The Desk Sex Meme

Some people barely have time away from their desk to let loose, some people prefer to keep their loosening up at the desk, and sometimes...there's just something about desks. Whatever the reason, you're about to get very up close and personal with, around, or maybe even under a desk. And someone else, probably.

The rules are simple, there will be no random rolls with this one. For one reason or another, you're about to get it on (somehow) around under, on top of, leaning over (any sort of) desk. There's so many possibilities for this there won't be any list of choices. Pick whatever works.


The process:
Step One: Post with your info and your preferences. Be sure you're clear on what sort of scenarios interest you and what you're not comfortable with.
Step Two: Others tag, and start sidling up to desks.
Step Three: Desk.

There may well be all sorts of triggers in this meme, so be careful.

Whether your canon includes them or not, you are now in possession of a fighting machine of some sort! Roll for type, tech level and scenario if you want or just make up/choose your own.

Type:

1: Super or Magic Robot
Your ride is a walking machine that might be a secret science experiment or a magical relic. You yell the names of your attacks or mime them and your emotional state directly affects how your robot performs. Rocket punch optional. Note that this doesn't necessarily say anything about the mood or moral ambiguity of your setting. Can be anywhere from a few meters high to the size of a planet.
Example Canons: Mazinger Z, Getter Robo, Big O, Gurren Lagann, Magic Knight Rayearth

2: Real Robot
Your ride conforms to the laws of physics, or at least convincing sounding technobabble. You activate your attacks with some kind of interface, not by miming or shouting them. Your emotional state probably has no direct effect on your mecha's performance. This is a sophisticated piece of hardware that requires regular maintenance. Can be anywhere from a few to several hundred meters.
Example Canons: UC Gundam, Battletech, Heavy Gear, Armored Core

3: Super or Magic Armor
Like super robot, except there's no fussing about with large bipedal machines: you wear the science experiment/magical relic! You've got something, whether it be a belt or wrist computer or magic wand, that allows you to access a powerful combat form or suit. Your foes may have lots of clothes, and terrible fashion sense. And they always explode when defeated. Your weapons are your hands and feet, hi-tech looking martial arts weapons, cards, energy blasts and kicks. Your chance of victory is proportional to the amount of poses you make, and the number of times you might shout Henshin! Or Toh!
Example Canons: Kamen Rider, Super Sentai/Power Rangers

4: Real Armor
You pilot a suit of powered armor. Like your larger Real cousins, this is a sophisticated piece of military hardware. Often equipped with hand weapons or weapons mounted on the back, these are less powerful than larger mecha but can fit in places they couldn't. It's risky, but if you climb onto a bigger machine, it could be trouble for them!
Example Canons: Starcraft (marines, firebats, ghosts), Alien/s series, Bubblegum Crisis, Halo

5: Tank!
Or any non-flying/walking vehicle, we just couldn't resist the Cowboy Bebop reference. Your ride is on wheels, treads or hovers. While you use the same weapons (or even some the others can't like large artillery pieces), they get all the glory. Still, you play a vital role on the battlefield.
Example Canons: Bolo series, Battlezone, Girls Und Panzer, World Of Tanks

6: Dogfighters
You pilot a mecha designed primarily for dogfighting in space, the air or even underwater! Using the same missiles, lasers, particle cannons, machine guns, etc as your walking brethren, you're comparatively more fragile but can deal death from above.
Example Canons: X-Wing, Ace Combat series

7: The Big Guns
Whether an immense airship, a spaceship, a...shipship on or under the water, or even a tracked or hovering landship, you're in command of a large vessel. Bring the guns to bear and load the photon torpedoes!
Example Canons: Star Trek, Starcraft (capital vessels), Banner of the Stars

8: Transforming/Combining
Your ride can transform from one type into another. Nifty.
Example Canons: Macross, Robotech, Power Rangers, Transformers

9: Other
Catch all category for the weirder kind of mecha battles. Do you remote control your machine with your mind? Is it actually a creature you live symbiotically with? A whole city on wheels? Mecha-mons? Nanomachines? Turret hacking? Burrowing mecha?
Example Canons: Mortal Engines, Ghost In The Shell, SD Gundam, Medabots

Tech Level:

1: Steampunk or earlier
From the equivalent of the early 1900s on back.

2: Dieselpunk or Atompunk
Secret projects of WW2! Soviet landships!

3: Modern or near future
Your mecha may get the occasional blue screen of death.

4: Farther future
But not far enough that people have collectively realized that fighting in piloted giant humanoid machines is kindof dumb if you look at it objectively

5: Post apocalyptic
The weapons of the Ancients are rare and you've got one of the few operational ones left.

Scenarios

1: Rivals
Like Amuro and Char, you and this enemy pilot keep crossing paths. Who are they and what do they want?

2: Civil War/Traitor
Within your organization, there are some who don't agree with what's going on up top, whether through moral objection or simple power-lust. Now they're enacting your plan. Which side are you on?

3: Coolant and Circuses
You entertain the masses by pushing your machine to the limit in the arena. But who's this next opponent?

4: Rebellion
Using a giant robot for guerilla warfare sounds like an awesome, practical idea.

5: UNDERSTANDING
AKA The Tomino Option, two enemies have started to develop (romantic or platonic) feelings for each other.

6: Monsters
Horrible creatures are coming for your home planet and it's your job to suit up and defend it.

7: Other
Make up your own scenario or reroll.

Corrupted, Depraved, Addicted


There may be a part of all of us that is both drawn towards perfection and slightly unnerved by it. A straight line of items is appealing, yet we could feel more at ease if one thing was to the side just so. If things are already ruined, we don't have to worry about doing it ourselves. But, still, there exists at the core of a good deal of us some kind of primal urge that is very simple: destroy what's perfect. Make it flawed, like us.

This meme takes this dark and fairly insignificant desire and twists it to new extremes, combining it with that other age-old dichotomy of virgin/whore. Characters will want to corrupt another character, whether the latter is innocent or stoic and put together. They want to see them turned depraved, into a slut --- yet only addicted and loyal to them.

One concept that is different than other memes, however, is that the character doing the corrupting does not have to be flat out mustache-twirling evil. Anyone can want to be the corrupter, from the sweetest to the most rotten, because there are tons of varying interpretations of why they'd want to do it: as a kink, perhaps a mutual one with their lover, just to see if this so-called "perfect" person really is, out of genuine adoration, or even hoping. Of course, they could also just want to watch the world burn...and be mustache twirling evil.

RULES

• This meme is going to play somewhat into sluttification kinks, so obviously there's a problematic element here. All aspects of that kink IE dirty talk, humiliation, sexy clothing, loving depravation, etc, are welcome, but how straight or how far you take it is up to you. Disclaimer that nobody here believes in this shit, it's all kink, so on so forth.
• Comment with your character, preferences, and what role they're likely to play. I don't want to see this meme filled with pillow queening, though, so try to be flexible and proactive.
• Reply to others.

WHY

1. For Love: You want to make them yours in every way possible, and they're all for it.
2. For Curiosity: Can you really corrupt someone?
3. For Teaching: They want to be more worldly. Things are taken far, far into the opposite direction.
4. For Their Own Good: It would be better for them if they were more open. Much more open.
5. For Fetish: You get off to this. Maybe they do, too?
6. For Spite: You want to ruin their life. Nothing more, nothing less.
7. For Benefit: More than a lover, you want a right hand man. A henchman. A Harley Quinn, if you will.
8. Because You Can: You just like to fuck with people, and what better way to do it than this?

THE CRACK PAIRING MEME

crack pairing

An unusual relationship of any kind of fandom (i.e. books, television shows, movies, ect.) that is unlikely to happen.

OR

Randomly take two characters… they don’t have to know each other, they don’t have to show ANY signs of a relationship, and hook them together. That is a crack pairing.

We all know them. Fandoms have fostered these little gems of shipping since the early days, and now, they can even be serious contenders in even the most hostile of shipping wars. Maybe they're absolutely ridiculous and only "for the lulz." Perhaps they make perfect sense...if you squint. Whatever the case may be, these so-called "crack" pairings are not canon and they're nowhere near as popular in fandom as the big fanon pairings.

Most of the time.

Of course, it's important to note that a lot of the time in RP, pairings are always crack pairings. Especially crossover ships, which canon purists would deride purely for being impossible. Still, in memes, that's less likely to happen because people either stick with canon ships, fanon ships, or close CR because of the lack of opportunities for development that games offer.

Not here. This meme is for ALL your ridiculousness, all your high school fangirl dreams, and just plain not being sorry for your ships. Think these characters would be cute together? Go for it. That character have adorable icons and that all you know about them? Ship it, by all means. Here, the reasons come after the desire.

RULES
- Comment with your character and preferences. If you want, you can include one sentence or so blurb about your character. But blank comments are fine.
- Tag others.

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