08 September 2018 @ 12:30 am
THE COWBOY MEME


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Memes that Aren't Convoluted
08 September 2018 @ 09:15 am
Courting


It's getting pretty serious, cop to it or not. You want to snag this person for your new best gal/guy, but you're in an old-fashioned world. Or you've got an old-fashioned mind stuck in a modern world. Or it's possible you just like the classics.

Whatever the case, it's time to pull out the stops, bust out the flowers, and take your honey dancing. Or something.

  • Top level.
  • The characters who reply are going steady.
  • Yes, it's old school. Embrace it.
 
 
romancereturns
08 September 2018 @ 10:52 am



Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip the conversation and go straight for the scenario you've always wanted to experience?

In that case, rejoice! This meme was made for you.

THE RULES:
  1. Post with your character in the middle of having sex.
  2. Any scenario and level of description is allowed!
  3. Other characters reply as your character's partner in that fuck! Here are some optional prompts, if you want 'em.
  4. Keep going and finish the act.
  5. Go for another round or have fun with cuddling and afterplay.
  6. Have fun!
 
 
08 September 2018 @ 04:06 pm

The Playing House Domestic Shipping Meme.


RULES!
❧ Leave a comment with your character's name, fandom, and any preferences you have.
❧ When replying, RNG for a number between 1 and 15. The number corresponds to the scenario that you will play out in whatever way you want to.
❧ Go from there!
THE LIST!
01] baby
Suddenly, there's a new addition to your family! Are you expecting? Adopting? Struggling to find the perfect name for your child? Or maybe you're up at a ridiculous hour in the morning because they're crying like crazy.

02] just married
Congratulations! You and your loved (?) one are about to start a whole new life together! It's time for the honeymoon...

03] house hunting
Are you seeking out an apartment? A dream house? Or just any old place, as long as you're with your other? Make sure to weigh your options very carefully...

04] household chores
It's time to clean/cook/garden/take care of something! Do you work together, or does one of you hide until everything is done?

05] shopping
Whether it's for furniture, groceries, or something in between, shopping is something that everybody must do at some point in time! What varies is if they like it or not.

06] family vacation
WE'RE OFF TO DIDNEY WOOOOOOOOORL or wherever
... well, as long as the kids are happy, right...? You may not be happy (or maybe you are), but it's mainly about ~family bonding~.


07] romantic retreat
It's you and your loved one's anniversary, and you decide it's time to take some time off and take them somewhere nice, where you only have each other.

08] comfort
Is somebody sick in bed? Or perhaps they just had a bad day? Sometimes, a good breakfast in bed or a home-cooked meal can really lift the spirits! Or perhaps you want to try medicine, or laughter, or something else?

09] pet
Suddenly, you have another addition to the family! Is it a puppy? A kitty? A fierce dragon? Whatever it is, make sure to give it a name and to take good care of it!

10] holiday
Happy birthday/New Years/Christmas/Valentine's Day/whatever! It's a very special day that only comes once a year, so make it count!

11] argument
Oh, no, who left the stove on... Or maybe it's about why they were out late last night? Either way, there is a lot of tension today, and one of you may or may not be sleeping on the couch tonight.

12] making up
It's time to make amends for that fight/divorce/whatever you had before! After all, you love each other... right?

13] surprise, surprise
You are feeling rather loving tonight, so you want to remind the other person how much you cherish and appreciate them... if it's by something cute and adorable or hot and sexy is completely up to you.

14] proposal
SHUT UP THIS TOTALLY FITS You've been with your other for what feels like forever, and finally you want to tie the knot with them. Will you go down on one knee before them, or get a little creative?

15] other
I know I'm forgetting like a bajillion and one different things here, so this is the option for that!

+ optional smut prompts under cut )

 
 
meme posting acct
08 September 2018 @ 04:49 pm
MORNING AFTER MEME



Last night was pretty wild, or maybe it wasn't. You have just woken up, but
you are not alone. Perhaps it is a stranger lying next to you, perhaps
it's someone you know. It might be your significant other, or a one
night stand. The fact remains that you are in bed together, naked and
something happened.


HOW THIS WORKS;

+ Comment with your character. Information and preferences best be included!
+ Someone replies.
+ Shit may or may not hit the fan, that is entirely up to you. You might even want to go for round 2, round 3 etc. etc.
+ Tag around!
+ Have fun and be excellent to each other!
 
 
toastysocks
08 September 2018 @ 06:23 pm
H U M ∀ N S




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All models are fully documented and exhaustively tested before sale, with full service histories provided. At Persona, your peace of mind isn't an optional extra.

Read more... )
 
 
Little Red Dog
08 September 2018 @ 07:50 pm
The { HARRY POTTER } Meme 

Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It's all that I want and it's all that I need
At Hogwarts, Hogwarts
:::

Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!

Are you a first-year student who needs to break the news of your new-found magical powers to your Muggle parents? Or maybe you're one of the put-upon teachers who are trying (sometimes even successfully!) to rein in your students' rambunctiousness? Have you decided to join with the Death Eaters in expectation of the day the Dark Lord returns or are you combating them as a member of the Order of the Phoenix? 

Student, professor, Death Eater, Ministry official, Auror...the choice is yours.

This is not a RNG meme. Your characters' role and situation is entirely up to you. "But how do you play?" you might ask. It's as simple as 1, 2, 3!

1.) Post with your character. In the subject line, type of your character's name, canon, House (if applicable), and their role in the HP universe. (For example: ALEC HARDISON | LEVERAGE | SLYTHERIN | PROFESSOR (oh dear god no))
2.) Tag around! Meet people your characters would never otherwise encounter! Start shenanigans, but please keep Hogwarts Castle from burning to the ground.
3.) Profit!

Oh, and I almost forgot - ten points from Gryffindor.

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The Meme Maid
08 September 2018 @ 10:54 pm
the  smut picture prompt meme
SIMILAR TO THE PICTURE PROMPT MEME ONLY FOR NSFW/SMUT PROMPTS INSTEAD

i. COMMENT WITH CHARACTER
ii. OTHERS LEAVE A PICTURE (OR TWO OR THREE....)
iii. REPLY TO THEM WITH A SETTING BASED ON THE IMAGES.

THIS POST WILL BE IMAGE HEAVY AND NSFW.



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