Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!
[It wasn't clear what he was answering as he moved to crawl off the bed, heading over to the bathroom and looking for the bottle. He caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror and wondered if he'd looked that surprised the entire time. God, he was a moron.
Grabbing a bottle of water, he came over to where Derek was and set out the bottles, looking down for a moment before sitting on the edge of the bed.]
[He yawned, stretching before closing his eyes again.]
Thank you, Stiles...and don't think I'm going to suddenly wake up tomorrow and this will have all been me being drunk. It won't. This is really how I feel.
How about we wait until you're not drunk to talk about feelings.
[Because Stiles felt a little... weird about having drunk people kissing him and bad things happening afterward. Maybe if nothing bad happened this time, it would be a sign.]
[Stiles waited until Derek was asleep before moving. He got up to sit with his back to the headboard, leaning against it and wondering how his life had gotten so weird.
The late hour and the drop in his adrenaline eventually lulled him to sleep.]
[Eventually he woke up, making a pained sound as he pulled his pillow over his head.]
Oh my god...
[It took him several moments, but eventually he remembered the aspirin and water on the table, reaching for it and taking both, downing the water before looking at Stiles and blushing.]
[He could, if he took a minute to process that he was still laying on Derek.
When it actually seeped in where he was, he froze, eyes wide and head turning in slow motion to peer down at... yep. He was lying on Derek. And that wasn't a gun in his pocket.]
[He smiled a bit before turning them, rolling Stiles beneath him for a moment. He stared down at Stiles before getting up and sitting on the edge of the bed.]
[Well. Okay. They were rolling. And... hello, Derek on top of him. Brown eyes wide, he stared up at him and had to wonder at that big of disappointment that he got up and sat away from him.]
Um.. no, it's cool. I mean, you didn't do anything. I was being a jerk.
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[He peeked at him for a moment.]
And umm...you don't have to, but it would be nice if you stayed.
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[It wasn't clear what he was answering as he moved to crawl off the bed, heading over to the bathroom and looking for the bottle. He caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror and wondered if he'd looked that surprised the entire time. God, he was a moron.
Grabbing a bottle of water, he came over to where Derek was and set out the bottles, looking down for a moment before sitting on the edge of the bed.]
You feeling okay?
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[He yawned, stretching before closing his eyes again.]
Thank you, Stiles...and don't think I'm going to suddenly wake up tomorrow and this will have all been me being drunk. It won't. This is really how I feel.
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[Because Stiles felt a little... weird about having drunk people kissing him and bad things happening afterward. Maybe if nothing bad happened this time, it would be a sign.]
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The late hour and the drop in his adrenaline eventually lulled him to sleep.]
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Oh my god...
[It took him several moments, but eventually he remembered the aspirin and water on the table, reaching for it and taking both, downing the water before looking at Stiles and blushing.]
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Hey...hey Stiles...wake up. C'mon.
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No need to push. There's enough of me for everyone.
[Someone needed to work on not talking in their sleep.]
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Stiles, wake up!
[He lightly swatted his hip, shaking him more.]
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[He wiggled, trying to find a comfy spot. But his bed was bony and muscly and... warm.]
D'rk?
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Yeah its me and I really need you to wake up because...um...I...yeah.
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[Not really. He was half up. In more ways than one. Not his fault that he was a healthy teenage boy.]
Breakfast?
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Breakfast sounds good...
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When it actually seeped in where he was, he froze, eyes wide and head turning in slow motion to peer down at... yep. He was lying on Derek. And that wasn't a gun in his pocket.]
Oh.
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[He smiled a bit before turning them, rolling Stiles beneath him for a moment. He stared down at Stiles before getting up and sitting on the edge of the bed.]
I'm sorry about the way I acted last night.
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Um.. no, it's cool. I mean, you didn't do anything. I was being a jerk.
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[He shrugged a shoulder before smiling and heading for the kitchen.]
Hope you like bacon and eggs.
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Yeah, bacon and eggs is good. You, uh, gonna put some pants on?
[Because he was curious to see what he'd look like if he turned around. Hey, he'd felt something poking him...]
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Would you rather me put on pants?
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No. No. That's, ah... that's fine.
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You know, you have a cellphone. If you like looking so much you could just take a picture.
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I'm not whipping my phone out for only a half-nude shot.
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Would you rather it be a full nude?
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