THE SEX COUNTER MEME

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The Sex Counter Meme
It's something almost everyone thinks about at some point or another; How much sex have I had in comparison to everyone else?

This is the time to find out.

a) Post your character to the meme with the standard junk.

b) Whatever they're doing, they now have any combination of three numbers proudly on display on their chests:

Red: Total times they've had sex.

Blue: Total number of sexual partners.

Green: Total number of offspring.

c) Everyone automatically knows what the numbers mean just by seeing them, Play out reactions by tagging others.

Comments

[retributior]

Nothing more than good genes if I'm interpreting your question correctly.

{ And she leans a way a bit with a small smirk gracing her lips. Might or might not be daring for them to try and move closer. } Is there something so peculiar or conflicting about my appearance with the information you have at hand?

[grandtheftmecha]

[ Just a step closer, and around. ]

You don't look like you're out of your younger days, but good genes, huh? [ She raises an eyebrow. ] You're gorgeous either way.

[retributior]

I was quite lucky in that aspect. It seems Lady Luck likes to favor me at times.

Thank you. { A more genuine smile comes and goes on her face. } It takes one to know one, no?

[grandtheftmecha]

Ah jeez, you flatter me. I'm just another rough and tumble soldier myself.

[retributior]

A soldier? Someone else who has seen combat and fighting then? Isn't that interesting.

{ Her curiosity is now quipped and roused here. }

[grandtheftmecha]

Plenty of it. You too?

[ That's where that line of thought seemed to be leading her anyways. ]

[retributior]

Of course. Where I'm from, competitiveness can come in all sorts of form. Chess. Concert playing. Knife fights.

{ What? It was normal for her back then. } What of you? I assume that when you mean soldier, you're part of a faction or a group of some sort.

[grandtheftmecha]

A special military force, myself. Defending the human race and all.

[retributior]

How heroic. I'm being honest when I say this is the first time I've ever met an actual soldier.

[grandtheftmecha]

Well whatever you've heard, I can tell you we aren't all a bunch of loud, violent meat heads.

[retributior]

I wouldn't think of that for a second after talking to you. Not one bit. There is a difference between violence and necessary fighting.

[grandtheftmecha]

My temper doesn't exactly make me the shining example. Still, I'm glad to hear it.

[retributior]

Long as you know how to wield your temper, and your temper doesn't wield you, I see nothing wrong with that. You've gotten into trouble with it, I presume?

[grandtheftmecha]

A few times. I've got a buddy who knows when it's cool to try to keep me under control, though, so that helps.

[retributior]

Having a friend who is willing to keep you in check for the greater good is perhaps more than all the gold one can obtain. In my experience at least.

{ She looks around the room, trying to find a specific someone in the sea of awkward conversations and engaging chats. } Are they here?

[grandtheftmecha]

Haven't seen him around. It'd probably be pretty embarrassing, he's kinda quiet.

[retributior]

Ah. Opposites attract one another, I see. { There's something teasing in the way she says that. }

[grandtheftmecha]

Just a buddy. A comrade. Not like I'd expect him to put up with me in that kind of way.

[retributior]

Oh? Why is that? Is there some sort of--

Look at me. Asking such probing questions to someone I just met. I do apologize if these questions are too invasive.

[grandtheftmecha]

No, no, I'm pretty damn honest about most things.

[retributior]

Well... If you are sure about that: Is there some sort of underlying issue that I am not picking up between the two of you?

{ To make it sound less rude and, well, accusing, she adds, } Because from what I can tell, you both seem to be good matches for one another.

[grandtheftmecha]

Never really felt... I dunno, like, even if he's a partner, I'm still his superior officer and he's younger, so it'd feel weird. We're more siblingy?

[retributior]

Ah! Now I get it. It's more of familia and loyalty between the two of you. That's something I can understand, definitely.

[grandtheftmecha]

Yeah, yeah, it's more like that. Great guy though.

[retributior]

It's good to have someone like that, no? I wish I knew the same feeling these days but alas. { A little sigh and she shrugs, looking a little sad. Whether it was true or not is anyone's guess. }

Traveling doesn't actually allow me to make connections with people.