sexting

[pancaked]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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[sourwolfhale]

What if I don't punch you? What if I kiss you instead?

[teenyoda]

I don't know? Not exactly like it's something I expect from you.

[sourwolfhale]

Come over. I'll show you a different side of me then.

[teenyoda]

Why do I feel like you're setting me up for a really bad joke?

[sourwolfhale]

I am not setting you up!

[teenyoda]

Turn on the vid.

[sourwolfhale]

Turn on what?

[teenyoda]

Turn on the video function of your phone. Video call. So I can see there's no one there waiting to jump me.

[sourwolfhale]

[There are a few minutes before the video call went in and Derek pops up looking confused.]

[teenyoda]

[He looked and saw Derek looking... drunk.]

Dude, you are so wasted.

[sourwolfhale]

[He made a face before slumping down on the bed.]

I'm not that bad anymore. Sobering up.

[He turned the phone, showing the entire loft and that it was empty.]

[teenyoda]

So when did Derek Hale become super irresponsible. You realize you can get alcohol poisoning now, right?

[sourwolfhale]

I only had half a bottle of coconut rum. It was something Lydia gave me.

[teenyoda]

Yeah? And why would she do that? You guys having touching feelings conversations.

[sourwolfhale]

I asked her what would be good to drink. She gave me the bottle from her house.


So now will you come over?

[teenyoda]

That's nice of her.

[And oddly suspicious.]

You're not feeling pukey, are you? Because I'm really not up to holding your hair back.

[sourwolfhale]

[He glared at the camera before shaking his head.]

I'll see you tomorrow, Stiles.

[teenyoda]

You're pretty sensitive when you're drunk. Does it make you grow boobs?

[Now someone's just being a shit.]

[sourwolfhale]

[There is only so much teasing someone will take before they're done and Stiles has finally found that line for Derek. So all he gets is another glare before the call is ended and Derek dumps his phone into the bedside table. Stiles can come over or not, but Derek is not picking up his phone again.]

[teenyoda]

[Aww. Drunk Derek's a big baby. But curiosity and the need to continue teasing the de-powered wolf had him showing up twenty minutes later, head poking in the door.]

Deeeeerek...

[sourwolfhale]

[Well Stiles is in for a surprise. Derek wasn't asleep...yet anyways. No, he hadn't actually figured Stiles would show so he had stripped down to his low cut boxer briefs and was sprawled out on the bed on his stomach with his eyes clothes. Well, until he heard Stiles calling out.]

I'm laying down. Fuck off.

[It was grumbled, still unhappy about being teased.]

[teenyoda]

[Stiles laughed. Finally, they were on even ground.]

Oh, come on. You can threaten me and push me around but you can't take a little teasing? What kind of werewolf are you?

[sourwolfhale]

[He turned his head and have him a look.]

Not one, remember? Kate messed me up. And please remind me never to tell you anything. If I had wanted to be teased I would have messaged Peter.

[He shrugged slightly.]

I expected rejection, not to feel like an idiot.

[teenyoda]

[He moved further into the apartment, looking at the sulking werewolf on the bed.]

You're still a werewolf, you idiot. She just did something to turn it off for a bit. We can fix it.

[sourwolfhale]

What if we can't? What if I'm stuck like this?

[He watched Stiles before pushing himself up, turning and sitting up, leaning back against the wall.]