( the voicemail meme )

[barememecessities]

the voicemail meme



Sometimes you're busy or you're late or you're away, asleep, you just don't wanna talk, whatever the reason, you didn't pick up in time and the caller gets your voicemail rather than you. What did they want and what kind of message do they leave behind?






How to play:

- Post with your character, include name, fandom, preferences and if you want, what their voicemail sounds like, so any commenters know what they're answering to.
- Others leave a voice message on your character's answer phone.
- Now your character calls them back! Play out their conversation!
- Profit.

Comments

laura moon . american gods . ota

[apathet]

« What. »

stephen strange . mcu . ota

[rehandle]

« Doctor Stephen Strange. Leave a message. »

[asgardsthunder]

[Don't mind all the windy background, he's flying, places to be.]

I couldn't help but notice you've been ignoring my messages as of late. Your candy-snatching from toddlers is no doubt underway, again.

Harry Potter would never steal from children.

[click]

Kiyoshi, Teppei | Kuroko no Basuke | OTA

[enjoytheview]

[Standard robotic pre-programmed answering machine voice.

Probably forgot to charge his phone. You might be waiting all day for a call back.]

Rogue | xmcu

[gloves]

« Leave a message. I'll get back to you soon. »

Tabby Smith (Meltdown) | Marvel

[boom_queen]

« Beep beep, bitches. Leave a message for your mom. »

Dominic Petros (Avalanche) | Marvel

[rock_you]

« Stop calling me. »

Veronica Mars

[myspy]

« Leave one! »

Marie-Ange Colbert (Tarot) | Marvel

[marieangecolbert]

« I don't give free readings. »

sombra | overwatch

[clasificado]

[ a short tune plays in place of a voice greeting.

leave a message ♥ ]

bucky barnes • mcu • rule 63

[remembers_them_all]

<< Why would anyone leave me a message? Setting this up is a waste of time. >>

logan / wolverine | xmcu | ota

[danzan]

You know what to do.

[oldmancreed]

"She's two weeks old. Ella Amelia Lane-Creed."

Jason Todd | DCU | ota

[dontcallmejay]

I'm sorry but the person you called has a voicemail box that has not been setup yet

[you'll have to text or try calling back at another time]

loki | mcu

[frozenlies]

Leave a message if it's too important to text me instead. Honestly, I don't understand the point of this at all.

Steve Rogers | MCU

[brooklyn_boy]

[Prefs in journal]

Hello. Wait. Is it on? Tony, there's no more voice. Do I just start talking? How does it record, then? Wait. Let me start over....

Kristen Kringle l Gotham

[misskringle]

[M/F for ships, OTA for gen/cast/misfires. Goes AU after "Knock,Knock"]

Please leave a message at the snaps, if urgent please try the GCPD.

*Finger snaps circa 40s jazz here*

Steve Rogers | MCU | OTA

[starsoldier]

"This is Steve Rogers - please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

[bluest]

Hello, Captain. Captain Rogers? Captain America? Hi! This is Nightwing, we haven't met but I wanted to introduce myself. A lot of my friends look up to you. Maybe we could meet up some time for coffee? Preferably under cover of night. Wow, that sounded less creepy in my head ...

Anyway, uhhh ... This is getting weird. Bye, all the best!

[uncrownedsoul]

"It's me, ya boi. Leave it!"

[five seconds of Quintino's Carnival - beep]

James Buchanan Barnes | MCU |

[not_without_you]

[Prefs in journal]

Only about four people know this number and I'm usually with them, so you're probably dialing the wrong person. If not, I'll get back in touch soon.

[icyflames]

« You have reached » Todoroki Shouto « Cannot come to the phone right now. Please leave your name and number and someone will get back to you. »

ryo asuka (devilman crybaby)

[furthermost]

Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice message system.-- Asuka. --is not available. To leave a message, press 1, or, wait for the tone. After you are finished, hang up, or, press pound for more options. To mark this message as urgent, press star.

# options:
1: standard voicemail
2: send a text
3: re-record
0: leave a callback number
*: mark as urgent

Carol Danvers | Marvel

[cheeseburgermarvel]

"You've reached Carol. Leave me a message and I'll get back to you if I feel like it."

Badou Nails | DOGS: Bullets and Carnage

[brokeassgoing]

"Nails here. Leave me one.

Unless, uh, you're after that OTHER Nails that owes you...this is a wrong number."

romanoff | mcu/marvel

[maskirovka]

<< Romanoff. Leave it. >>

Archangel Gabriel | Dominion

[jealousheart]

- ̗̀ Unless this is Michael— LEAVE. ME. BE ! ̖́-

Nero | DMC

[cabanero]

"Hello?

Hello?

...

Yeah, I'm not here. Leave a message."