THE SEX COUNTER MEME

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The Sex Counter Meme
It's something almost everyone thinks about at some point or another; How much sex have I had in comparison to everyone else?

This is the time to find out.

a) Post your character to the meme with the standard junk.

b) Whatever they're doing, they now have any combination of three numbers proudly on display on their chests:

Red: Total times they've had sex.

Blue: Total number of sexual partners.

Green: Total number of offspring.

c) Everyone automatically knows what the numbers mean just by seeing them, Play out reactions by tagging others.

Comments

Jack Horner | Fables

[originaljackass]

This is somewhere over a million

This is in the tens of thousands.

And this one is in the hundreds, which Jack finds the most baffling of all.

He's a thousand years old. He gets around.

I hope this is...ok. I'm voice testing and would be tickled pink if it's cool with you to thread...

[spirit_says_so]

[Do you see this look, Jack? It's in response to all those lovely numbers on you.]

Oh, Great Spirit. Of course.

Dr. River Song | Doctor Who | OTA

[riverborntorun]

108

6

0

Feda Gandamak | OC

[notbloodylikely]

The basics!

Any age, your choice or leave it up to me.

[17]

102

18

1

[18]

107

20

1

[28]

1334

124

17

Regulus Black || Harry Potter

[theheartofleo]

Marauder's Era (Age 17)

57
15
0

AU!Reg (Let's set him at the start of PoA so he'd be 32-33ish)

353
183
0

((ooc: Let's just say Reg doesn't have any sexual hangups... Also, there was a lot of guesstimating going on.))

Makoto Tachibana | Free! | OTA

[sixfeet]

0

0

0

[Pretty easy.]

[eldsins]

You poor thing. We should fix that.

[ Trust him, bro. He's a fairy god. ]

Sofia Sinclair | OC | OTA

[trigram]

0

0

0

[moet]

You poor thing.

poppy palmer | oc

[moet]

I've lost count.

...do I look like the sort of girl who puts notches on her bedpost?

1 0


[ ooc: she's a call-girl and a mercenary with little to no conscious, so... yeeeah. ]

atlas || bioshock || ota

[who_is]

467

29

6

[ yes, he is extremely baffled by that last number. ]

[sebastian]

Surprised it ain't the other way around, chum.

[ what ]

Parasoul | Skullgirls

[princessinchief]

11
4
0

Ah, yes. Because this was information that so desperately needed to be shared.

Bryce Banner | AU!MCU | OTA.

[incrediblebanner]

~1##
2
0

[ooc: ...she's had one committed relationship and one one-night stand okay.]

[chickfury]

...I'm not sure what to do with this information now that I have it.

Harry Potter - Harry Potter

[hpotter]

0

0

0

I've been a little busy with other things.

[grandtheftmecha]

Lemme guess - saving the world.

[movingrightalong]

[ oi, his counter keeps changing. That's time for you, full of possibilities. For the moment though, it reads the following. ]

10.33332

8

2.5

doctor i'm sorry

[moet]

10.33332? Do you have trouble finishing or something?

Anderson Havoc | OC

[inkedmayhem]

0

0

0

That's right. I'm a fuckin' stud.

Oerba Yun Fang | Final Fantasy XIII Compilation

[raindownthesky]

0

0

0

Trust me. If I had the time, and found the right person, that number would be one more than it is. Unfortunately, I've been a bit busy holding up an entire planet...

[princessinchief]

That sounds a good bit more important than . . . well, just about anything else. It would be ridiculous for anyone to blame you.

Not that it's really anyone's business in the first place, of course.

Kurloz Makara | Homestuck | OTA

[theprinceofsilence]

6

2

0

_{[And really, does any of this surprise you even a little bit?]}

Dave Strider | Homestuck | OTA

[godofturntablism]

2

1

0 _{[but he's sterile anyway because lab-spawned so doesn't matter how high the top numbers are, he's never gonna have a kid unless it's lab-spawned in kind.]}

rosalina nurumi | oc | ota

[kissfromarose]

0

0

0

( eryup. but 1, 1 if ads!verse )

Chang Wufei | Gundam Wing

[chang_wufei]

1
1
0

Or! If in universe with braidedwonder...

100
2
0

Arthur Kirkland (England) | Hetalia

[english_dignity]

Higher than below
Pretty high damn number
Fuzzy and unreadable

Seras Victoria | Hellsing

[notremignonette]

0
0
0

[grandtheftmecha]

Hello, I'm an expert, I can help.

Treize Khushrenada | Gundam Wing

[rose_and_sword]

37
4
1

[Don't mind him, just raising an eyebrow at that last one. Since when?]

Kurama | Yu Yu Hakusho

[silvered_thief]

Pretty high number
Almost as high as above
Fairly high

[And he has no shame.]

Re: Kurama | Yu Yu Hakusho

[chang_wufei]

[Raises an eyebrow at the numbers, doubtful until he sees that smug look. No, that's not faked.]

You seem rather proud of that number.

Soubi Agatsuma | Loveless | M/M

[notquitebeloved]

1
1
0

Xī Zhaojun | Original Character | OTA

[retributior]

Over three hundred and fifty. (+350)

Over fifty five. (+55)

One. (1)

{ Yeah. She's not going to be discussing the last number anytime soon if she can get away with it. }

[grandtheftmecha]

That's at least fifty-five new people to be jealous of.

Claire Bennet | Heroes

[breakablegirl]

0

0

0

[Wow she hates this.]

[watchmaker]

We could fix that if you want.