A Sock with a Hole
07 December 2013 @ 09:35 am
the bodyguard meme
never let her out of your sight. never let your guard down.
You're a pop star, or a royal, or maybe even the last of your kind who will bring about the Earth's redemption. Whatever the case may be, you're in a position that may be a bit dicey if you attract the wrong kind of attention.

And you're a bodyguard, a soldier, a knight - a protector. Somehow, you've been roped into protecting this person. You'll be rewarded, of course. The work may be cut out for you, but just do your job, keep your head down, and it'll go smooth.

Except for when the two of you break the bounds of professionalism and feelings begin to flourish. Being in such close quarters may get you to see the other in a different light, and saving someone's life just may be the ultimate form of intimacy.

Could this be the real danger? To feel so strongly for the one you've sworn to protect...are you compromised?


How to Play
1. Comment with your character and preferences, being sure to put if you want to play the guard, the guarded, or either. Also, you may want to put if you prefer fluffy, angsty, or smutty interaction - or have no preference.
2. Comment to others.
3. There are no prompts, because there are so many potential options there could be a hundred. Feel free to play anything: the beginnings of the relationship, just meeting, getting used to each other/not getting along at first, the obligatory first time, a threat on the protected's life and how their protector responds, how the feelings between the two has changed the protection, etc. Your only limit is you.
never fall in love.
 
 
wrongs
07 December 2013 @ 09:37 am

The "Take Care" Meme
a shipping meme

Life is hard. You can go through rough patches and over bumps, and sometimes it feels as though you're definitely worse for the wear, both physically and mentally. It's nice to have someone - someone more than a friend - there for you in those times...even if you don't think you want them or deserve them. But they're here, and they'll take care of you.

How to Play:
* This is a shipping meme for more tender, soft moments, but a little more serious than your usual "fluff." It's for people who've been broken down by their experience and those who wish to heal them.
* Comment with your character/your preferences. You may also want to specify whether your character will be the one "cared for" or the one doing the "caring" + pertinent information, but for most effectiveness, it's best to be open to both.
* Comment around.
prompts )
 
 
¢αℓℓ ιт α ¢υяѕє
07 December 2013 @ 09:45 am
Three Types Of Love Meme (Expanded)



This meme deals with three types of love: angsty, sweet and twisted! Please note that there are triggers abound!

- Post your characters and include preferences (if any!)
- Others reply
- Go to
RNG and enter the numbers 1-3 to get a love type, then 1-20 to get a scene. Or just choose one that takes your fancy!
- Please respect if someone doesn't want to play a particular scene out and choose something else.
Prompts under here )
 
 
eightlazylegs
07 December 2013 @ 09:55 am


The Onsen Meme


An onsen (温泉?) is a term for hot springs in the Japanese language, though the term is often used to describe the bathing facilities and inns around the hot springs. As a vocanically active country, Japan has thousands of onsen scattered along its length and breadth. Onsen were traditionally used as public bathing places, and today play a central role in directing Japanese domestic tourism.

That sounds like a nice place, indeed! Let's see how "nice" is it. It can be a big one located not too far from the city, or a small one that doubles as the biggest/only hotel in a tiny village, but they all have things in common: a relatively quiet environment, great views, a staff that works hard to keep everything in check, and the chance to take some really good hot baths.

Potential Prompts:

I. The lounge. Because there's always a starting point! Check yourself in, rest for a while after your road trip, wait until your room is ready, see if you're the only visitor or there are other people like you. Or ask around about the story of this place, or the water's medicinal properties!

II. Before soaking! You just can't simply walk into Mordor an onsen. Bring your bath stuff (whether your own or the one provided in your room), strip down completely, wash yourself, relax under a shower spray, put on some cream or wash your hair if you wish. Maybe you can chit-chat with others if you're up to it! If you're a little shy, go get your big towel before you step into...

III. The hot springs themselves. Ah, isn't the hot water so relaxing? Now, how are the springs like? Are they divided by gender, or there's only one huge soaking pool? Are these indoor or outdoor spas, or maybe even both? Are you alone in there, or someone else is enjoying it? Depending on where the onsen is, you might see some animals around! Who knows!

IV. Late night bathing. Meh, you just didn't feel like going straight into the pools. Or your arrival wasn't exactly on time. Or you came with a large group and only NOW your friends are letting you go. Doesn't matter: now you're free to soak under the starry sky.

V. Around the hot springs. Are you waiting for the springs to be emptier so you won't have to share space? There are other things you can do, certainly! Playing table tennis is always an option, or maybe you could see if they have vending machines. Or maybe this particular onsen is a part of a bigger resort, let's check on what else it can offer!

VI. Inside the building.Now you feel like spending your time inside the building. Or maybe it's getting late, or the weather's not as good as you thought it'd be. Whatever your reason is, you're now clad in your yukata and jacket and stepping in. You may want see what the common room offers (TV, music, books, etc.), or sneak into the dining room to try getting something to eat.

VII. Your own room. You didn't just pay for some time at the springs, but also for a place to spend the night. So now you're upstairs, still in your yukata, and pondering your options. Maybe you're hungry and want some dinner delivered there, from local snacks to a full kaiseki-like meal? Maybe you're tired and want to sleep, but your roommate/s are still up and making some noise? Or you're lucky enough to have your own private open-air bath!

VIII. Working at the onsen. Either you've just taken a part-time/full time job to earn a living, or you've been there for years already and everyone knows you, or your family owns the onsen so you've always been around. There's a reason why your place has a good fame, so you must work hard for the prestige and the yens... Oh wow, someone got drunk and there's a mess! It's food time, so the dining hall is at full capacity! Yay there's a filming/TV crew, maybe you can use this as an excuse to peek on the newest celebrities! Just smile and do your work well.

IX. Obligatory Wildcard

[Meme borrowed from here, with some alterations.]
 
 
07 December 2013 @ 11:26 am

THE HENTAI TROPES MEME

NOT JUST FOR ANIME ANYMORE.
HERE, for animus, live actions, comics, cartoons, vidyas, books...oh my! @ [community profile] the_love_hotel
 
 
squarepants
Ask A Question; Get An Answer.


STEP ONE: Post here with a question your character wants answered. Maybe they need advice on their love life? Maybe they just want a good no-bake pie crust? Maybe they want to know how best to order a hit on their ex?

STEP TWO: Respond to other people.

STEP THREE: ???

STEP FOUR: Profit.
 
 
Stephen Hart
07 December 2013 @ 03:36 pm
THE ALPHA/BETA/OMEGA MEME


In our world, sexual roles are commonly defined by genders -- male or female or other, by sexualities -- gay or straight, bi or asexual or in-between. But what if they were defined by something else entirely? 

Alpha/Beta/Omegaverse is a fusion of fanfiction tropes and animalistic behavior. In this world, sexual roles are divided into three categories: the Alphas (the dominant, the protective and the aggressive), the Betas (ordinary humans) and the Omegas (submissive, fertile and able to carry children).
RESOURCES:
Fanlore on the Alpha/Beta/Omegaverse 
Alphas, Betas and Omegas: A primer.
CONTENT WARNING: Below the cut contains descriptions of animalistic sexual behavior as applied to humans, situations of dubious consent, explicit situations, mpreg, and scenarios of societal oppression. Click with caution! 

Read more... )
 
 
RED Medic
07 December 2013 @ 05:22 pm
THE ACE ATTORNEY AU MEME



How it works:

1. Post with your character, putting their name, canon, and role (witness, defense attorney, prosecutor, etc) in subject line. Feel free to include preferences, a brief blurb about your character as this is an AU, and whatever else you feel is important!
2. Choose a prompt or just RNG it!
3. Thread out dumb lawyers/detectives/judges/witnesses/etc.
4. HAVE FUN.

Prompts:

1. Defense attorney: It's your first day on the job! Gosh, let's hope it's not a case that's way too difficult to deal with! ...what's that? It's a homicide case? Well shit.

Or maybe it's not your first day. Maybe you've been at this for a while. If so, how has it affected you? Do you truly care about justice? Or are you just in it to turn a paycheck?

2. Prosecution: The defense's worst nightmare. You fiend! How dare you use things like "logic" and "reason" and "common sense" to try and prove your point.

3. Witness: Whatever crime was committed, you were there to see it. ...okay, so part of it. A second of it? Were you even truly a witness, or are you just trying to throw everyone off base.

4. Detective: Wouldn't be an Ace Attorney meme without one of these. You know the drill, find evidence in order to figure out exactly what went down. Of course, it's always possible that you aren't exactly the good kind of detective, and I'm not talking about competency...

5. Police officer: Whether you're guarding one of the inmates before the trial, arresting someone, or acting as the bailiff, police officers are a necessary part of the franchise. Too bad they don't get much attention...

6. The defendant: For whatever reason, you're the one being charged for the crime. Were you framed? Were you just at the wrong place at the wrong time? Or are you truly guilty and deserve whatever's coming to you?
 
 
mapsincolor
07 December 2013 @ 05:37 pm

Oh no, mistletoe!

Image from http://www.localnomad.com/en/blog/2012/11/26/why-people-kiss-under-the-mistletoe-at-christmas/

 

SHOOT. Who put that there?! Well, you’re caught - pucker up!


How to Play

  1. Post your character and canon in the subject line
  2. Next person who responds is the one you’re caught under the mistletoe with!
  3. Go as awkward, sweet, or embarrassing as you like! (Quick cheek peck? Full French? Sure! But you have to kiss or the Nargles will get you!)
  4. Comment, Tag, and catch others under the mistletoe. Have fun!
 
 
Current Mood: amused
 
 
Every Repost is a Repost Repost
07 December 2013 @ 06:38 pm
The Wedding Meme


Want to RP a wedding? Want to RP something on the path to the wedding? Then this is your meme! Here's how it works:

1. Leave a comment here stating your character's name, series, your preferences, etc.
2. Find someone else to comment to.
3. Using the RNG, pick one of the following prompts.
4. Enjoy yourself!
Prompts here )
 
 
07 December 2013 @ 06:42 pm
The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the
RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.


Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.


Prompts behind here )
 
 
07 December 2013 @ 07:09 pm
DINNER AND A MOVIE MEME

RULES

★ Leave a comment with your character's name and fandom.
★ When replying to a character, RNG for two numbers between 1 and 8. The first number will be what type of restaurant your characters will be going for dinner, and the second will be what kind of movie your characters will be watching after.
★ Thread it out! At will (meaning whenever the heck you feel like it as many times as you want to), RNG for another number between 1 and 12. Your character will suddenly have the urge to do that action!

LISTS
LIST ONE: DINNER OPTIONS
01] fast food joint 
02] home-cooked meal
03] classy/expensive restaurant
04] local cafe 
05] old-style diner
06] buffet
07] picnic dinner
08] other

LIST TWO: MOVIE OPTIONS
01] Romantic
02] Animated
03] Adventure/Action
04] Horror
05] Sci-Fi
06] Tragedy
07] Comedy
08] Other

LIST THREE: RANDOM ACTIONS
01] kiss
02] hold hands
03] hug
04] slap
05] gift
06] grope
07] confess
08] insult
09] complement
10] cheesy pick-up line
11] accidentally perverted
12] other
 
 
07 December 2013 @ 07:58 pm
the intimate bathing meme;


Grooming is an important part of many species' rituals. It keeps them clean, healthy, and content. And a good bath? It can change the whole tone of a day from terrible to relaxed and blissful.

But nudity is sometimes viewed as a weakness - and it is almost always sexualized - so bathing is often kept a private matter. If you do share these moments with someone, they're almost always a significant other or a sexual partner.

Like you're doing now.

Whether it be after a battle or after sex (or before sex, even), the two of you are going to get clean. Be sure to help each other out with that, won't you? After all, there are places on the back that just can't be reached...

HOW TO PLAY:
  • Comment with your character, your prefs, etc.
  • If there are other grooming-related practices or kinks you'd like to include, like shaving, hair washing, mention them!
  • Reply to others!
 
 
Ami
07 December 2013 @ 08:03 pm

The Caving Adventure Meme






There are a whole lot of things about caves that can be scary, even for an experienced explorer. Caving is not the most dangerous sport but there are inherent risks, from falls to drowning to hypothermia to bad air, or even just getting trapped or lost. The potential adventures are limitless.

This is a meme and so you don't have to be accurate by any means, but for those unfamiliar with caving and who want to know more can visit this site, which gives an overview of some basic information that might answer questions or give you ideas! There are also several RNG options to get you started, or you can set up your own scenario from scratch.

Warning: This meme can potentially contain violence, gore, and upsetting situations, particularly for anyone who may be claustrophobic.


RNG Options )
 
 
It's a sock but not really
07 December 2013 @ 08:51 pm
The Bureau of Communications Meme


Is there something your character has always wanted to tell another, but never has? Do they want to apologize for something? Are they just a smartass and want to put it on paper? Well then, here's the meme for you! Here's how it works:

1) Post a blank comment
2) go to Bureau of Communication and fill out one of the forms to a character from yours
3) When you're done, hit "send via Email" at the top, then copy the image and reply to the relevant charater's blank comment
4) ?????????
5) Profit! (ノ✿⊙ヮ⊙)ノ*・゜゚・*☆
 
 
an ineffable plan
07 December 2013 @ 08:58 pm


texts from last night

you know the drill.
 
 
Play With Me?
07 December 2013 @ 09:53 pm
The Underworld Meme



Perhaps you fought bravely and fell in battle defending innocents. Maybe you were a tyrant who's just been given your comeuppance. Maybe you have another reason for seeking out the place beyond death.

Whatever happened, you're here now. What next?



They may be going to Hell, but at least they aren't standing still. )

As per the "everything goes" nature of many depictions of the underworld, threads in this meme may include triggering content. Please remember to note any limits in your thread openers if particular content causes you problems.