THE SEX COUNTER MEME

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The Sex Counter Meme
It's something almost everyone thinks about at some point or another; How much sex have I had in comparison to everyone else?

This is the time to find out.

a) Post your character to the meme with the standard junk.

b) Whatever they're doing, they now have any combination of three numbers proudly on display on their chests:

Red: Total times they've had sex.

Blue: Total number of sexual partners.

Green: Total number of offspring.

c) Everyone automatically knows what the numbers mean just by seeing them, Play out reactions by tagging others.

Comments

[retributior]

It's good to have someone like that, no? I wish I knew the same feeling these days but alas. { A little sigh and she shrugs, looking a little sad. Whether it was true or not is anyone's guess. }

Traveling doesn't actually allow me to make connections with people.

[grandtheftmecha]

I bet it is. You'll get a chance to settle down, though, right?

[retributior]

Hopefully. I have a few arrangements to settle before I can do that.

{ Yet she lets a thoughtful pause occur, as if something just came to mind. } ... But tonight I like to think I have a chance to relax. One way or another.

[grandtheftmecha]

Heh. Well, let's take our time with that then. [ Sitting back are they sitting? Sure. ]

Wanna get a drink?

[retributior]

Why not? { As if she needs to think this one. All she has at the end of this is her hotel room and some passports she needs to finish counterfeiting. }

Hour's still young and it would be a shame not to grab the opportunity to share a drink with you. Anything you're interested in particular?

[grandtheftmecha]

I'll take anything you're up for. I'm not picky.

[retributior]

Excellent.

{ She raises her hand to order them some drinks, halts the action midway when a thought occurs to her. } How about we make this a bit more interesting for the both of us, hm?

[grandtheftmecha]

[ Katina cocks her head. ]

Go on. I like interesting.

[retributior]

A drinking game. We take a shot every time we... Hmmm. Use a word that has the letter 'E' in it while we talk.

Wouldn't that be fun to do? I'm open to suggestions of course.

[grandtheftmecha]

That's more my friend Excellen's speed but if you don't mind someone you'll destroy... sure.

[retributior]

Now don't thinking in such a fashion is no way to go about this. Who knows what can occur in this sport of ours?

{ With that Zhaojun raises her hand up, signaling for the drinks to come and for the server to be quick, please. }

{ooc: if you want, we can timeskip a bit and, for hilarity's sake, zhaojun ends up losing because man she can ramble at times!}

[grandtheftmecha]

[ ooc: Pfft sure. Katina wins by being able to shut her mouth for a minute. ]

[retributior]

{ooc: Yay! Sounds good to me. Also sorry for the slowness. Holiday parties and stuff.}

And... And hm. Huh. Been a while, hm? { Oops! She takes two shots as a result, shaking her head at acknowledgement of how hard she's losing in this game.

It's been some time since they started this little game of theirs and Zhaojun is drunk as a result. Thank goodness she isn't one of the slobbering drunks or loud drunks. } How long ha--has our drinking begin?

{ Take a shot. }

[grandtheftmecha]

For a bit, I think. [ ...wow just not talking much is pretty awesome except she almost feels like she should drink more. ]

[retributior]

Not that isn't-- Isn't fair, you know. { Goodness. Trying to avoid letters that had 'E' in it was much, much harder than she thought it really was. No wonder her friend had such a rousing time doing it back in their country. }

This... This small turn of talk you'll do now and... You know. That word.

[grandtheftmecha]

No... no I don't actually. I drank... a bit too... so far.

[retributior]

Really? Oh damn. There I go again. And again.

{ Two more shots and she finally has to admit defeat by pushing her glass away. Pigs must by flying out there somewhere. }

Looks like you win, my dear.

[grandtheftmecha]

[ Katina grins, rests her elbow on the table, and leans on it. ]

Only because you talk way more than I do.

[retributior]

{ An airy wave of her hand and excuse you. She did not just hiccup now.

It just happened to be a bubble of air escaping from her through her mouth in an rhythmic and pitched fashion. }

I was trying to keep our conversation lively! And I guess I'm used to that. These days company is hard to find for me when traveling.

[grandtheftmecha]

[ Cute. ]

Not a lot of people are up for it huh? I can't really pull myself away either.

[retributior]

Maybe it's my age showing on my figure. { She gestures to her and her black dress.

A significant pause and Zhaojun looks at the clock in the near. Smiles in an almost-flirtatious manners. } Interesting. We've been doing this for a while but it seems we still have some time to kill.

... Interested in doing anything else for the evening?

[grandtheftmecha]

I dunno. [ Katina looks at that figure, and that black dress. She likes what she sees honestly. ]

We could always add another to that blue number.

[retributior]

That's an interesting proposal.

{ She tilts her head to the side, the smile similar to that of a cat that ate a canary while she produces her hotel key from somewhere on her person. } My hotel room is only meant for one person but... Perhaps it was good fortune I asked for a king's size bed. Interested in creating any conquests there?

[grandtheftmecha]

[ One person? Katina's used to the military anyways, sharing a king size with someone is child's play.

Conquests aside. ]

I think we'll see who conquers who.