pancaked
21 April 2015 @ 01:54 am


the sexting meme.



Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!




 
 
Memes that Aren't Convoluted
21 April 2015 @ 07:14 am
The 69 Meme

( just an fyi, the image at the actual meme proper is nsfw)

Receiving oral is amazing, but you have to give as good as you get. Why not kill two birds with one stone and take care of your partner while they take care of you? All it takes is some clever positioning, comfortable or not, and you're on your way!

HERE @ [community profile] the_love_hotel
 
 
estivates
21 April 2015 @ 10:49 am


You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.
 
 
21 April 2015 @ 01:34 pm
the first crush meme


Love and shipping memes are nice, but sometimes, they take themselves waaaay too seriously. You know what's just as fun? Playing first loves and first silly, silly crushes. Usually relegated to the young, but not always (after all, there are plenty of people who are young at heart or stunted), these little affairs may not last forever yet nothing beats them in enthusiasm. It's cute, it's exciting, it's hormonal -

It's probably embarrassing! But really super cute, okay.

How to Play
[ Comment with your character and preferences. There are no age limits on this, but if you want to age your character down, that's fine. ]
[ Reply to others, using the RNG to determine your fate. ]
[ Feel free to be as serious or as self-aware as you'd like. ]
prompts )
 
 
Walker
the film noir meme



-Pick out your character and fandom, as well as preferences.
-Go here and generate a random number between 1-10 for the setting
-Post all that.
-If you want, you or the person tagging you can roll a number between 1-8 for relationship as well!
- You know what to do next, honey.

Possible settings:Read more... )

Original meme by [personal profile] easycompany
 
 
DO IT ALL FOR FUN.
21 April 2015 @ 09:36 pm

the slow dancing meme


formal or informal. with music or without. you could be at a glamorous gala while a singer croons softly or in the silence of your own living room. wherever you are, you have the urge to dance. did you ask your partner or did they ask you? have you got two left feet or are you a pro at the tango? it could be awkward. it could be romantic. either way, it's cute as hell.