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Smutty Scenarios

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.

Please listen to and respect each others preferences.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
8. Wild Card (Mix and match prompts or bring your own!)

Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Sexswapped - One or both of you is the opposite sex!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

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[most prompts are fine! nothing with underage, incest (or with simulated underage or incest), or bathroom stuff. kinklist is here. alright rng, let's see what you got.]

[ooc: Okay with Regular: 1-20, Public: 6, 10, 11 (in the Falcon?), 12, 13, 14, 15, 18, Hardcore: 2, 13, 15, 17, 19, Toys: 1, 2, 3, 4, 11, 16, Fail: 1-20 (up for discussion), Misc. 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 10, 12, 13, 17, 19.]

[Truthfully, I'm not too interested in fail. But if you got a prompt involving it, feel free to pitch it all the same]

((If you don't mind this guy... RNG gave me 2-6, 7-3, and 4-12. Any of these interesting to you? Or are there any other prompts that you may be interested in?))

[Not at all. Those already seem to set up pretty nicely for a scenario involving a threesome, so I figure let's go for it. ~~That said, changing 2-6 to being 2-15 (elevator) and going at it in that would be amazing in my opinion~~]

((I'm good with that change! And yeah, trying a threesome sounds awesome! Would you want her to suggest it, or him?))

[Awesome! And he should probably suggest it/convince her. She's awfully proper about things]

((Sounds good to me. Would you like to start or should I?))

[Could you? I should be able to tag pretty reliably right now, but it'll take a bit for me to set the scene any]

((OK! Lemme know if you need anything changed.))

The date went very well, in Right's mind. A nice lunch and a good action-romance movie seems to have let him in a rather loving mood. Even as they start riding up the elevator to the top floor that she lives on, he's already got his arms around her waist as he kisses her mouth. They're alone, and it's a long ride up, so why not a little bit of loving?

It seemed he wasn't the only one that had come out of the date in a more passionate mood. Alisa, while happy to indulge in physical intimacy with Right, always preferred to keep things private and personal. And here she was right now. Hands brushing past his neck as her arms circled around him, pulling him into that kiss and parting her lips for him. It wasn't too much of a display, and it would tie them both over until she had him in her apartment.

But that, as her hand sifted through his hair and pressed against his head, was something for then. Right now was all about Right.

He moans as he feels her hand in his hair, and it spurs him on to deepen the kiss. He slowly starts moving her towards the nearest wall so as to press her up against it with his body. Unlike Alia, he isn't as reserved as she is on his affections. And he wants to show just how much he loves her in this moment.

She ran her tongue along his as he deepened the kiss, moaning quietly and softly into his mouth. His enthusiasm was infectious, as was his passion, and as soon as she felt that wall against her back and found her long legs lifting up, keeping a steady grip on him while pulling him into that kiss, and wrapping her legs around him. Alisa was a creature of composure when outside of the privacy of her apartment. So for her to be this intimate was a sure sign indeed that he was in was a good night.

She didn't even notice that the elevator seemed to be stopping.

Right isn't noticing how the elevator is slowing down, either. He is instead busy feeling her up as he presses and grinds against her. Oh, yeah...this is starting to look like a really great night, if she's interested this much as well.

And then the elevator stops, it's door opening up...and Right remains oblivious even as someone seems to be coming aboard.

She can't help but squeeze him a little tighter, shifting in place as his hands brush over her body, rolling her hips against him as he grinds against her, pinned on the wall. She lightly pulls on his hair and moans a touch deeper, louder into his mouth...just as her eyes lift up and lock onto the person standing there. Looking stunned and absolutely out of sorts. The empty pizza bag dangling from his hand in his frozen half step into the elevator.

"Mmm!" Alisa snapped back to reality, reaching up to grab Right's shoulders and try to push him back a step. But the damage had already been done, as one could plainly see from the slight panting and reddened cheeks Alisa owned.

Right half-groans, half-whines as she starts pushing him back and away from her. He looks very confused and hurt for a moment. "Wha? What? What did I do?"

Then he hears someone clears his throat, and turns to see an actual person standing there - a pizza delivery guy, actually, judging from the empty bag in his hand. But he's all riled up still, even as he lets Alisa stand on her feet again and back off a step or two.

"Oh! Uh...sorry for startling you... See, we were on a date and..."

And then his eyes light up with a bright idea. He then turns back to his girlfriend. "Hey...why don't we invite him along?"

Wishing she could simply tuck into a corner and disappear, Alisa turned away the moment she was down and set out to straighten her clothes, cool herself down, and generally return to her proper form. And she was maybe a step towards that when she heard Right, plain and clearly, make that offer. She went rigid, eyes snapping open in shock. Which was cute because so did the pizza guy, who dropped the bag on the floor and stumbled over a word.

Whether or not he'd get it out would be lost to time, as Alisa turned on her heels, leaning backwards and glancing at the both of them with a mortified expression.

"R-Right, you can't be serious!? Surely he's just wanting to-"

"I'm in. I'm so in. I'm so entirely in. Please?"

And once more, Alisa's eyes went wide, cheeks went red, hands came up to her face. "This isn't happening. This is not happening. I'm...I'm just...Right, really?"

"See? He's agreeing! He's giving consent!" Because that's one of the big things that his childhood friends have drilled into his head since they all started looking at people in that "like like" way in middle school. Consent. If they're agreeing, then it's a no-go.

But he doesn't stop there, he takes her hand into his own and puts on his best puppy-begging eyes. "Please try this with me, Alisa? I swear, if it's not fun, we won't do it again, but please let us try it? Just once? I'll even be in the middle, if you wanna."

Alisa caught the guy leaning to the side to stare at Right's ass while he said that, her lips twitching just barely upwards into an expression other than mortified and uncertain. Which, of course, distracted her from trying to set her foot down and take back control of this from Right. And was now staring into his most dumb puppy expression he possibly had. She knew the one, he'd broken it out a few times, and if she wasn't prepared for it...

She sighed, slowly slumping forward and palming her face with her other hand. "Fine...Fine. You don't...you don't have to be in the middle. Just..." She slowly lowered her hand, glancing between the two of them, running her tongue along her lips. "Don't invite anyone else, okay? I'm not...I'm not some group sex hussy!"

The sudden pitch in tone, along with her eyes snapping open and her cheeks reddening, were from the pizza guy. Who had slipped in behind her. Reached around and started groping her sizable breasts.

"I know that! And I love you for being like that," Right quickly reassures her. He does grin, however, as he sees her being groped by the other guy. "I just want to help you feel extra loved tonight, that's all."

Once the elevator door closes, he moves to stand right in front of her and kisses her lovingly, almost deeply. His hands wander down to her hips and ass, feeling up those lovely lower curves.

[Cool on everything, fail maybe a little less so than the rest.]

(OoC: Would you be keen to Fighting, Sensory Deprevation and perhaps Power Play? Have Marie defeat Alkaid and have her way with her? Perhaps add in water and have her trapped in water or quicksand or something liquid-y?)

[Down to clown for everything. Wouldn't mind discussing fail prompts out a little first, if you roll that.]

[No hardcore please.]

[ooc: Open to everything except roleplay and fail. Discuss hardcore first, please.]

[How would Yosuke feel about getting engaged to a princess and having wedding night sex with her?

Or any other kinks, I'm cool.]

(Sorry for the delay. That works with me if you want to start.)

[Yosuke had been a sweet, if not a little bit clueless kind of man, and it just made her smile as she got to know him more and more. It took a while before she told him that she was a princess. And that she wanted to get married to him and only him.

After the rather massive ceremony, with many of Corrin's family warning Yosuke of what would happen if he upset their princess, they were finally able to sneak off alone. To their new bedroom together in the mansion they were staying at until Yosuke could pay for a place for them (that's what her brother wanted, after all, and he was pretty strict about all of this).

As she climbed onto the bed in her gown, she looked at her new husband, in his beautiful suit, and smiled softly.]

...I'm ready, Yosuke... let's do it.

Edited 2016-09-14 03:46 (UTC)

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