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25 August 2016 @ 11:13 am
Risky Rendezvous


HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment: info, preferences, prompts you like, desired roles, etc.
  • Reply: to others.
  • RNG: if you'd like. Otherwise, go nuts.

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wrongs
25 August 2016 @ 12:43 pm

the "should never be together" meme.

When two people come together in a relationship, it's a beautiful thing. What can be wrong with love, right? Right? Except when the union is completely and totally wrong, for whatever reason. Then things can get a little messy.

How To Play
1. Comment with your character, listing their name, canon, etc, along with any preferences.
2. Comment around to others, using the RNG to determine the scenario. It doesn't have to be a lovey-dovey relationship, obviously. There can be hate, sorrow, lust, whatever.
3. Thread! Have fun! Do things!

Scenarios
1. Warring Factions: You belong to rival organizations, armies, clubs, etc. Whatever it is, you're not on the same team.

2. Soldiers on the Battlefield: Or maybe you are on the same side, but this is the wrong time and the wrong place. Plus, attachments cause distractions.

3. Bodyguard and the Guarded: Just like the movie with Kevin Costner! One of you has been hired to protect the other for some reason, and feelings are starting to grow. Are you a professional and cut things off, or do you give in?

4. Prince/ss and Knight: Similar to the above, but with a whole 'nother level of wrong...one of you is royal. Courtly love is okay; still, don't forget your place.

5. Enemies: This vendetta is personal, and you totally hate this person! Don't you? Perhaps you're maybe just rivals, or something as serious as superhero and villain.

6. Family: The ultimate taboo. This person is related to you, so there's no way you should indulge this desire, even if it's the most pure love there ever was.

7. Age Difference: The years between you should keep you both at bay, but it's easier said than done.

10. Teacher/Student: Teachers and students have a unique bond, and to corrupt it is a dangerous thing. Will you dare to act on emotions that could put you both in a destructive place?

11. Already Spoken For: One or both of you are already involved with someone else, but the heart wants what the heart wants. Just know that you can't have your cake and eat it, too.

12. Not Compatible: Your personalities or jobs make it so it's hard for you to be together.

13. Not Compatible...in Another Way: You're both different species, which means you're either afraid to take your relationship to a physical level or you can't because of differences in biologies.

14. Not Ready for Love: You took a vow (or celbacy, of chastity, of dedication), you're married to your work, or you just don't want to be involved with anyone. Too bad!

15. Rich and Poor: One of you has the money while the other is from more modest means. Can the 1% and the 99% ever be bedfellows, literally?

16. Hurt Before: Your heart has been broken, and maybe there's been no time to heal. But here you are.

17. WILDCARD
 
 
25 August 2016 @ 12:50 pm
•○ANSWERING MACHINE MEME○•



Please Leave a Message After the Beep!

How do?

1.  Post with your character! Leave their name and series in the header if you so wish.

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR COMMENT BLANK!

Add a a sentence or two with what your character's answering machine message would be.  It can be as simple as 'Leave me a message and I'll get back to you' or be more creative and come up with something really cute and IC.

2. Respond to other people's posts and leave them some very urgent (or not so urgent) messages.

3. Go check your own answering machine and call those guys back!

 
 
25 August 2016 @ 03:33 pm
Smutty Scenarios



The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.

Please listen to and respect each others preferences.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
8. Wild Card (Mix and match prompts or bring your own!)

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Semi-Meme
25 August 2016 @ 08:07 pm
The Blind Date meme. 



Pretty self-explanatory. No matter how awkward and unexpected they might be, there is always something exciting about them. Who is your company for the evening going to be? Will it be a person of your innermost dreams or someone you absolutely can't stand? And most importantly...
 
How are you going to handle it?

What do:
1. Post with your character! They're now in the middle of a blind date.
2. Comment to each other! When you do that...
3. Go to Random.org and roll a single die!
1. 
First date
 -- You've never been out on a date before, so someone's decided to give you a helping hand.
2. 
On the rebound
 -- You're recovering from a painful breakup, but your friends/family think they found a great person for you anyway.
3. 
Not strangers at all
 -- Someone thought you didn't know your date. Turns out you know them from somewhere.
4. 
Hideously awkward
 -- Hey wait, that's your ex/boss/doctor/distant family member! Or, even worse, it's that person you absolutely despise. This will go well!
5. 
Existing partner
 -- You two are just acting like strangers to spice up your love life.
6. 
Future spouse
 -- Unfortunately, you have to have an arranged marriage. Fortunately, you get to meet that special someone for a date beforehand. How will the night go?
7. ...or, instead of rolling, come up with your own scenario!
4. Play out the date. This meme can be completely fluffy, smutty, or hilarious. If you don't want smut, you can put that in your subject. It doesn't even have to be romantic.
 
 
25 August 2016 @ 08:19 pm
the NEGATIVE CR meme



Friendships are all well and good, but sometimes you piss somebody off. Sometimes somebody pisses you off. It can be minor, major, unintentional or a well aimed dig. That doesn't matter. What does matter is that now you're going to have to deal with one another.

You know how this works, and there are even some options if that's what you need to get a thread going.

001. Confrontation. The circumstances vary, but you're facing off with whoever has done you wrong. Are you civil and prepared to use your words, or is it smarter (or more satisfying) to come armed?

002. Revenge. Somebody hurt you, and now you're going to get them back. Face-to-face or something more indirect, just how well do you want them to remember this lesson?

003. Sudden. This fight came out of nowhere. Usually you two get along just fine, are maybe even best friends, but has the secret well of resentment finally run over?

004. One-Sided. You hate them, but they don't even know you. Do you hate them because they don't even know you?

005. Relationshit. And because it's a meme, the ugly breakup is going to have to fill in for the obligatory shipping option. Did somebody say domestic disturbance?

006. Fuck It, I'm Just Mad. Or the wildcard. Go crazy.
 
 
25 August 2016 @ 10:40 pm

« MINE » meme
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In nature, animals can be territorial. This makes sense; it's a cutthroat world, and you have to keep what's yours just to survive. They keep a close watch on lands, food supplies, and even sometimes mates. Pet owners can tell you that this instinct doesn't just go away - try getting that chew toy from your poodle. But what about people? Aren't we just animals, too? But for us, possessiveness is not a good social trait to have. That's understandable. Nobody likes someone so hung up on owning things. Especially not owning their lovers, since you can't simply have another person like that.

Yet even the most benign, most monkish of souls have possessive streaks at some moments when it comes to the person they're sleeping with. It's only natural. Usually, it comes from jealousy. You like having what's yours (even if it's a cruel way to think about things, that's the reptile brain peeking through), and you'd want it to stay that way. That means you want to show up the competition and remind the object of your desires that you're the apple of their eye. Of course, possessiveness doesn't always come from jealousy. Some people are just very, very...how do we say it...protective of them and theirs. How can they help that they want to show that in intimate ways?

In relationships, possessiveness throughout isn't healthy; still, a little bit of it can be actually arousing, especially in the bedroom. Today, the hotel is awakening that side of characters: the part that wants to screw their partner mercilessly to show them that they are the ones to touch them, to love them, to fuck them.

But my character isn't the possessive type, you say? Really? Really? As we've mentioned before, even the most kindhearted types feel it every once and a while. This meme never mentioned that it had to be a HUGE show of possession. It can even be a playful attempt in order to get their partner going or try a new kink in bed. Or, you could say the "influences" made them do it.

After all, there's plenty of prompts here to influence you.
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