19 February 2020 @ 06:51 am
UTTERLY SMITTEN meme


Because sometimes, you want to play out goofy, absolutely adorable adoration no matter your character.

You don't have a crush. You're not in love. But you wish you had either of those things, because they're the lesser of all evils. Instead, you have it oh so bad. You're smitten, kitten. Why, every little thing this special person does is magic! Their looks, their personality, their smile - or lack thereof - are the most beautiful you've ever seen. And maybe they're even nice to you when you totally don't deserve it! Whether your acquaintances would describe you as "soft-hearted" or "hard-ass pain in my ass," there's hardly been one as taken as you. Just looking at them makes you weak at the knees, and you think those butterflies in your stomach may be staging a revolt.

Damn it, it's disgusting.

No matter if you're a grown-ass adult or a school kid, you'll feel...uhm, like a school kid. Of course, you probably shouldn't pull any pigtails. Instead, put those conflicting emotions to good use. Admire your object of affection from afar. Hang out with them as much as you can. Be awkward as only you can. Enjoy being in their presence or being close to them because afhhdhflfh they're so pretty and so aaaaahh you're ensnared. Be super nice to them. Dote on them because they're so darn cute. Fulfilling their every whim will get you in good!

Or be a terrible tsundere, as that's all some of you assholes know how to do. Eventually, you'll get over your denial and realize, grizzled warrior-king or megalomaniacal god or bitchy brat you are, you're feeling flushed.

HOW TO PLAY
Comment with your character, preference, and what role you'd like to play.
Cutesy, emotional, kind, or young characters might get smitten easily. But part of the fun is seeing completely stoic, inappropriate, or horrible characters get silly quickened heart beats. Of course, said stoic, inappropriate, or horrible characters getting crushed on is just as funny.
RNG for a prompt or just go nuts.


POSITION
Smitten: Be cool, be cool - oh god they're so precious you're going to vomit.
Smitten...On?: You're the one who's cast a spell, willing or unwittingly.


SITUATION

Not Together...Yet: Is senpai going to notice you?
Together: Aren't you so lucky to have such an amazing boyfriend or girlfriend or friendfriend?
Never: A forbidden love, you can never be together, GET THIS ANGST SHIT OUT OF HERE.
 
 
you turn my ocean deepest blue
19 February 2020 @ 07:13 am
i have a type: the meme



How to play:

  • Post with your character.
  • Describe their preferences for a romantic partner or just a person they wanna bang/smooch in a generalized way.
  • This is shown to EVERYBODY.
  • Reply to those comments indulging, teasing, mocking, being scandalized or so on.
  • Or you can just go the lazy route, like certain songs.
 


 
 
nostalgiasock
19 February 2020 @ 04:37 pm

It's Blockbuster, bitch.


Here's the scenario: it's late in the evening and you find yourself standing inside a Blockbuster store. (Did you go back in time? Is this an AU where these things still totally exist? It's up to you, pal!) Whether it's a lonely night and you're just looking for a movie or video game to rent or you're browsing the New Releases for something to take home for an evening in with a loved one, it's a simple concept. It's like the Denny's or Waffle House meme, but with movies. Welcome to Blockbuster.
 
 
19 February 2020 @ 06:23 pm
Sex &
Magic



A witch’s sexuality was essential to her enigmatic power, abhorrent corruption and her menacing allure.

Sex magic (or sexual magic or sex magick) is a term used for various types of sexual activity used in magical, theurgical or other religious and spiritual pursuits. It is based on the premise that sexual energy or libido (and the release of sexual energy through orgasm) is the human organism’s most potent force, and that harnessing it through sexual activity provides an experiential conduit for the transcendence of reality. The level of energy generated by sexual arousal is claimed by its practitioners to create very powerful magic.


As far as the roll of the dice of fate can fall, you could have scored worse: you're a witch (or wizard, magician, mage, what have you), and power flows through your veins. Still, before you can use this ability or don your black hat, you must pay the carnal price of this world, no matter your personal feelings on the matter. Fortunately, sex is plentiful for those who need to craft their spellwork. You might as well enjoy what you do.

RULES
  • Comment with your character, canon, info, prefs, and etc.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread!


PROMPTS
  1. Sole Practicioner: People may view you as a mystery or the town eccentric, yet you never want for the needed supplies.
  2. Coven: You live together, protect the old ways, and practice your art.
  3. Familiar: In possession of one or being one - always ready to serve your master.
  4. Dark Arts: Consent isn't needed for your selection of spells.
  5. Summoning: Be careful what kind of spirit or demon your lust may call forth.
  6. Witch Hunter: Supposedly, you're the one taking out witches, only you may just have been caught up in their snares.
  7. Willing Sacrifice: In order to curry favor, you've offered your body up to a magic user.
  8. Normal: So, your girlfriend or boyfriend is a witch and you're not. Do you know? How will you feel if you find out?

 
 
The Weeaboo Sock
19 February 2020 @ 07:17 pm
Nursed Back to Health
shipping meme

  • Comment with your character, preferences, preferred role, and any information you'd like to include.
  • Your character has either been injured/sick and had to be taken in (possibly against their will) or has been the one to help somebody like the former. Through the mending process, the two characters in a thread have fallen in love - or at least grown closer and more affectionate.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread.
 
 
A Softer Meme
NOT just A ROBOT
shipping meme


There's always a right tool for the job, be it as simple as a hammer for a nail or on up to the much, much more complex. In this, the near future, the new tool for the abstract, post-modern job is no longer from the humble tool box - it's robots. Robots have taken over most sectors, such as assembly, law enforcement, and even health care. Things run so much smoother when they're automated. Yet the most impressive factor is that robots have just recently begun to enter a sector previously believed to require human touch: the personal sector. From personal assistants to robo bodyguards to pleasurebots, most anyone who's anyone has a personal robot these days. Of course, humanity being the narcissistic charmers we are, all "companion" sector robots are made in our own beautiful image, or close to it.

But you know this. You have a personal robot, after all...or you are one.

Whether owner or robot, it's important to remember one key rule: robots, no matter how human they appear, cannot feel emotions. Any appearances thereof are programming in the AI.

Robots certainly, absolutely, cannot fall in love. Again, any appearances thereof are programming in the AI. If that's not the case, and "love" still seems present...

...well, a toll that no longer functions correctly may not be right for the job.

HOW TO PLAY ➟
  • Comment with your character, preference, and whether you want to play a human or a robot.
  • Reply to others.
  • Use the RNG to choose a prompt or pick one yourself.

PROMPTS UNDER THE CUT )