THE SEX COUNTER MEME

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The Sex Counter Meme
It's something almost everyone thinks about at some point or another; How much sex have I had in comparison to everyone else?

This is the time to find out.

a) Post your character to the meme with the standard junk.

b) Whatever they're doing, they now have any combination of three numbers proudly on display on their chests:

Red: Total times they've had sex.

Blue: Total number of sexual partners.

Green: Total number of offspring.

c) Everyone automatically knows what the numbers mean just by seeing them, Play out reactions by tagging others.

Comments

[chickfury]

...I'm not sure what to do with this information now that I have it.

[incrediblebanner]

"Nothing" would probably work well.

[chickfury]

Well, where is that fun in that?

[ There's a little roll of his shoulders.]

Honestly it's properly already in the file of yours. We do try to a keep a tab on those sort of things. [ Because shield is scary like that.]

[incrediblebanner]

- You keep a tab on my sex life?

[From the look on her face, this is the last thing she wants SHIELD keep an eye on.

Especially since she barely has a sex life now.]