wrongs
11 September 2013 @ 07:56 am
ღ ANOTHER LOVE MEME ღ


Another love meme with multiple options to choose from! Is your love going to be easy? Sexy? Maybe just downright weird.


Post. Name, series, and preferences go in the subject!
Go to RNG and roll 1-6 for a scenario type, then 1-10 for a scene.
???
Profit!!!

.scene type.
1.
sweet
2. fiery
3. frosty
4. doomed
5. freaky
6. sex
PROMPTS )
 
 
11 September 2013 @ 08:17 am
the shameless dating meme
Now with 40% LESS SHAME!

1) Post with your characters (one per comment)
2) Respond to other people
3) Those two have been dating for fuck knows how long
4) Random massive shipping ensues
5) ???
6) Sex optional
7) Lots of shipping profit

[stolen from [info]loltimcampy]
 
 
11 September 2013 @ 08:43 am
The Not So Happily Married Meme
(or the FORCED FAMILY UNIT meme)


Let's get one thing straight. Not all marriages are happy. They don't start with love, and they don't end with it. In fact, some marriages are more arrangements that anything. Whether it be through the will of an iron-fisted totalitarian government or something as ancient as tradition, people end up stuck. And now, you're one of them. Maybe you were assigned you partner. Maybe your parents picked them out. Maybe it's something different all together. But no matter what, you're going to be with them in some shape, fashion, or form.

So, what can you do? Do you just deal with it? Try to find a way out? Or worst of all, do you blame your so-called "spouse" for all this? You'll have to do something.

HOW TO PLAY;
1. Comment with your characters, putting any preferences you have in the subject. These are your OOC preferences, however. Remember, in meme your character's preferences won't matter.

2. Reply to others! You can use the RNG to roll for the WHY (why are your characters in this mess), the WHEN (what stage are they at), and the HOW (how do they feel about their partner). Or just wing it.

3. The fun of this meme is putting together characters who would normally never be together or have no business getting married, whether it be cross-canon, enemies, or strangers. But feel free to do what you want. Unlike your characters, you're never forced.

4. This is not a smut meme, nor is it a romance meme. There is a smut option and a romance option, but neither are required. The focus here is on CR and coping with situations that might be fairly unpleasant.

5. Have fun! And by that, I mean be miserable.
Prompts behind the cut [WARNING: Possible triggers] )
 
 
Walker
11 September 2013 @ 10:34 am


Life is going on as usual, when suddenly - kittens. They're everywhere.



Instructions:
1. Post with your character. Blank comments are fine.
2. Others respond

3. Hope this brightens up your day

For those who don't like cats, or have allergies...
Fun fact: baby rabbits and rats also can be called kittens.
 
 
ɢɪɢɪʟ ɴᴀ ɢɪɢɪʟ
11 September 2013 @ 10:41 am
Fluff Meme




R U L E S:
1. Post your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Others respond using RNG. Roll 1 - 15 to pick a scenario.
3. Some scenarios have options (A - C). Pick any one from them or roll 1 - 3.
4. If there is no option that fits for you, then feel free to make one up!
5. And there you go, instant fluff~


Come into my arms~ )
 
 
11 September 2013 @ 03:21 pm
The Awkward Sexual Fantasies Meme





Your characters find themselves in a big bedroom with a big movie screen, showing them their most awkward and embarrasing sexual fantasies ever. Whatever happens after that is up to the muns!

[The Rules]

1. Post as your characters, and write down the name, canon, preferences, etc.

2. Either mun can start out writing out what's taking place on the movie scene. Both taking turns are fine, too.

3. Tag away, and be excellent to each other! No wank, please.
 
 
At Your Service
11 September 2013 @ 06:18 pm
THE SMUT MEME FOR HISTORY NERDS
(aka the historical au smut meme)


Historical fiction is an extremely popular genre, from westerns to high fantasy that is inspired by European history to films set in World War II. With most of the people from all of these eras being either long dead or immortalized by folklore, the settings themselves seem exotic and characters in themselves. The genre also allows modern readers to explore topics from the past.

Historical romance...or erotica, as it most likely is, is a subgenre described by the almighty Wikipedia as "set before World War II." Whatever the case may be, these days, a historical setting can give extra flavor to the usual sex scenes. After all, who wouldn't want to be a pirate getting some booty, a ninja in love with a priest/ess, or a greaser with a little hunka' hunka' burnin' love?

Today, the Hotel is giving its, erm, inhabitants a change of backdrop. Not just one, either. One person might find themselves in Ancient Egypt, another in Spain during the Inquisition. Of course, it wouldn't be fun if they were all themselves; some will think they belong in this time, in this world, while some may know that they're a (wo)man out of time. In fact, that's part of the fun. Whatever the case is, it wouldn't be The Love Hotel without, you guessed it, sex, so these time periods may be a bit more erotically charged .

Just know that, despite the invention of condoms usually not existing where you're going, everything you do is completely safe.

Mostly.

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character, preferences, kinks, etc. You may want to use the form below to help clarify what you want, including whether or not your character is AU'd to the setting or otherwise.

    Character Name:
    Age:
    Favorite Time Periods: List a few so people can know what you like.
    AU or Not: What it says.
    Favorite Kinks: Your absolute favorite kinks.
    Yes: Kinks you will do.
    No: Kinks you will not do.
    Short Description of Character: Be it AU or not.

  • Below the cut, there are tons of time periods and settings to choose from. If you are not familiar with one of them, they are easily Googled, but really, feel free to play hard and fast. It's just smut, after all.
  • If you don't see something to your tastes, there are even more suggestions here.

    Prompts & Time Periods )
 
 
( ᴛʜɪs ᴍʏsᴛᴇʀʏ ᴏɴʟʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅs ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏᴜʙᴛ )
11 September 2013 @ 06:50 pm
 
sweet dreams.

 
Someone, whether it be a friend or a total stranger, has fallen asleep on you wherever you happen to be; you are a rather comfortable pillow to them.


What do you do?

 
 
 
portmod
11 September 2013 @ 08:06 pm

Imagine a world where love is a dying commodity, on the verge of extinction... And once that light goes out, it's gone forever.

To prevent this, the benevolent God of the realm has sought out compatible souls, drawn them together across the boundaries of the universe, and placed them together in a city known only as The Port, so that love might flourish again.

Chosen souls find themselves awakening in a room with their Match's name written on palm of their left hand. On the opposite side of the building, at the same moment, their Match is awakening to discover your character's name on the palm of their right hand. From that point forward, their destinies are irrevocably twined, forever.



Welcome to the Shipping Port.
Your Match awaits.


#1 Drop a tag with your ship preferences
#2 Tag others whose preferences match up with yours
#3 Enjoy your new soulmate!

If this concept appeals to you, check out [community profile] shippingport: a new, ship-centric RP. Game opens September 21, reserves are now open!

 
 
11 September 2013 @ 11:29 pm
 
The Rabbit Done Died
"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test.

Congratulations!

You're pregnant. Knocked up. Eating for two. Have a bun in the oven.
Insert your own cliched phrase here. No matter how you say it, you're
downright fertilized. Even if you're not typically in possession of a
womb, somehow it happened. Are you scared? Happy? Gassy? A combination
of everything? And who's the father, anyway?

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line. If
you want to avoid any of the options, this would also be a good place to
list them.
2. This is one of those RNG memes, so you'll want to go to our good friend Random Number Generator and roll 1-6 for how far along you are. Or just pick what one you'd prefer.
3. If you're replying to someone, roll 1-4 for how you factor into this madness!

So, how far along are you anyway?


1. Two months - Sooooo all this sickness is kind of annoying, isn't it? At least you can still fit in your old clothes, right?

2. Four months - Okay, so things are getting a little tight. Time to break out the flowy stuff!

3. Six months - OH MY GOD IT'S AN ALI-- oh, no. It's just the baby moving. Although it's still kind of creepy, isn't it?

4. Eight months- Please. Please let it be over. Have mercy.

5. Overdue - C'mon kid! I'll buy you a pony! NO! TWO PONIES! My baaaaaack.

6. Wildcard - Your choice!

What's your role in this whole mess, person replying?

1. YOU ARE THE FATHER - Well, now you've gone and done it. Are you going to take responsibility, or head for the hills?

2. Friend - You may not have done the deed, but you're going to be there to help your buddy. No matter HOW weird the circumstances!

3. Enemy - Do you feel a 'HAW HAW' coming on? This is just too funny.

4. Wildcard - Second verse, same as the first.