Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!
[He could, if he took a minute to process that he was still laying on Derek.
When it actually seeped in where he was, he froze, eyes wide and head turning in slow motion to peer down at... yep. He was lying on Derek. And that wasn't a gun in his pocket.]
[He smiled a bit before turning them, rolling Stiles beneath him for a moment. He stared down at Stiles before getting up and sitting on the edge of the bed.]
[Well. Okay. They were rolling. And... hello, Derek on top of him. Brown eyes wide, he stared up at him and had to wonder at that big of disappointment that he got up and sat away from him.]
Um.. no, it's cool. I mean, you didn't do anything. I was being a jerk.
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When it actually seeped in where he was, he froze, eyes wide and head turning in slow motion to peer down at... yep. He was lying on Derek. And that wasn't a gun in his pocket.]
Oh.
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[He smiled a bit before turning them, rolling Stiles beneath him for a moment. He stared down at Stiles before getting up and sitting on the edge of the bed.]
I'm sorry about the way I acted last night.
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Um.. no, it's cool. I mean, you didn't do anything. I was being a jerk.
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[He shrugged a shoulder before smiling and heading for the kitchen.]
Hope you like bacon and eggs.
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Yeah, bacon and eggs is good. You, uh, gonna put some pants on?
[Because he was curious to see what he'd look like if he turned around. Hey, he'd felt something poking him...]
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Would you rather me put on pants?
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No. No. That's, ah... that's fine.
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You know, you have a cellphone. If you like looking so much you could just take a picture.
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I'm not whipping my phone out for only a half-nude shot.
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Would you rather it be a full nude?
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Maybe.
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[He fingered the elastic band of his boxer briefs, chuckling softly.]
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How much more?
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[He gave a shrug of his shoulder before laughing and pushing the band down slightly.]
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[Did his voice just break? God, what was he, twelve?]
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Better?
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Uh...
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Are you sure you're okay with this?
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[Not that he'd ever taken the time to look. Or had something quite so close.]
You, uh... yeah. I'm good.
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[He sat next to Stiles on the bed, looking at him.]
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[A squeak as Derek sat down, but he didn't move away.]
I'm just not used to, ah, nudity. So close up. Very close.
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No. No, really. I'm fine. It's just, ah, a bit new. I mean, the only male body I'm used to is my own and it's not... that.
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