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Natural Enemies Shipping Meme


Most of us are fortunate enough to not be plagued by "natural enemies" - or even worst, a group that serves as an opposing force. But that doesn't mean that there isn't swaths of society that just do not play well together. Hunters and demons. Predators and prey. Outlaws and lawmen. Vampires and slayers. Montagues and Capulets. The undead and the living. The list goes on. You know, the usual and the unusual alike. It seems like wars will always rage between them. Maybe it's better for these types to just avoid each other, lest there be bloodshed.

What if, though, you - yes, you - were a member of one group and you developed feelings for someone that should be a mortal enemy. Of course, the feelings weren't the expected ones of wanting to gouge eyeballs out; instead, it was love, and a returned one at that. That would be quite the predicament, wouldn't it? But what would it be like? What drew you to them? Would your love be a pure, romantic one, or more of a love/hate? And would you allow that to sway you or repress all those emotions until you burst?

Most importantly, would a happy ending be possible?

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character and preferences, plus any information because this meme needs at least a little! People are going to want to know who their character should "hate."
  • Tag others.
  • RNG or choose what kind of relationship you're playing from ROUTE and the tone of the eventual ending, which will theoretically color the thread.
  • Play! Play out anything that strikes your fancy. Draw inspiration from the meme or come up with your own ideas.


ROUTE
  • ROMANTIC LOVE: Despite who they are, you care for them. Whether this means you'll ignore outside influence, fight your own demons to be with them, run away with them, or change the system depends on you.
  • LOVE/HATE: You despise them and all the stand for, but you can't keep away.


END
  • HAPPY: No matter how bad life is, it will take a turn for the better.
  • TRAGEDY: It may be good now, but eventually, everything is going to fall apart right in front of you.
 
 
i do it for the girls and the gays, that's it.
13 July 2018 @ 09:11 am




PAMPERED PET

Most people know you two are a couple...or they assume. Truth be told, they're part right. Whether you're a romantic couple or not, you are together sexually. On top of that, though, there's a little nugget of information most don't know: you're kinky. Maybe even lifestyle kinky. Whether or not that's the case, and whether your relationship is BDSM, master/slave, petplay, daddy/little girl or boy, spoiled princess/prince complex, or something different all together, one of you is a bit more "kept" than the other. There's certainly a good deal of doting going on, but don't forget - when you're naughty, punishment may be necessary. You wouldn't want that, would you?

Comment with your character, role, type of relationship, whether you want pampering or punishment, other prefs, etc. Put it alllllll here.
Reply to other people.
Thread that shit.
 
 
13 July 2018 @ 09:16 am



Being with someone can change your life. But what if you can't have your old life back? For your own sake, the sake of your relationship, or by no choice of your own, you have to leave the old you behind. It can go from anything to changing a behavior to changing your whole identity, and all of it can be difficult. One thing is clear, however; to continue where or as you'd lived before is not an option if you want to keep this person you care for in your life.

how to play;
  • Comment with your character and preferences.
  • Respond to others.
  • THERE WILL BE QUESTIONABLE CONTENT. Just because it's a shipping meme doesn't means everything's fluffy; in fact, more options than not have some unfortunate implications.

prompts ;; TRIGGER WARNING FOR MENTIONS OF ABUSE, DEATH, TRAUMA, AND NON-CONSENSUAL ELEMENTS (not sexual) )
 
 
 
13 July 2018 @ 01:27 pm
Smutty Scenarios



The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.

Please listen to and respect each others preferences.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
8. Wild Card (Mix and match prompts or bring your own!)

Read more... )
 
 
Marlowe
13 July 2018 @ 02:48 pm
TGIF  

Friday Night Excursions Meme

It’s Friday night, and you don’t have plans. Or maybe you have some really excellent plans involving your couch and your laptop, but your characters are in dire need of a social life. Grab your friends or text that cutie you swiped right on, you’re going OUT.


Gotta get down on Friday )
 
 
a meme account
13 July 2018 @ 03:02 pm





the voicemail meme



Sometimes you're busy or you're late or you're away, asleep, you just don't wanna talk, whatever the reason, you didn't pick up in time and the caller gets your voicemail rather than you. What did they want and what kind of message do they leave behind?






How to play:

- Post with your character, include name, fandom, preferences and if you want, what their voicemail sounds like, so any commenters know what they're answering to.
- Others leave a voice message on your character's answer phone.
- Now your character calls them back! Play out their conversation!
- Profit.



 
 
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13 July 2018 @ 09:38 pm
Teen Hormones


Alcohol, an irresponsible situation, and a backseat of a vehicle all optional. Teenage angst and hormones not optional. All teenage characters from any time, setting, or canon welcome, as are adult characters aged down.

  • Just Feeling It Out: Maybe you'll finally get to touch a boob!
  • Accidental Boner: Oh. Hi there, downstairs.
  • Deep Kissing: Heavy tongue action.
  • Flawless Approach: WILL YOU PLEASE HAVE THE SEX WITH ME? always works.
  • Party: A crazy atmosphere can lead to crazy decisions.
  • Goofballs: Both of you kind of suck at this, but at least you're cute.
  • Experience Difference: It doesn't count if it's not with you. That's what you tell yourself, anyway.
  • Boyfrands/Girlfrands: Finally rounding those bases with your honey.
  • No Play: They've told you no touching them below the belt. Oops!
  • Fumble: You touched the wrong place or said the wrong thing. Is this the end of your adventure.
  • Desperate: Please, please, please, let me stick it in.
  • Oral: Sometimes, you just want to kiss someone there.
  • Feels So Good: Let's hope you can last.
  • Love Confession: Now is a good a time as ever to tell them how you feel
  • Success: Awww yeah, break out the cigarette.
  • Failure: Hopefully they'll forgive you for staining their clothes.
 
 
A Disney Romance


❝absolutely, completely, disgustingly in love❞

Everybody knows that couple: those two people with eyes only for each other, willing to do anything for their partner to make their day, utterly smitten. Disgusting.

...except now you've found yourself in a relationship like that, no matter your suitability or probability of even ending up in one in the first place. Yes, I'm talking to innocent cuties and bloodthirsty villains, revenge-driven sociopaths, philandering playboys, vowed stoics and lone wolves, noble knights, basketcases, mercenaries, old folks, teenagers, and Big Dumb Heroes. Not to mention everybody in between.

You're shmoopy. In your own way, of course. Aside from possibly everything ever that's existed in the universe at any given point, what could go wrong?

How To Play:
  • Comment with your character.
  • Reply to others who cath your eyes.
  • Play out the kind of threads you dream about.