PET PERSON SHIPPING MEME

Let's get one thing straight. Not all marriages are happy. They don't start with love, and they don't end with it. In fact, some marriages are more arrangements that anything. Whether it be through the will of an iron-fisted totalitarian government or something as ancient as tradition, people end up stuck. And now, you're one of them. Maybe you were assigned you partner. Maybe your parents picked them out. Maybe it's something different all together. But no matter what, you're going to be with them in some shape, fashion, or form.

So, what can you do? Do you just deal with it? Try to find a way out? Or worst of all, do you blame your so-called "spouse" for all this? You'll have to do something.

HOW TO PLAY;
1. Comment with your characters, putting any preferences you have in the subject. These are your OOC preferences, however. Remember, in meme your character's preferences won't matter.

2. Reply to others! You can use the RNG to roll for the WHY (why are your characters in this mess), the WHEN (what stage are they at), and the HOW (how do they feel about their partner). Or just wing it.

3. The fun of this meme is putting together characters who would normally never be together or have no business getting married, whether it be cross-canon, enemies, or strangers. But feel free to do what you want. Unlike your characters, you're never forced.

4. This is not a smut meme, nor is it a romance meme. There is a smut option and a romance option, but neither are required. The focus here is on CR and coping with situations that might be fairly unpleasant.

5. Have fun! And by that, I mean be miserable.
( Prompts behind the cut [WARNING: Possible triggers] )

THE SPY AU MEME

Everyone loves spies, right? Whether it's Bond, or the Kingsmen, or Austin Powers, there's just something goddamn cool about having a license to kill and sneaking around. Well, now's your chance to make your spy AU dreams a reality!

THE RULES
1) Post a blank top comment/top comment with your preferences.
2) Find someone you'd like to tag
2) Use a random number generator to determine relationship and prompt for your reply.
3) ????
4) Profit!


RELATIONSHIPS
A) Allies: You're both on the same side of whatever conflict is going on. Maybe you're partners, or in different organizations running in the same direction. Regardless, you're working together from the greater good of....whoever you are.

B) Enemies: Think the KGB vs the CIA. The KGB vs MI6. The KGB and the Girl Scouts probably. Just. You just hate each other, okay? And you'll do anything to stop the other side.

C) Frenemies: You're on the same side, technically. Except for whatever reason, you just can't stand one another. Or maybe your affiliations have some sort of dick measuring rivalry going on. Whatever the reason, you're not going to cooperate easily.

D) Accidentally Allies: Well, you're definitely on opposite sides, but sometimes that doesn't really matter. If your superiors found out you were getting along or even helping one another, that would probably be it for both of you.


PROMPTS
1) The Honeypot: For this mission, someone has to, y'know, lie back and think of England. It's for the good of the people, you can do this.

2) Mission Impossible: You're doing some real spy work here. You've got to break into some place to get something- Intel, a person, a mini nuclear bomb, whatever. Get your tactleneck on and hum your own theme music, it makes everything cooler.

3) Spy vs Spy: It's an all out fight to the death! Or maybe just some training with a partner. Or just passive agressively tripping each other in public. You're fighting, is the point. No holds barred in here, y'all.

4) The Pass Off: It's a clandestine meeting, of course. You're here to pass off some information to a contact on the DL, or maybe you're here to prevent it from happening. Just remember, don't make a scene. You're in public guys.

5) Great Escape: One or both of you have been captured (or did the capturing) , and it's time to make an escape! Let's hope there's no sharks with frikkin lasers on their heads.

6) The Man From Oh Shit: You're being forced to work together by the powers that be! Maybe you don't want to do this, maybe it's just the mission that's terrible. Maybe you loathe each other entirely. This isn't going to be an easy job, though.

7) An Chance Meeting: You might not even be on a mission right now, maybe it's just your week off. But you weren't expecting to run into another spy, whatever you're doing. What do?

8) Escort Mission: You didn't sign up for glorified babysitting, but right now you've got to watch over someone and keep them from dying. Good luck, I hear the AI's terrible.

9) Dealer's Choice: Choose any prompt from above! Go wild, y'all.