Smutty Scenarios



The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.

Please listen to and respect each others preferences.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
8. Wild Card (Mix and match prompts or bring your own!)

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Vampires and humans. Angels and demons. Ghosts and the living. The idea of "opposites attracting" is hardly a new one, but with the rise in popularity of supernatural creatures, aliens, and other sentient beings beyond our human understanding, the forbidden romance trope has been injected a shot of fresh blood- sometimes quite literally.

This meme does just that, taking the whole "not meant for each other" thing to it's most logical extreme. Of course, it's not always angst and depression. These days, mermaids and bird-people can have their relationships in peace to some degree.

Rules

• Comment with your character, putting any preferences you have (ie, "humanoid characters only," F/M, etc). Also, be sure to note your character's "species" for others to reference (Name | Character | OTA | Human, ghost, mutant, alien, vampire, god, zombie-catgirl hybrid, etc).
• Reply to others. If your characters aren't different species, feel free to AU or anything else like that.
• Use the rng to determine your prompt.
• Also I didn't think I needed to say this, but be excellent to each other. Dick comments and anon bullying are not on.

Prompts

1. Meeting: Did you know there were, I don't know, werewolves before this? Or maybe you thought all aliens were evil. Will this...thing change your perception?
2. Falling in Love: You know you're not the same, but your feelings don't care.
3. Self-Hate: Perhaps you're mad at the being you're in love with, yet you're more angry at yourself.
4. Can't Be Together: Whether for self-inflicted reasons or societal rules, you can't be in love with who your heart has chosen and it's putting a strain on you.
5. Pushing You Away: Things are getting too intense, and for both of your sake, you want to make friend/crush/lover hate you.
6. Beauty & the Beast: One of you is beautiful, the other hideous. Maybe, though, the beautiful one is ugly in the eyes of society, depending on where you live. Whatever the case is, you don't look the same.
7. Confession: Screw the rules, you're going to tell that sweet girl/guy/other how you feel! What can go wrong? Or this is something you've put a lot of thought into and you're scared, but you're going to do it.
8. First Time...or Not: Finally, the two of you are taking the next step and getting physical. It may go off without a hitch, depending on your...you know, or- OH GOD, HOW IS THAT GOING TO GO IN HERE. Wait, you have a...?
9. The Kinky Option: Hey, maybe being different will pay off. Think about it. A long tongue? Ghost powers? Sounds like it could be fun in the bedroom.
10. Prejudice: "What are you doing with that dirty monster?" "You know we can't be involved with humans!" "We don't take kindly to your type around here." Why can't people just leave you two be?
11. Facing Your Instinct: It's hard to be with someone when you want to suck their blood. Or eat their brains. Or possess them.
12. Because of Me: Your lover has been dragged into your fight or hurt by others of your kind. Now they're in the crossfire.
13. Standing Up For You: Hey, knock it off! I don't care what you think, he's perfect in my eyes.
14. You Don't Know You're Beautiful: The fluffy option where you're trying to make your loved one see just how much you care and how they're beautiful to you, no matter what.
15. Gifts: Show your affection with a gift from your culture.
16. Starting a Family: Can you even reproduce? Is it something you want to consider? Perhaps it's new ground to tread, so you'll have to be the first to think about it.
17. WILDCARD

THE MINECRAFT MEME



For those who may have been residing under a very nice sedimentary boulder for the past ten years or so, Minecraft is the first great breakout hit of the indie age. Originally starting as a personal project for a programmer by the username of Notch, this strange, blocky sandbox has since been bought by Microsoft and exploded into multiple mediums, including books, OTHER video games and -- ironically -- Lego sets. So yeah, it's kind of a big deal.

For those who have played it, we're sure you've imagined your characters in the game more than once. For lack of ability to get together in a physical server and play together, however, we have memes. Now your character can experience the wonder of building, mining, and getting blown up in various unique ways. And you KNOW they'll thank you for it. Really.

Now, like the game, this meme is a sandbox. Don't let any scenario list hold you back. You are free! Free as a bird! ...but we also know this is kind of overwhelming, so here are some lists you can roll on or get inspiration from.

1. FIRST NIGHT: Nothing quite like the experience of huddling in your crappy little starter house, listening to all the enemies groaning and moaning around outside. Quite possibly the most potentially shippy prompt in the list. If you can focus on that sort of thing, anyway.

2. THAT KIND OF PLAYER: There's always one person whose primary goal in Minecraft is to make a ginormous pit, or an inverted pyramid, or a giant dick made out of dirt. Maybe that person is you! Just... expect people to react oddly to you. Nobody respects art these days.

3. UNWELCOME GUEST: Oops. SOMEBODY didn't light their place properly. Now there's what you're pretty sure is a Creeper wandering around in your house. What do?

4. TOO FAR, TOO FAST: Ever notice how you have to wander for eons to find everything you want? Ever notice how easy it is to get lost this way? Guess what just happened to YOU. Looks like it's time to make another shitty starter shelter for the night... if you can make it in time anyway.

5. GRIEFING: Nothing makes friends like setting up someone's place to get flooded with water, or setting up a trap with mechanisms to cause somebody to fall into lava Wait, friends isn't the word. What was it...

6. VILLAGE BABYSITTER: You found the village! The villagers keep trying to kill themselves on you! It's almost like they have some sort of rudimentary and defective AI or something...

7. RUINS EXPLORER: You found a pyramid! Or a dungeon. Or a stronghold, or what the hell ever. Question is, are you ready to raid it? (Probably less than you think.)

8. WHETHER NETHER?: Somebody's made a portal to the nether! It's hot and creepy and there are weird undead pigmen and something's moaning around you and you just want to go hoooooooome. Ooh, is that Nether Quartz?

9. THE END! THE EEEEEND. OOH: You've finally done it! You've gotten super powerful, and now you're facing up to the Nether Dragon! Or maybe you've already defeated it! Congratulations! ...Wait, there's STUFF in The End now? Son of a --

10. WILDCARD: This isn't even REMOTELY a complete list. Like I said, it's a sandbox meme. Go sandboxy with it.

And remember, it's a dangerous world out there! Thankfully, they JUST patched out Herobrine. ...We think.

As appealing as some of the in-hotel options are, plug and play random fucking of strangers can get a bit played out, especially for those who feel their characters are restricted by that concept. Of course, there's always developing a relationship between characters, yet given the come-and-go of the playerbase here, it's often impossible to find someone willing to put in that kind of effort. Anon plotting can help; that's still touchy, though. But even with all that, sometimes you just want to enjoy the relationship between characters. In fact, given the kink and the characters involved, that may just help make the scene richer. Still, assuming CR/relationships can be a big no-no in rp. What to do?

This meme takes away that worry, because this is a place to play out all the scenes that require something to exist between the characters before the bumping uglies happens. All that is taken care of for you. Just tag in and enjoy!

Here are some prompts you can use, though they are by no means binding:
1. Close friends/friends with benefits
2. Dating or lovers
3. Married, by choice or by decree
4. Alliance of convenience, or the only person available to you
5. Couple attempting to spice up their sex life by trying out new kinks
6. Allies or teammates
7. Couple attempting to conceive
8. BDSM/slave and master
9. Forbidden lovers who should never be together
10. One-sided, unrequited love
11. First time of any variety
12. Longstanding sexual tension finally resolved
13. Incestuous relationship
14. Relationship with an age difference
15. Relationship with a species difference
16. Non-consensual/abusive relationship
17. Desperation sex (ie, the last people alive, the end of the world, etc)
18. Hurt/comfort sex
19. The "been together forever"/comfortable with each other couple
20. WILDCARD or come up with something more to your own tastes.