29 July 2016 @ 12:08 am

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

 

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.
 
 
It's a sock but not really
29 July 2016 @ 04:13 am
The Hangover Meme


Bloody Mary, Full of Vodka )
 
 
29 July 2016 @ 08:53 am
subtle.

"You and I will never be a great love story. And that's okay! Let's see what kind of story we'll be."


A meme for the small, subtle attractions, pull between persons, enjoying each other's company, long looks across crowded rooms, "what ifs," subdued acknowledgements, and never-becoming-what-could-be-s. Or perhaps, more tragically, never-realizing-what's-there-s.

After all, not every love story is a romance.


— character name, info, prefs, etc.
— reply to others.
— play.
 
 
Lana Del Taco
29 July 2016 @ 08:57 am
Interspecies Love Meme

Vampires and humans. Angels and demons. Ghosts and the living. The idea of "opposites attracting" is hardly a new one, but with the rise in popularity of supernatural creatures, aliens, and other sentient beings beyond our human understanding, the forbidden romance trope has been injected a shot of fresh blood- sometimes quite literally.

This meme does just that, taking the whole "not meant for each other" thing to it's most logical extreme. Of course, it's not always angst and depression. These days, mermaids and bird-people can have their relationships in peace to some degree.

Rules
  • Comment with your character, putting any preferences you have (ie, "humanoid characters only," F/M, etc). Also, be sure to note your character's "species" for others to reference (Name | Character | OTA | Human, ghost, mutant, alien, vampire, god, zombie-catgirl hybrid, etc).
  • Reply to others. If your characters aren't different species, feel free to AU or anything else like that.
  • Use the rng to determine your prompt.
  • Also I didn't think I needed to say this, but be excellent to each other. Dick comments and anon bullying are not on.
Prompts
  1. Meeting: Did you know there were, I don't know, werewolves before this? Or maybe you thought all aliens were evil. Will this...thing change your perception?
  2. Falling in Love: You know you're not the same, but your feelings don't care.
  3. Self-Hate: Perhaps you're mad at the being you're in love with, yet you're more angry at yourself.
  4. Can't Be Together: Whether for self-inflicted reasons or societal rules, you can't be in love with who your heart has chosen and it's putting a strain on you.
  5. Pushing You Away: Things are getting too intense, and for both of your sake, you want to make friend/crush/lover hate you.
  6. Beauty & the Beast: One of you is beautiful, the other hideous. Maybe, though, the beautiful one is ugly in the eyes of society, depending on where you live. Whatever the case is, you don't look the same.
  7. Confession: Screw the rules, you're going to tell that sweet girl/guy/other how you feel! What can go wrong? Or this is something you've put a lot of thought into and you're scared, but you're going to do it.
  8. First Time...or Not: Finally, the two of you are taking the next step and getting physical. It may go off without a hitch, depending on your...you know, or- OH GOD, HOW IS THAT GOING TO GO IN HERE. Wait, you have a...?
  9. The Kinky Option: Hey, maybe being different will pay off. Think about it. A long tongue? Ghost powers? Sounds like it could be fun in the bedroom.
  10. Prejudice: "What are you doing with that dirty monster?" "You know we can't be involved with humans!" "We don't take kindly to your type around here." Why can't people just leave you two be?
  11. Facing Your Instinct: It's hard to be with someone when you want to suck their blood. Or eat their brains. Or possess them.
  12. Because of Me: Your lover has been dragged into your fight or hurt by others of your kind. Now they're in the crossfire.
  13. Standing Up For You: Hey, knock it off! I don't care what you think, he's perfect in my eyes.
  14. You Don't Know You're Beautiful: The fluffy option where you're trying to make your loved one see just how much you care and how they're beautiful to you, no matter what.
  15. Gifts: Show your affection with a gift from your culture.
  16. Starting a Family: Can you even reproduce? Is it something you want to consider? Perhaps it's new ground to tread, so you'll have to be the first to think about it.
  17. WILDCARD
 
 
29 July 2016 @ 01:31 pm
THE TINY PERSON (probably AU) MEME



For all the scenarios in which one person can fit in the palm of another.


HOW TO PLAY:
1: Post with your characters. Indicate preferred scenarios, if you like, or things you'd rather not play out.
2: Tag around. TAG AROUND.
3: Be tiny!

WHY ARE YOU SO TINY?
1: Lilliputians: You come from a land far away where things aren't the weird sizes they are here. Whether you're a strange tiny person that's been captured after washing up on shore or you're a large person shipwrecked in the land of the little people, there's some serious foreign disorientation here.
2: Borrowers: What do you mean? We've always been here. Tiny, and living just below your nose. In your walls. Taking your food. Yes, congratulations, you've finally solved the mystery of where your spare socks go in the laundry.
3: Honey I got unexpectedly shrunk: That shrink-ray was going to be totally awesome until you accidentally pointed at yourself/someone you care about. Alternatively, this is just generally a science experiment gone terribly wrong.
4: Fee fi fo fum: You live in a fantasy-style world where there happen to be giants and normal-sized people. Or normal-sized people and these weird tiny things that are so easy to step on. Your pick. (Fairies and wee free men are valid options.)
5: Other: For anything else you'd like to play out.

WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE? (optional scenarios)
1: Discovery! You've been found out! Captured! Either the little people have you elaborately restrained or the big people have you in a box. Hopefully your captors would rather make money off of you than do science experiments...
2: War! Okay, so we might be a little outmatched, but for whatever reason, there's war. The little people and the giants are trying to fight it out, and you're caught in the middle.
3: An Unlikely Friendship! Just because one of you is very small doesn't mean that you can't be bros. Maybe you can make awesome dollhouses together.
4: …Romance? Okay, no, we can make this work! …maybe.
5: And They Fight Crime! Congratulations, you're in a sitcom. What hijinks can you roommates get up to, when one can literally step on the other?
6: Culture Clash! In this modern world, you have to respect everyone, no matter how small. And you have to respect the boundaries of their culture. So what happens when a treaty needs to be negotiated? Or a murder solved, between the small and the large people? Well, just be sure you've brushed up on sensitivity training and you know not to refer to them by any offensive terms. And remember that the workplace must be accessible to people of all sizes!
7: Just Visiting. Tourism can be fun, as long as you can fit into the buildings you'd like to see.
8: Subjugation. One group is enslaved by the other group, for whatever reason. (Giants make good transportation? Tiny people make good spies/messengers?) Maybe you want to escape, or lead a rebellion, or form a friendship across the lines of small and large.
9: Other. Any scenario you can think up!




(Credit to [personal profile] cerebel)
 
 
Marlowe
29 July 2016 @ 05:33 pm

Regency AU


Whether your character was dropped through a portal or just has always been here, welcome to Regency Era England, the height of fashion, social decorum, and questions of marriageability. Or, well, nearly Regency Era England. In this version, no one’s going to think anything odd of your character being of another species (unless you want them to), and no one civilised would possibly object to marriages between persons of the same sex (unless you want them to).

But all of the delightful propriety and social manoeuvering, and the utmost importance of making a good marriage match, well, that’s all perfectly intact. Welcome to (mostly) Regency England.
Prompts and roles are below. Many of them are designed for shipping, but feel free to choose your own Regency Era adventure! )
 
 
29 July 2016 @ 06:24 pm
UTTERLY SMITTEN meme



Because sometimes, you want to play out goofy, absolutely adorable adoration no matter your character.

You don't have a crush. You're not in love. But you wish you had either of those things, because they're the lesser of all evils. Instead, you have it oh so bad. You're smitten, kitten. Why, every little thing this special person does is magic! Their looks, their personality, their smile - or lack thereof - are the most beautiful you've ever seen. And maybe they're even nice to you when you totally don't deserve it! Whether your acquaintances would describe you as "soft-hearted" or "hard-ass pain in my ass," there's hardly been one as taken as you. Just looking at them makes you weak at the knees, and you think those butterflies in your stomach may be staging a revolt.

Damn it, it's disgusting.

No matter if you're a grown-ass adult or a school kid, you'll feel...uhm, like a school kid. Of course, you probably shouldn't pull any pigtails. Instead, put those conflicting emotions to good use. Admire your object of affection from afar. Hang out with them as much as you can. Be awkward as only you can. Enjoy being in their presence or being close to them because afhhdhflfh they're so pretty and so aaaaahh you're ensnared. Be super nice to them. Dote on them because they're so darn cute. Fulfilling their every whim will get you in good!

Or be a terrible tsundere, as that's all some of you assholes know how to do. Eventually, you'll get over your denial and realize, grizzled warrior-king or megalomaniacal god or bitchy brat you are, you're feeling flushed.

HOW TO PLAY
Comment with your character, preference, and what role you'd like to play.
Cutesy, emotional, kind, or young characters might get smitten easily. But part of the fun is seeing completely stoic, inappropriate, or horrible characters get silly quickened heart beats. Of course, said stoic, inappropriate, or horrible characters getting crushed on is just as funny.
RNG for a prompt or just go nuts.


POSITION
Smitten: Be cool, be cool - oh god they're so precious you're going to vomit.
Smitten...On?: You're the one who's cast a spell, willing or unwittingly.


SITUATION

Not Together...Yet: Is senpai going to notice you?
Together: Aren't you so lucky to have such an amazing boyfriend or girlfriend or friendfriend?
Never: A forbidden love, you can never be together, GET THIS ANGST SHIT OUT OF HERE.
 
 
allaboutmeme
29 July 2016 @ 06:43 pm
TFLN  


yeah whatever

 
 
noregretsanon
29 July 2016 @ 07:12 pm
The Experience Difference Meme

( aka Loss of Virginity aka Deflowering Meme )


There's nothing wrong with a little bump and grind, a great poet once said. When you meet that right person and sparks fly, just do what comes naturally! No one will judge you...

...no one that matters, anyway.

But what if you judge yourself - gasp - because your partner has more sexual experience than you! Not that it's hard if you're a virgin. Perhaps you knew that going in, or this could be a discovery you make while your under the covers. It may be expected (ie, your partner is older or more worldly than you) or a complete and utter surprise.

How you handle it, however, is the key. Are you embarrassed? Shocked? Angry? If you're smart, you'll hope your partner will show you the ropes. If you truly care for this other person, you shouldn't let things like this come between you, as hard as that can be.

HOW TO PLAY
- Comment with your character and preferences. Be sure to mention in your comment whether or not you prefer your character to be the experienced or the inexperienced/virgin.
- Play with others! What direction you take this depends entirely on you. You can be fluffy, dark and creepy, involve sexual orientation play, age differences or underage, or a whole plethora of other vibes and scenes. Just be certain that everyone is on the same page.
 
 
The Weeaboo Sock
29 July 2016 @ 09:14 pm

the "WE'RE HAVING A BABY" meme


Nature is no respecter of persons, my friends. Whether it be childhood friends, newlyweds, or one-night stands, a single decision or accident can change everything, and there will be three people instead of just two.

Congratulations! The characters in these threads and those who reply to them are now expecting babies, no matter what their unique situation may be. Of course, depending on the characters, this might go over like a lead balloon. But wait! Even if the decision to have a baby was made and was consensual, the process is no walk in the park. There is lots to do...and only nine months to do it. Nine potentially drama-filled months.

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character, preferences, etc.
  • Not all options here are fluffy and happy. Some are potentially angsty or possibly triggering. Tread lightly. Be sure to mention what you want and what you don't want.
  • Reply to others.
  • For this, male characters can get pregnant because why not.


PROMPTS
Prompts and such behind here. )