Memes that Aren't Convoluted (
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bakerstreet2018-09-08 09:15 am
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Old-Fashioned
![]() It's getting pretty serious, cop to it or not. You want to snag this person for your new best gal/guy, but you're in an old-fashioned world. Or you've got an old-fashioned mind stuck in a modern world. Or it's possible you just like the classics. Whatever the case, it's time to pull out the stops, bust out the flowers, and take your honey dancing. Or something.
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Steve Rogers | MCU
James Buchanan Barnes | MCU
Peter Parker || MCU
Ayla Darzi | Dungeons & Dragons (OC) | OTA
Emma Frost | Marvel 616
Abel | Starfighter (Comic) | M/M
Laurent of Vere | Captive Prince | M/M
Adam Parrish | The Raven Cycle | M/M
Tyrone Johnson | Cloak and Dagger | M/F
Lt. William Lawford | Sharpe's Tiger
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Mary does not often have to be introduced to men, as they usually find their way to her without any sort of encouragement. They tend to be like moths to her flame. It's mostly her beauty that draws them in, but she would like to think that they stay for her wit.
At this particular party, her cousin has ben talking up a military man whom she met, by the name of William Lawford. Mary protests the meeting initially. It's not that she doesn't trust her cousin's tastes, but she's a bit tired of meeting men at these parties and finding them to be unattractive to her. She'd rather not have to spend all night with a man she can't get rid of by her side.
Mary and her cousin pick up glasses of champagne from a butler's tray before her cousin points Lieutenant Lawford out across the room. Never let it be underestimated what a military uniform can do for a man's attractiveness. However, Mary notes that this man would still be quite attractive even if he was in civilian dress. Yes, she decides, she would like to be introduced.
Ignoring the smug look on her cousin's face, the two of them make their way through the crowd towards him.
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The genuine oddity of being back in England has yet to fade from the middle of his shoulders. Most of William's mind is aware that this is home, that these are his people--but most of his heart feels the odd tumult of being this far removed from the rough company of his men. Even the other peppering of uniforms here were slightly wrong, unfamiliar facings and infinitely better maintained than the ragged soldiers and officers of the India campaign.
Strange, how difficult it is to keep the shadows of absent friends from the corners of his attention, even in a glittering room worlds away from the fight. At least he hadn't been wholly deprived of a mission to attempt to keep his focus. At least, as the presence of every well-dressed woman startled him, he was reminded of why his parents had pulled him into a fresh uniform and dragged him into this sea of half-known faces.
Officers didn't need wives, but men who had a name to pass along certainly did.
Champagne has tasted overly sweet after the years of arak, so the flute William clutches absently in one hand is almost decorative. Still, it's something to lift lightly in the direction of those who approach him.
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After a bit of polite talk, her cousin excuses herself, leaving Mary and William alone. She gives him a polite smile before continuing their conversation. "Where were you most recently soldiering, Lieutenant Lawford?"
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Which, conversely, makes his smile just faintly relieved when the title he uses in his own mind makes its way back into the conversation. That's something to help relax the faint tension from his shoulders in a way the untouched glass of champagne certainly hadn't.
"The south of India, my lady, with Lord Wellesley's army. With any luck, by the time I return they'll have made their way much farther north."
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"How do you find India?" Mary asks. Mostly it seems terribly hot to her. She doesn't think she'd enjoy it, but then most women would not enjoy being on a military campaign.
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That's oddly comforting.
"Infinitely hot," he replies with a faint edge of amusement. "I fear that even the chilly rains of London will never truly bring the heat out of my skin again." His hand with the untouched glass waves absently. "And the work there I fear you would find terribly boring."
None of the peers he had been introduced to cared particularly for the fascinating strategies being employed there. There was little hope that this would be the conversational partner to talk the ear off of about breaches and escalades.
"Have you been much abroad yourself?"
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She's not surprised to hear that India is hot, since she certainly imagined so. There's a smile as he seems to read her mind about that. "I suppose it would depend on the work," Mary replies. No, she would probably not be interested in military battles or strategy, but she's a clever woman and is usually able to understand the topics that men talk about.
"Only to the continent," she replies. "France and a bit of Prussia." When England is not at war with France, it's a nice holiday spot.
sorry for vanishing; rl happened ridiculously
The tumultuous relationship between their little powerhouse of an island and the strange cyclical strength of France was fascinating enough in its own right. The chance to exist in the little breaths of comfort between the two powers would surely be beyond interesting.
"Did you enjoy yourself in France?"
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She shrugs delicately. "There is quite beautiful scenery and culture, but the people were, perhaps rightfully so, distrustful," she replies. "It was not overt, but my family felt it nonetheless."
One of her favorite waltzes begins and Mary watches as other couples take to the floor. "Would you like to dance?" she asks, her polished exterior fading for just a second. William is supposed to ask her to dance, not the other way around.
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And yet, here they are, with her asking and him chuckling softly as he looks for a surface to set his untouched glass on.
"I would." Although Lord knows it would have taken him quite some time to realize that. Normal little things, even right in front of him, had been feeling terribly far away since returning home. "If you would be so kind as to forgive me in advance for the rust I'm sure will come pouring off my joints."
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Once he puts down his glass, he escorts her onto the dance floor and they move into dance frame before starting to twirl around the floor. His self-depreciating joke helps to make her feel a bit more comfortable. "Not much dancing happening in the army, then?" she teases. Despite his joke, he actually has good form and leads very well.
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"It turns into quite a foolish mess, really. Everyone wants to lead."
That's probably better than discussing the women who followed the army with the baggage train. William has been away for some time, but he's fairly certain that isn't something meant for polite society.
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"Indeed," she replies, "unless the enlisted men followed the officers, though that might create more trouble."
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"A novel idea," he concedes, attention flitting from her briefly to ensure he doesn't accidentally turn them into another pair of dancers. "They might find it a bit exhausting, don't you think? Barked at to march all day, then barked at to stop stepping on toes all night?"
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They twirl again and Mary looks up into his blue eyes. "Where is home for you? Are you from London?"
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But... well. Twirling lightly across a proper floor with a beautiful woman was really much lovelier.
"Not properly, I fear. I spent an inordinate amount of my youth with my mother's people in Scotland." Thankfully, sobriety thus far had smoothed the Scottish brogue entirely from his voice. Learning to speak like the boys at school had always been a full point of pride. "Near to Perth, if you've ever been?"
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Probably about the same distance as it was to London, though in the opposite direction. Mary actually likes visiting Scotland because she enjoys the countryside more than the city. London has its merits, of course, but the country will always feel like home to her.
"I wouldn't have guessed that you were from Scotland," she continues. "Your accent is nearly perfect English. Your family home is here or in Perth?"
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And there was nothing quicker for getting rid of an accent, in William's experience, than being forced into a group of other young boys who sneered at the way one said one's vowels.
"You really ought to Perthshire if you can. Beautiful straths and mountains."
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As the song ended, Mary curtsied to him and took his arm as he escorted her off of the dance floor. "How long will you be in London?"
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"Until the army decides they need me again--which will be at least a week, with any luck."
But who could say when things would devolve further in India and need all hands again? Who could say that the uncomfortable powder keg of Europe would next require young men to head over to die?
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William's words make her feel a bit disappointed. For the moment, she's unsure of what to say. She cannot simply come out and ask him to see her again, can she?
"Have you heard yet if there will be any more balls like this?" she asks, knowing that there is to be one next week.
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It's been a while, after all, since there was anyone even faintly delicate in his life.
"I've been informed I'll be attending one next week."
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He's probably been signed up, as it were, by his mother or other family members. Surely men are not as interested in balls as the ladies are. His family wishes for him to court ladies and try to find a wife. He has perhaps made progress with that this evening.
"Is it the one at Lord Richards's home?" she asks.
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