06 December 2013 @ 07:21 am
IT STARTED WITH A KISS

How to play
① Tag in with your name/series.
② Go to RNG and roll 1-10. That's your scenario!
③ Tag around!
④ Have fun. :)


Scenarios

ACCIDENTAL. Did someone shove you on the subway? Were you standing too close and did one of you trip? Oops, this is awkward!
PASSIONATE. You love this person so much that it's impossible to hold yourself in check any more!
GENTLE. They knew it was coming, you knew it was too late to back out. Trouble is, you're having a lot of FEELINGS.
GIGGLY. How are you supposed to kiss them when neither of you can stop laughing?
SMOOTH. You couldn't have been smoother with that smooch if you were whisked with fruit, dashed with milk and served over the counter.
DANGEROUS. This really isn't the time to be getting romantic! If it goes wrong, you can always blame the adrenaline, right? Right.
SAD. Remember: a wet kiss is a memorable kiss, even if it isn't a good one.
TEASING. The tables have turned: this time, they will be the one left wanting more.
PAINFUL. Clinked teeth? Banged foreheads? Well done, Romeo, now you both share the same sore distraction.
LINGERING. You just ... can't ... stop. Uh oh.


 
 
06 December 2013 @ 07:31 am


There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind.


Everybody knows about them: love triangles. Or, as they may be, love lines - some characters fall for those who just have their attentions elsewhere. Whatever the case may be, it's just painful. They're not into you the way you're into them, and it's always hurtful to be in that sad state, pining away.

But it doesn't always have to be that way.

Maybe there's somebody who cares for them the way they care for the objection of their affection. A dedicated friend harboring secret feelings? An admirer from afar? Someone who's always supported them? It's someone they'll never see if they can't open their eyes and notice what's in really front of them...and move on.

This meme is for that moving on, those "second choice" pairings. It's for growing and developing and learning that we can't always get what we want, but sometimes we get what need. It's not for first loves; it for last loves. Perhaps not even love, just something better than unrequited desire. And, of course, it's for people who want to play those kind of pairings in a meme setting, having their character getting over their pointless, unhealthy love and get someone better, whether it be serious, crack, cross-canon, AU --- anything goes!

How to Play
  • Comment with your character and preferences. You may want to include whether or not your character is more likely to be the spurned/rejected or the "second choice"/admirer. Include any other information you find relevant, too.
  • Don't feel relegated only to canon positions! If none of this applies to your character, make things up. What makes sense with their personality? What do you want to play?
  • Comment out and be inventive. This is open to all sorts of everything, so don't be afraid of doing a crossover with plenty of juicy backstory to it; ooc talk is fine, too.
  • Since this meme is so freeform, there are no prompts to box you in. It could go in so many ways! However, here are some directions to inspire you and get you started:
    • Rejected by the ever elusive object of affection.
    • Cheering up someone after their rejection, complete with angsty thoughts of "oh, why don't you see me?! I'm the one who really cares!"
    • Wondering if you should divulge your feelings.
    • Confession
    • Realization
    • Deciding to give someone new a try.
    • Proving your love.
    • "I won't be your second choice!"
    • Dating and other romance.
    • Obligatory smut direction.
    • Friendship rather than romance.



 
 
luuupin
06 December 2013 @ 12:07 pm



the unresolved sexual tension meme


Oh my god, there is nothing more frustrating than when you want to kiss someone and press them against a wall, but for some reason, you can’t—or when you see two people who are obviously in love and you want to shove them into a room already. What is preventing you two from getting together? Can anyone end this?


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06 December 2013 @ 06:57 pm
MIDFUCK MEME

♋Respond with your character(s) and put their name and canon in the subject bar. (You can make blank comments with < ! >. Remove the spaces).
♋ Respond to other character(s) with your own as if you are right in the middle of having sex. How did it happen? Who started it? Who is topping who? All that matters is they are in the middle of it.
♋ Want to add some direction and maybe a little kink? Take a spin on the Random Number Generator to give yourself a location. (Change the max from 100 to "10").
♋ Have fun threading out hot sex. Maybe they'll want another go, afterward.~
 
1. Between These Sheets
It's traditional and cliche, but we all know that beds in these kind of situations can come in handy.~

2. Sex On the Beach
Hot sand, cool water, sunrise or sunset, all you know if you don't care where you might be getting dirty as long as it's fun.

3. On Wheels
Car in a parking lot, truck on the road, motorcycle on the side of the highway, maybe even in the back of a carriage on your way home from the ball. Have fun smutting it up when you should be on the road.

4. There's More Than Hot Water Here
You're pressed against the wall of the shower, clinging to the sides of that bathtub, or maybe even holding on the stairs of that indoor pool. Too bad you'll have to get clean all over again.

5. My Body Is Your Bread
Crucifixes, altars, and confessionals, but this isn't the kind of worship you had in mind. Or is it?

6. Getting Creative With Furniture
Who said beds are the only nice furniture in the house? Couches, walls, tables, desks, any space can fit your needs for the moment. And don't forget the office, too. Just make sure your coworkers don't hear you.

7. Try This On For Size
You're in the changing room, but you're not trying on those clothes when you have enough to take off. Maybe that outfit did really make you look good enough to eat.

8. Shhhhhh, this Is the Good Part
It's dark and the only light is from the silver screen. But you're not paying attention to it so much as the person your came with--or met when you got there.

9. A Quickie Behind the Tree
A private place? Who needs one when you have a forest, or a park, or even an alley right there beside that building. You're outside and you don't care who could walk by.

10. We Have Ways of Making You Scream.
Dark, damp, and maybe even a little musty, but this dungeon is full of surprises. Those chains and whips could come in handy
 
 
At Your Service
The Happy Ending Meme
-or-
The Person I Need Meme

Boy, the characters we love sure go through a lot, don't they? Epic battles, crapsack worlds, evil villains...or maybe they are the evil villains, no judgement here...or the terrible dreck of mundane living. It's rough out there. And don't even get me started on romantic relationships! It's dead love interests and forever alones all around if it's not will-they-won't-they shenanigans.

Now, it's time to kill those two birds with one stone. Yes, that's right. Your characters will be getting the happy ending that they deserve (or don't, whichever), with the person they need to make them happy. Or as happy as they can be.

The catch?

Well, what you want isn't always what you need. Maybe your character's idea of their happy ending, I.E. being surrounded by the corpses of their dead enemies, isn't exactly the most healthy of things. Instead, what they'll be getting is what will lead them into being a more stable person in the long run. But who knows? If your character's ideal is domestic bliss, that may be what they get...if's that what they need.

The same thing applies to the person they've come together with, somehow, the person who will share their happy ending with. Your character's mouth may say their dream girl is "buxom stripper who will follow my every whim," but what they REALLY need to ground them is a nice girl who won't put up with their crap, or someone kind but plain -

You get the picture. Sometimes, the last thing you want comes in first; sometimes, the first thing you want never comes. But that doesn't mean your ending can't be happy.

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character and your preferences (m/m, m/f, f/f, etc). You may also want to mention if smut is cool with you or not.
  • BE SURE IN YOUR COMMENT to include what your character needs, describing the kind of person, etc, so people who are not canon-familiar or those who aren't sure what you'd like will know.
  • Blank comments won't be deleted, but they're not encouraged.
  • Play fluff - or whatever passes for fluff. Contentment, maybe? Comfort?
 
 
the unexpected, unlikely, unconventional,
opposite (not so unresolved) UST smut meme

Beauty and the Beast. Bulma and Vegeta. Bert and Ernie. Some of fiction's greatest couples and romances haven't been the expected, love at first type sorts (at least not mutual love at first sight...). There's something more fulfilling in the UST and undisclosed desires that come from the pairing of the opposite, the unlikely, or the unexpected, like two hotheads, a geek and a bad girl, an evil villain and a pure-hearted heroine. And you know what's even better? The realization of all that tension - maybe even tension you never realized before.

This meme is for examining the sexual aspects of an opposites attract or unexpected pairing. Have these two been together despite all the odds, or is this the first burst of realization that "hey, I want to fuck you like an animal?" Whatever the case may be (genuine affection, sexual attraction, a one-night stand, an attempt to ruin them - I mean what), you're together in the Biblical sense.

Remember, though, there's lots of ways to interpret this meme. "Opposites" doesn't necessarily have to mean opposite personality. It can be radically different upbringings, worldviews, species, sexual experience, and a plethora of other things you can think of. Unexpected gives you a whole world of options, and unlikely can mean characters from radically different canons that you've never even thought of throwing together.

So have fun! Go out on a limb and be adventurous. Just don't be too crazy---

Riiiiiight

HOW TO PLAY
» Comment with your character and preferences. Also, you may want to include a tiny blurb about your character (something like "Dumbass-kun is a jerk who wants to kill all the bad guys who murdered his family. He doesn't like anything because he's a jerk").
» Comment to other people. Go for the unconventional. Try someone you know nothing about!
» Play you some smut.

 
 
lamb_chop
06 December 2013 @ 08:01 pm

Word Games Meme

This Meme is made up of several different kinds of word games.

1) Post with your character, putting preferences in the subject line
2) Others go to RNG for which game to play or just pick one
3) For whatever number was rolled, now those two characters are playing that word game
4) Mingle! Tag someone new to you or fandoms you normally wouldn't

OPTIONS:

1) Speak with Words of One Sound: In this game words must not have more than one syl - sound. The first one to use a word with more than one sound will lose.

2) Starts with "_": in this game, go to RLG to determine which letter is the blank. Now, every sentence must start with a word that starts with that letter. Next, who knows, but this letter was "N".

3) Books That Sound More Interesting with the Final Letter Knocked-off: Take the last letter off the last word of a book title. (For instance Of Mice and Men becomes Of Mice and Me, Three Men in a Boat becomes Three Men in a Boa.)  Feel free to discuss what a book with the new title might contain.

4) Impromptu Tribute to Dr. Seuss: Say things that are happy or things that are sappy, just say things that rhyme the entire time.

5) Random Word in a Sentence: Using the random word generator, whatever word is generated must be worked into the next comment in a spoken sentence. Please bold the word so others know what word you were given. To plague you with difficulties, make sure the sentence still makes sense in context of the conversation.

Meme developed by me, all credit where due, please. Some games taken from the Radio Series Cabin Pressure.
 
 
06 December 2013 @ 08:09 pm


AKA: THE BATTLEFIELD MEME

1. Go to Random.org's coin flipper and flip that coin.
2. Heads, you are now on one side of the conflict. Tails, you are on the other.
3. Comment with your character name, fandom, and which side you're on in your subject line.
4. Don't leave your initial comments blank. Create a scene. Set things up. Are you in a foxhole? Pinned down by enemy gunfire? Enjoying a quiet cigarette while the mecha troops of the other side are momentarily stilled? Give people something to work off of in their initial tag to you, even if it's only one or two lines.
5. Tag around. Tag your allies (those whose coin flip landed on the same side as yours), tag your enemies (those who flipped opposite you).

Note that nobody said you had to be a willing participant in this conflict. Be a draftee, be a deserter, be a noncombatant who's found themselves caught up by the war. Be a medic, be a general. Be reluctant allies, be lovers torn apart by principle, be old school rivals who are pleased as punch to have an excuse to shoot at each other.

There are no RNG prompts. There are no limits to what kind of war, when or where it takes place. Do as you please, and be excellent to one another!

From here.
 
 
Play With Me?
06 December 2013 @ 08:31 pm


Water dominates so much of our existence. We drink it to live, and the sound of it calms us when we're distressed. But as soothing as it is, it can also destroy. It can drown us. It can erode our homes and move entire continents. It is pure peace and abject terror all at once.

What will your experience be?


Nothing is softer or more flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it. )
 
 
unacceptaaaaaaaaaable
06 December 2013 @ 09:49 pm

The Sex Counter Meme

It's something almost everyone thinks about at some point or another; How much sex have I had in comparison to everyone else?

This is the time to find out.

a) Post your character to the meme with the standard junk.

b) Whatever they're doing, they now have any combination of three numbers proudly on display on their chests:

Red: Total times they've had sex.

Blue: Total number of sexual partners.

Green: Total number of offspring.

c) Everyone automatically knows what the numbers mean just by seeing them, Play out reactions by tagging others.
 
 
06 December 2013 @ 10:09 pm
 The Cross My Heart Meme

When only a dysfunctional relationship will do.
Rules
1. Post with a character, put the name and canon in the subject line. In the body of the comment, give your preferences and some if possible some information about the character.
2. Respond to others and roleplay a dysfunctional relationship.
3. Feel free to take inspiration/scenes from the list below or write your own prompt. 

Scenarios

1. 
Try to tell you 'no', but my body keeps on telling you 'yes'.   
You absolutely, positively do NOT want to sleep with this person again.  So why the heck do you keep waking up with their underwear on your bedpost?

2. What happens when a tornado meets a volcano.  Maybe you're just too different to see eye to eye.  Or maybe you're just too alike and no one's going to compromise.  Either way, your battle of wills looks more like World War 3 than a lover's spat.  

3. All your love is revenge.   You don't know why you're together.  You don't know how to be apart.  But is whatever that's making you stay with this person worth all the misery?

4. I would die for you baby (but you won't do the same).  Ever love someone so much you'd take a bullet for them?  What if you want to find out if they would do the same for you?  It's not that crazy to demand the same kind of devotion from your lover, right?  After all, it's only fair.  You aren't obsessed, you're just in love.

5.  Somewhere along in the bitterness.  Where did things go wrong?  You started out so in love, so attached, and now it seems like things are falling apart.  Can the relationship be fixed or is this where you both stare awkwardly at each other and decide who gets the CDs and who gets the goldfish?

6. You let me complicate you.  You're not good for them.  You're corrupting them, you're ruining their life, you're causing them pain, even if you never meant to.  Why are they still hanging around?

7. I don't care if you really care as long as you don't go.  So there's no love in the relationship.  But there's so many other reasons to stay together, right?  Sometimes having a lover is more important than being a lover.

8. I will go down with this ship.  It's been over a long time and your lover has moved on.  But you're never going to give up the hope that they might come back to you.  Love is supposed to be forever.
 
 
goshdarnsocks
06 December 2013 @ 10:15 pm
 
♥The BAD Pickup Line Meme♥







1- Post with your character! Include your characters name, series, and any personal prefs you have.

2- Your character has gotten the sudden urge to use the worst pickup line imaginable on the next
person they see (aka those other people you will be tagging!) whether they like it or not.

○Make up your own line or generate one!



3- See where things go from there!



Bonus Points for hitting on someone completely random, someone you've
never tagged before or someone way out of your character's normal
preferences or comfort zone!