THE SEX COUNTER MEME

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The Sex Counter Meme
It's something almost everyone thinks about at some point or another; How much sex have I had in comparison to everyone else?

This is the time to find out.

a) Post your character to the meme with the standard junk.

b) Whatever they're doing, they now have any combination of three numbers proudly on display on their chests:

Red: Total times they've had sex.

Blue: Total number of sexual partners.

Green: Total number of offspring.

c) Everyone automatically knows what the numbers mean just by seeing them, Play out reactions by tagging others.

Comments

[princessinchief]

I would say that still depends on how much of that time was devoted to supporting celestial bodies.

[raindownthesky]

Let's see...do you want the first time around, or the second time around?

[princessinchief]

The grand total, if you please.

[raindownthesky]

First time around, I was in crystal stasis for about six hundred years. Second time around was five hundred. So the grand total that I've been holding up Cocoon is five hundred. The first time around, I was asleep for a trying to destroy it...

[princessinchief]

So that leaves twenty-two years. You could call that late blooming, but everyone goes at their own pace. Besides, it sounds like your life is pretty complicated, which I'm sure can't help.

[raindownthesky]

Those last twenty two years were spent growing up and fighting in a war. Even then, I still didn't have time.

[princessinchief]

Well, there you have it. More important things to worry about all around.

1/2

[raindownthesky]

...

2/2

[raindownthesky]

[She isn't sure what just happened, but she's pretty sure she just got logiced out of even caring about this entire thing whatsoever.]

...huh.

[princessinchief]

*Mission accomplished!!*

People spend too much time worrying about this sort of thing, if you ask me. Leads to a lot of unhealthy anxiety and competition.