bakerstreet | the humans meme

H U M ∀ N S

Experience the new generation Synthetic Human from Persona Synthetics. Not just an appliance but a deeply personal lifestyle choice: your Synth is the help you've always wanted.

All models are fully documented and exhaustively tested before sale, with full service histories provided. At Persona, your peace of mind isn't an optional extra.

How to play
• Comment with your character.
• Say whether you would prefer to play your character as a synth, human or either. State any other preferences e.g. whether you are open to smut options.
• Tag others.
• Play out all the robot/human interaction your heart desires.

Prompts
01. PURCHASE. Congratulations on purchasing your new synth! Please follow all instructions at start-up to ensure that your synth securely bonds to you as its primary user.

02. DOMESTIC. Your synth is the perfect addition to the family home. Primary functions include cleaning, cooking and childcare.

03. HEALTH. Synths are invaluable help for the sick, the disabled and the elderly, providing around-the-clock care for those who need it.

04. ADULT. Unlock the 18+ options in your synth to discover a whole new range of exciting features.

05. HACK. Common modifications to synth programming include the ability to simulate pain, personality alterations and removing safeguards such as the inability to harm humans. Warning: Illegal modification of your synth could invalidate your warranty.

06. GLITCH.Is your synth not performing as expected? If you discover a system error, Persona Synthetics staff will be happy to carry out a factory reset.

07. REPAIR.Synths may experience some wear and tear. Please follow the instructions in your synth repair kit to keep your synth in good working order.

08. HIRE. Synths are available to rent for a number of functions, including domestic, health and social care, sales and marketing, and the increasingly popular synth brothels.

09. ROGUE.Malfunctioning synths must be deactivated and returned immediately, for your safety. Rumors of rogue "conscious" synths are entirely fabricated.

10. HUMAN. Synths are simply machines built to serve humans. Rumors of rogue "conscious" synths living in secret in human society are entirely fabricated.

(This meme is based around the drama series Humans and its promotion via Persona Synthetics. I own nothing. First posted here.)

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(( 100% ~~android~~ a synth, either rogue or employed for cleaning/cooking with a tendency to sing while he works. Nothing immediately smutty unless we've tagged before. Other prefs in journal. ))

Edited 2018-09-09 00:29 (UTC)

[ honestly could go for either! ]

[Shall we do a synth ritsuka? I'm game for rolling or just winging it! ]

[ im ok with winging myself!!!! ]

[When Ritsuka was first activated, the first thing he saw was Karna's light and curious eyes staring into his own. It was startling to say in the least. He went through his programmed introduction and awaited to be named by his new master.

Imagine his surprise when the man came up with the name 'Ritsuka', it seemed Japanese products wasn't Karna's only interest. Ritsuka wasn't a very remarkable synth, he didn't have an impressive body to intimidate like bodyguard ones nor did he have any remarkable beauty like others. Yet Karna was happy with him none the less.

Ritsuka was an empathy-based synth, which was being shown rather clearly now as he gently stroked Karna's hair as he rested his head on his lap.]

Did you have a long day at work?

[Would prefer to be the synth, but can go with either option.]

[Given that she's already got SAM in her head, having an android wouldn't be too weird for her.]

[Either role!]

[Could be either role.]

[Actual sentient synth, given you know...canon.]

((Could definitely go for either role, but with his SQUIP, synth seems pretty easy to AU.))

[A synch that got customized to hell by a previous owner that loved both tinkering with high-tech and fantasy. He either went rogue or got scrapped or sold off as a collectors item after his left arm got torn off.

Or any other idea you might have, I'm honestly just voice testing here. Cross-canon welcome!]

[ Can be either. Maybe something where one lost their partner/beloved one/part of their famile/pet and is looking for a distraction or possible replacement to help deal with the hole left behind for the time being? ]

[Synth. Can be rogue. If bought, will serve in an advisory or analytic capacity. Good at picking locks.]

the humans meme

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karna | fate/ | ota

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