Answering Machine & Voicemail Meme

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•○ANSWERING MACHINE MEME○•



Please Leave a Message After the Beep!

How do?

1.  Post with your character! Leave their name and series in the header if you so wish.

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR COMMENT BLANK!

Add a a sentence or two with what your character's answering machine message would be.  It can be as simple as 'Leave me a message and I'll get back to you' or be more creative and come up with something really cute and IC.

2. Respond to other people's posts and leave them some very urgent (or not so urgent) messages.

3. Go check your own answering machine and call those guys back!

Comments

Grace Ford | OC | OTA

[barre_none]

Hiya, you've reached Grace's phone - sorry I missed your call, but leave a message and I'll get back to you asap!

Mei | Overwatch

[plumpopsicle]

[As always, she is cheerful and upbeat!]

Ni-hao!, This is Mei's phone! I am a little bit busy, so just leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

Iori Yagami | King of Fighters | ota

[missx]

[He doesn't sound pleasant about it, either.]

Shut up and go away.

jessica jones.

[underachievement]

[ malcolm's voice: ]

Alias Investigations. How can we help?

Deadlock | ABC Warriors

[anarchyrules]

Deadlock, at the Kollege of Khaos. Leave your message after the shriek.

[ Some unfortunate sounding fellow supplies said scream. ]

oswald cobblepot | gotham/dc

[hobblepot]

You have reached the number of Oswald Cobblepot. I'm afraid I am unavailable at this time, as you are surely able to tell.

[Directed towards his partners, especially:]

Please consider whether there is an actual point to your call and, if you must, leave a brief message that I shall attend to at my soonest convenience.

Kate Bishop | Marvel 616 | ota

[nothawkette]

Hey, this is Kate. I can't answer my phone right now, but leave me a message and I'll get back to you later.

[thehawkguy]

[He's breathing hard.]

Kate, pick up your phone. ...Kate, pick up your damn - ow-

[A series of mumbled swears before his voice returns.]

Why do you even have a phone if you're never going to answer it? Why am I talking to you like you can hear me, you can't hear me - hey. Hey! Stop, that's my car! [His voice is away from the phone but he's yelling.] Hey!! Aww, tow...

[He returns, sounding defeated.]

I need a ride. Call me back.

Feda Gandamak | OC

[notbloodylikely]

Basic info.

[17]

You know who you called, sorry I missed what I assume is your booty call.

[28]

Gandamak here. I'm elbow deep in something or someone, I'll get back to yah after I wash my hands. If this is a business call... I probably should have left a better message! Meh.

Bucky Barnes | MCU [AU] | ota

[buckysicle]

[The recorded voice belongs to Tony:]

You have reached the voicemail of Bucky Barnes. The old man can't come to the phone because he doesn't know how modern technology works, but please leave him a message and he will try to call you back.

Please forward all requests for personal appearances through Tony Stark. Have a nice day.

[In the background Bucky can be heard shouting, "I know how things work, Stark!"]

[arachnaism]

[ do excuse her because she is laughing her ass out at this; of course only Stark will do this. ]

So Barnes, do I need to contact Stark for our netflix and chillax plans? if not call me.

Tsukishima Kei ☽ Haikyuu!!

[gdi]

What do you want? [A pause of a few seconds.] Hello? Hello? What did you say?

[Dead air.]

I can’t hear you. You better speak up!

[Long silence, and then Kei chuckles.]

Oh, wait. I can’t hear you because this is the voicemail. Well, leave your name and message after the beep if you must.

mami tomoe | puella magi madoka magica

[worldwithoutwitches]

Hi, it's Mami. You probably called by acci--

Well, anyway, leave a message. If you want to come over for cake, that'd be nice.

[rossophantasma]

Mami! I, um...

I forgot why I called you, actually. Now I just want cake. Mami, call me back as soon as you can so I can have some!

Badou Nails | DOGS: Bullets and Carnage

[brokeassgoing]

Nails. Leave your message after the beep-- NO THOSE PHOTOS OF THAT GUY CRYING AND GETTING HIS ASS BEAT AIN'T ME, FUCK OFF! MIMI'S AN ASS. No artistic sight at all.

[infodealer]

[Wow she actually had some decent leads and maybe a job for you for once, but Badou Nails you are literally the worst.]

Who has no artistic sight?! Change your voicemail or else I'll come find you myself!

Kishin Asura ΦΦΦ Soul Eater

[strongestcoward]

You called the wrong number. Leave a message anyway.

Elliot Alderson | MR ROBOT

[viewsource]

You know what to do.

[curiousnotmalicious]

Elliot, pick up. I know you're there. You never pick up your phone. C'mon.

Okay, fine. Get back to me. Somehow somebody planted malware in my laptop and I can't fix it. I need another brain to figure this one out.

[newjune]

Hi! This is June! Leave a message. Unless you're Chloe. Chloe stop.

Nico di Angelo | Heroes of Olympus

[nicodiangelo]

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten

Stupid rhyming curse.
This recording couldn't be worse.

Ainslie Saunders | OC

[ainslie]

Hi, you have reached the Borg collective. Please leave your name and star system and we'll assimilate you as soon as we can.

[theconfuser]

I'm Vince from the glitter planet! [Some people shouldn't have phones. He's supposed to be calling his friend Howard, by the way.]

vaas montenegro | far cry

[shabby]

[ No one should sound this cheerful on a voicemail recording. ]

Hello. You have reached Jason's phone. Jason is unavailable to answer your call right now because he's dead. Beeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Esther Loveless | OC

[lessthan_loveless]

[The voice is Southern British, kind of husky and a little rushed.]

This is Esther's phone - leave a message. If you're selling something, don't bother.

The Joker | Suicide Squad

[needsamachinegun]

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! HA!

Shelby Manning | Need For Speed OC

[shelbycobra]

You've reached Shelby. I'm either in the garage or in the car. Leave a message and I'll call you as soon as I can.

If this is an emergency, you can also call Team Penske at [number] and someone will find me. If this is Mom, I promise I'm not on fire.

jillian holtzmann | ghostbusters (2016)

[ghostnukes]

Holtzmann. Leave a message after the ––

| Something explodes in the background. |

Nope, wasn't it. Leave a message after the regular, boring beep. If you've seen a ghost, call (( number )), Kevin kind of knows how the phone works now.

[jazzorcist]

Hey, it's me. I'll be late home so just let yourself into my place. One of the kitchen cupboards is haunted right now, do not blow the ghost up. I'll deal with it.

isaac | castlevania

[relictusdeus]

[In a sharp-edged, faux-English drawl:] Be quick about it.

Felix Argyle | Re:Zero

[nyancombatant]

Hello!

[A small pause meant to confuse the caller into believing Felix actually picked up the phone.]

Sorry I cannyot get to the phone right meow, but if you leave your nyame and number I'll get back to you when I'm free!

dukken | the melancholy fantastic

[usynlig]

Hey -- Dukken here. Sorry I missed your call but, uh, just leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks.