sexting

[pancaked]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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[sourwolfhale]

Starting to sober up now.

[teenyoda]

Why were you drinking in the first place?

[sourwolfhale]

I just wanted to forget everything.

[teenyoda]

Booze doesn't do that.

[sourwolfhale]

I've never been drunk before Stiles. I didn't know that it wouldn't work.

[teenyoda]

Try asking a human. There are still a few of us around.

[sourwolfhale]

Bit late for that. You didn't answer my question.

[teenyoda]

Which q was that?

[sourwolfhale]

What if I don't punch you? What if I kiss you instead?

[teenyoda]

I don't know? Not exactly like it's something I expect from you.

[sourwolfhale]

Come over. I'll show you a different side of me then.

[teenyoda]

Why do I feel like you're setting me up for a really bad joke?

[sourwolfhale]

I am not setting you up!

[teenyoda]

Turn on the vid.

[sourwolfhale]

Turn on what?

[teenyoda]

Turn on the video function of your phone. Video call. So I can see there's no one there waiting to jump me.

[sourwolfhale]

[There are a few minutes before the video call went in and Derek pops up looking confused.]

[teenyoda]

[He looked and saw Derek looking... drunk.]

Dude, you are so wasted.

[sourwolfhale]

[He made a face before slumping down on the bed.]

I'm not that bad anymore. Sobering up.

[He turned the phone, showing the entire loft and that it was empty.]

[teenyoda]

So when did Derek Hale become super irresponsible. You realize you can get alcohol poisoning now, right?

[sourwolfhale]

I only had half a bottle of coconut rum. It was something Lydia gave me.

[teenyoda]

Yeah? And why would she do that? You guys having touching feelings conversations.

[sourwolfhale]

I asked her what would be good to drink. She gave me the bottle from her house.


So now will you come over?

[teenyoda]

That's nice of her.

[And oddly suspicious.]

You're not feeling pukey, are you? Because I'm really not up to holding your hair back.

[sourwolfhale]

[He glared at the camera before shaking his head.]

I'll see you tomorrow, Stiles.