THE SEX COUNTER MEME

[unacceptaaaaaaaaaable]

The Sex Counter Meme
It's something almost everyone thinks about at some point or another; How much sex have I had in comparison to everyone else?

This is the time to find out.

a) Post your character to the meme with the standard junk.

b) Whatever they're doing, they now have any combination of three numbers proudly on display on their chests:

Red: Total times they've had sex.

Blue: Total number of sexual partners.

Green: Total number of offspring.

c) Everyone automatically knows what the numbers mean just by seeing them, Play out reactions by tagging others.

Comments

[raindownthesky]

I just find it really hard to believe that those are the numbers. How...

4th Wall? What's that?

[trigram]

My creator is a sadist. [She shrugs] Fortunately for me, she realizes she's gone too far and took some pity. Those zeroes aren't zeroes anymore.

Well, except for the last one...

WOAH WHAT 4TH WALL NEVER HEARD OF IT

[raindownthesky]

So...kind of like how my player is with me...except without the originality.

[Ouch...]

At least your mun is giving you a reprieve.

[THAT'S WHAT THESE MEMES ARE FOR, FANG. HONEST. HONEY I'M TRYING.]

[trigram]

That's a little harsh on your mun, isn't it?

[Sofia's face was blank for a second until she begins to stifle a laugh. Harsh? On the muns? No curse word is enough for the treacheries of the muns on their muses. None]