Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!
[There is only so much teasing someone will take before they're done and Stiles has finally found that line for Derek. So all he gets is another glare before the call is ended and Derek dumps his phone into the bedside table. Stiles can come over or not, but Derek is not picking up his phone again.]
[Aww. Drunk Derek's a big baby. But curiosity and the need to continue teasing the de-powered wolf had him showing up twenty minutes later, head poking in the door.]
[Well Stiles is in for a surprise. Derek wasn't asleep...yet anyways. No, he hadn't actually figured Stiles would show so he had stripped down to his low cut boxer briefs and was sprawled out on the bed on his stomach with his eyes clothes. Well, until he heard Stiles calling out.]
I'm laying down. Fuck off.
[It was grumbled, still unhappy about being teased.]
[It seemed that Derek hadn't been joking about kissing him. He felt himself pulled in against a mostly naked body, his eyes wide in surprise as Derek kissed him. Wow. Okay. That was... unexpected. Which was dumb since Derek had said he'd do it, but still...]
I don't hate you. I mean, I used to. Maybe? I don't know. I was definitely scared of you. Now it's... different. I just wasn't, ah, this kind of came out of left field, you know?
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[And oddly suspicious.]
You're not feeling pukey, are you? Because I'm really not up to holding your hair back.
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I'll see you tomorrow, Stiles.
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[Now someone's just being a shit.]
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Deeeeerek...
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I'm laying down. Fuck off.
[It was grumbled, still unhappy about being teased.]
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Oh, come on. You can threaten me and push me around but you can't take a little teasing? What kind of werewolf are you?
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Not one, remember? Kate messed me up. And please remind me never to tell you anything. If I had wanted to be teased I would have messaged Peter.
[He shrugged slightly.]
I expected rejection, not to feel like an idiot.
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You're still a werewolf, you idiot. She just did something to turn it off for a bit. We can fix it.
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[He watched Stiles before pushing himself up, turning and sitting up, leaning back against the wall.]
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You mean have him bite me?
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[He shrugged before looking at Stiles and then reaching out, dragging him down onto the bed.]
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[Okay. That was... unexpected. He pushed himself up and gave Derek a look.]
What was that for?
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Because I wanted to.
[It was soft as he leaned in and pressed his lips against Stiles'.]
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Sorry I shouldn't have done that without asking.
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I kind of thought you were joking.
[Sure. Right. Derek joke...]
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[He shrugged a shoulder, looking down at his hands.]
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[Stiles was red, cheeks flaming as he looked down at his own hands, trying to figure out how to say... anything, really.]
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[Awkward. God, why were emotions so difficult.]
I don't hate you. I mean, I used to. Maybe? I don't know. I was definitely scared of you. Now it's... different. I just wasn't, ah, this kind of came out of left field, you know?
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But...I mean do you...is there...
[He sighed, brushing his fingers through his hair.]
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I... don't know? It's not something I thought about before. Not with the whole teeth in throat thing.
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