that would never, not in a million years, happen in real-life, but... they're still fun to play out.

Suspend your disbelief for this meme, since we're running the gamut from getting stuck in washing machines to mistaking a real person for a sex doll. Characters in these memes can be self-aware as to how unreal things are, or they could play things straight and live in a world where having sex with a waiter in order to pay your bill is completely natural.

Additionally, while these plots are fun in fiction, they would absolutely constitute harassment in real-life. IRL doctors, please don't bang your clients to lower their medical bills.

TL;DR: It's a collection of porn plots!

🍋HOW TO PLAY
1. Drop a top-level with some prefs!

2. Tag around and get into it, yuh!

3. Be merry!

 
202 comments | Leave a comment
 
04 September 2023 @ 11:49 am
Fluff  
Fluff Meme





R U L E S:
1. Post your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Others respond using RNG. Roll 1 - 15 to pick a scenario.
3. Some scenarios have options (A - C). Pick any one from them or roll 1 - 3.
4. If there is no option that fits for you, then feel free to make one up!
5. And there you go, instant fluff~


( Read more... )
 
79 comments | Leave a comment
 
❛Maria Magdalena❜
04 September 2023 @ 11:54 am
Guess my name  

GUESS MY NAME




This is probably the only meme where you DON'T want to include your character's name.

+ Why? Because we're going to Rumpelstiltskin this bitch. That's right. All those bakerstreet strangers gotta guess their name, based only on your character's appearance and what they think fits.
+ Luckily, nobody's stealing babies or souls over incorrect guesses.
+ ...as of yet.
 
141 comments | Leave a comment
 
04 September 2023 @ 02:21 pm
You never forget.  


you never forget your FIRST LOVE
TRADE OFFER

▶ I RECEIVE: No blank top levels. Instead, your character enlightens us with the name/a description of their first love or crush. Was it a friend? A classmate? A celebrity they admired? A sex symbol they jer...moving on, forget that I mentioned that last one. Ooooh, was it a forbidden attraction from the start? DISH.

▶ YOU RECEIVE: Comments from everyone and their mom chipping in their hot takes on your emotional vulnerability.
 
168 comments | Leave a comment
 
¢αℓℓ ιт α ¢υяѕє
04 September 2023 @ 02:27 pm
Hmmmm.  
The Virginity Guessing Game

It's America's new favorite game show! Or something like that.

HOW TO PLAY
⤷ Strut out your character like the show pony they are.
⤷ Others will have to guess whether your character a) hangs dong or b) is a virgin. Easy as pie, ain't it? If they're feeling extra spicey, they can throw in a supposition about body counts.
⤷ Well? Are any of those guesses about third base off-base? Did someone score a home run with their sleuthing? Sports metaphor?
 
105 comments | Leave a comment
 
04 September 2023 @ 03:16 pm
I like your boots.  
FIRST NOTICE



- Comment with your character.
- Against any better judgment they may possess, other characters are forced to reveal what they (honestly) notice first about your character.
- Remember filters? Now nobody has one. This will get messy in so, so many ways.
 
232 comments | Leave a comment
 
04 September 2023 @ 03:21 pm
Dinner party  


Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody.
- Samuel Pepys


Fancy Dinner Party Meme

WHAT TO DO:

1. Post with your character--name, fandom and any particular preferences go in the subject line as usual.

2. You can either roll or pick a scenario (or scenarios!) from the list or leave your comment blank. If you want to be really fancy, link to what extravagant formal outfit your character’s wearing to this occasion.

3. Reply to people!

4. Have fun and be mindful of your partner's preferences.

( Read more... )
 
57 comments | Leave a comment
 
lilpoundcake
04 September 2023 @ 05:07 pm
hands on  

hands-free, diy [ meme ]


You’ve heard of guided meditation. Now, try guided masturbation. You like to watch; you also enjoy doling out constructive critiques!


THE HOW-TO GUIDE:
▶ Comment with info, preferences, and limits. You’ve memorized the drill by now.

▶ Folks reply with instructions and tips about where they want your character to touch themselves and how.

▶ Everyone’s happy with a happy ending.

▶ Hopefully.

▶ As long as their aren't any occurances.
 
3 comments | Leave a comment
 
04 September 2023 @ 06:05 pm
Sworn  


The Swear Myself to You Meme
( Read more... )
 
62 comments | Leave a comment
 
Sock-hime
04 September 2023 @ 06:32 pm
Supernatural pact  
The Master/Familiar Love Meme


"In European folklore and folk-belief of the Medieval and Early Modern periods, familiar spirits (sometimes referred to simply as 'familiars') were supernatural entities believed to assist witches and cunning folk in their practice of magic. According to the records of the time, they would appear in numerous guises, often as an animal, but also at times as a human or humanoid figure, and were described as 'clearly defined, three-dimensional… forms, vivid with colour and animated with movement and sound' by those alleging to have come into contact with them, unlike later descriptions of ghosts with their 'smoky, undefined form[s]'."


Everybody needs a sidekick. This includes those who may have a little help of their own in the form of magic - witches, warlocks, mages, sages, casters, magicians...whatever you want to call them, they have a bit more juice than your average Joe. Luckily, the job comes with a built-in assistant: a familiar, or a helper spirit. The familiar serves as a guide to their magical "Master" of their choice, helping them out of tight spots and being their companion for life. Sometimes, they come in the form of animals, like dogs and especially cats. Some don't bother with this, though, and just stay in their true humanoid forms. The bond between familiar and master is one of intensity, and they know each other completely. Most familiars even have a telepathic link to their masters. That helps them keep an eye on them. Of course, given this closeness-beyond-closeness, it's easy to imagine a master and familiar as soulmates, and with familiars having a human form...well, intimacy seems like a natural option.

Too bad relationships of that kind between master and familiar are strictly forbidden. Surely, that rule is always followed.

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character, stating your preferences (ex: F/M, open to all, etc). Also, be sure to remember and put whether your character will be witch/master, familiar, or if they can serve as both. There is no "set" type for any of the roles. Masters don't have to be dominate (ineffectual witches have always been a cute trope), familiars aren't passive or submissive, and so on. It's not the same as BDSM...though your character could bring that into it if they'd like.
  • Comment around to other characters, playing out your forbidden master/familiar ~love~ or what have you.

( prompts under here )
 
9 comments | Leave a comment
 
 
Previous Day | Next Day