bakerstreet | The Awkward Sexual Fantasies Meme

{ooc: no noncon, and nothing would embarrass her ever so it's up to you!}

[As awkward as the situation was, he didn't seem too worried... Of course, he didn't know what was going to happen, either. Ignorance is bliss, no?]

[...And then there was an offensive stereotype of an anime schoolgirl on the screen, blushing and batting her eyelashes.] Hinata-senpai~ I have a funny feeling...

[And then it dawned on him. Oh shit.]

[ Haha guess who's coming in your room rtfn because what is knocking. Clearly Hinata should learn his lesson and just not do embarrassing things, rather than her learning to knock.

And of course, this means that she spots him playing that game and heads right on over to lean over his shoulder. ]

A "funny feeling"?

...Yurippe!

[You'd think after all the uncomfortable silences they've shared, she would learn to knock.]

What is it!? [He tries to downsize the game, only to accidentally hit the Auto button, prompting the schoolgirl on the screen to continue.]

Uwaa~ Senpai, touch me here~

Sometimes I feel like you don't want me to think you're a pervert and then this sort of thing happens.

[ Thank god it's just dumb animated crap or she'd be a little more embarrassed. As it stands, it's only embarrassing enough that she can cover it up. ]

I-It's not like I do it in public! [He kept his perversions behind closed doors, thank you very much!]

[She just.. usually walked in those doors uninvited. It wasn't his fault she kept doing it!]

Senpai, what are you doing!? I'm embarrassed...

[He broke out in a cold sweat at the implications, his eyes slowly moving back to the screen. The schoolgirl had been bent over the teacher's desk, giving an unrealistically good view of her striped panties and thigh-highs. The protagonist, totally hard without any buildup as was the norm in these types of games, started nudging his erection against the girl's thighs to push between them.]

[Hinata had suddenly gone very pale, forcing himself to glance at Yuri peripherally. This was... a really bad time for her to wander in.]

[ He had a lock on his door. Clearly this was his fault.

Now, if this had been a normal game she wouldn't have cared very much. The fact was, thigh highs were her thing, the embarrassment being made worse by the fact that she did have striped panties on today. (Though there was no way that Hinata should know that, clearly it was related and his fault.) Yuri's face flushed a little bit more as she narrowed her eyes at the screen, then shifted that same look to Hinata. ]

Is there some reason you're not even bothering to turn it off?

[You'd think he'd eventually learn to lock his door. Alas, he didn't, and here they were... listening to the theatrical whines of a schoolgirl coming through computer speakers.]

Ahh~ Senpai, your thing is so hot...

[Finally snapping out of his horrified stupor, he scrambled to stop the h-game from persisting on auto, managing to at least pause it. Of course, the lewd imagery remained the same.]

W-what do you need, anyway!? [Surely she didn't just come to harass him... not that he'd be surprised if she had.]

[ Get ready for the reason of the year, Hinata. It's such a good reason that you'll completely forget about your h-game within seconds!! ]

I forgot.

[ Or. Not. You know. She might've just gotten sidetracked by the porn. ]

Did you pick that one on purpose?

[Well, she was right, he'd definitely forgotten about it in seconds.]

[An uncomfortable silence settled over them as she gave her world shaking reason for barging into his room in such a hurry. The crushing sound of silence was enough to communicate how he felt about it.]

[She was the first to speak, drawing his attention back to the porn sitting stationary on his screen. Oh well, her terrible reason had been a nice diversion.]

P-pick what? This? [He glanced at the screen peripherally, shuffling awkwardly in his seat.] W-what do you mean on purpose... [She means "on purpose". Like, you picked it out consciously, dumbass. The schoolgirl in thigh-highs was a popular trope in pornography, but what drew him to it specifically? Maybe that was his roundabout way of asking if she thought he picked it because of... her.]

[Oh. That would be awkward.]

[ His vague responses, acting like he had no idea what she was talking about. Oh but she knew. Her eyes narrowed a little bit as he seemed to deflect the question by asking another one.

So instead of answering properly, she reached down to her thigh and snapped the band of her thigh high against her leg, then repeated her words. ]

On purpose.

[Involuntarily, his eyes drifted down to her stockings as her hand did, swallowing thickly as she slid a finger underneath one to snap the band.]

[Sure, he'd noticed that she had nice legs. Like, really nice legs. She was propping them up on the desk all the time, how could he not notice? It was also true that he might have a thing for thigh high stockings. It was the patch of skin that showed between them and the skirt that really got him, only made worse by the fact that her ass and thighs were well toned.]

[Thinking about it, Yuri fit pretty much all of his sexual triggers. From the way she dressed, to the way she acted...]

That's... [He managed to look away from her thighs, but he was still having trouble making eye-contact, suddenly finding the wall very interesting.] I-it's not an uncommon thing to like...

[So, either he'd picked it because he liked it, and she just so happened to wear something similar, or... he found himself attracted to her to the point of needing to find porn with girls that dressed like her.]

[ Such a blatantly obvious response... Yuri wasn't even sure if he was bothering to try to hide it anymore. It would've been damn near impossible for her to not notice that he's checked her out a number of times. Being surrounded by a number of boys meant it always happened at least a couple of times from each of them, but there was a prime difference in those situations and this one: They weren't sitting in their room playing games with girls in thigh highs.

Girls in thigh highs with rather questionable dialogue.

Still being behind him gave her an advantage. Yuri's lips pulled into that smirk and her voice went a pitch higher, her hand drawing to her chest as she leaned in to whisper into Hinata's ear. ]

Hinata-senpai, have you been staring at my socks?

[He inhaled sharply as she moved to whisper against his ear, his face going several different shades of red. Was there a right answer to that question? Was he supposed to answer? In one question, she'd obliterated his defenses and left him completely vulnerable to attack.]

[He should have known she would go straight for the kill. This opponent was too dangerous to take on alone... He never stood a chance.]

Y-you wear them... often... u-um... [He's floundering, trying to come up with something that doesn't make him sound like any more of a pervert than she already thinks he is.] S-so I've... noticed them...

[He's speaking slowly and carefully, trying as hard as he can not to reveal everything... Too bad his suddenly obvious erection didn't get the same message. His pants were still on properly, so maybe she wouldn't notice...]

So you've been noticing them every single day?

[ After all, 'often' is really, really often given that she's been wearing them basically every day since they'd met. The only exceptions were if she was wearing a bikini or something that was significantly less clothing that normal anyway. ]

Just what is it that you're noticing about them anyway? It's not like I'm hiding anything in them and they're definitely not anything you can do anything with.

[ That she knows anyway. ]

I don't notice them like that every day..! [He only noticed them that way sometimes! Honest!]

[Of course, he'd just slipped and told her that he did like them that way. Whoops. Realizing this, he had to at least partially answer her question.]

Y-you have... nice legs.

[Now pardon him as he casually leans over his own lap to shield that pitched tent from view. She doesn't need any more fuel to use against him. And as for what can be done with the stockings in question? His eyes dart back to the screen, looking away as the heat rises to his face.]

[ Casually leaning over is suspicious in itself, why would you lean toward the screen that's got stocking porn on it right after admitting that the person you're talking to has nice legs?

Yuri narrows her eyes a little bit, but seems to figure it out pretty quickly and kind of flushes for a second, then tries to hide that little bit of embarrassment. She backs up, then goes to sit on his bed. ]

Fine, if you want to play games about thigh highs so much, keep playing them. Right here. I want you to turn the volume all the way up so we can both hear it loud and proud.

W-what!?

[He expected her to hit him and walk away, probably shaming him in front of the other battlefront members if she thought he deserved it enough. But not... sit here and watch.]

[Was she curious? Was that it? Was she interested in porn too..?]

[He sat up somewhat, keeping his back to her, glancing over his shoulder at her nervously before a shaky hand reached to hit the play button.]

[Instantaneously, theatrical sticky sound effects to insinuate thrusting poured out of the speakers, peppered with the submissive cries of the girl lain out on the desk. The faceless "senpai" had pinned her thighs together, pushing his dick between them as if he was having sex with her, commenting lewdly on how silky her stockings felt.]

[In the meantime, Hinata was discreetly undoing a few buttons on his dress shirt, trying really hard not to concentrate on the fact that Yuri was sitting behind him.]

[ Okay, that was just ridiculous. Yuri wasn't even sure if she could take it seriously as porn. ]

What the hell is she making noises like that for? They're her legs.

[ Even if she was trying to keep at bay the thought that Hinata might want to do that kind of thing with her thigh highs, Yuri couldn't really figure it out. Which meant that she was going to do something that while it wouldn't embarrass her probably would make Hinata flip out.

Perfect.

So Yuri pushed her thighs together and stuck two fingers between them like she was testing it out, giving Hinata a very judgmental look. ]

I don't think it works like that, Hinata.

W-well, she's excited because he's excited and...

[Wait. Was he seriously explaining this to her? He turned to drape an arm over the back of his chair, moving to face her... just in time to see her testing the realistic capabilities of the eroge.]

W-what are you doing that for!? [His voice notably pitched up as he asked this, his face turning a deeper shade of red.] H-how do you know it doesn't work!? Have y-you ever t-tried it!?

[It was stressful work defending his kinks to her, okay.]

Why is he excited anyway? It's fabric! It absorbs moisture, it'd probably feel weird for him too!

[ Granted, it was silky fabric and it wasn't really absorbent... but.. Well, Yuri crawled onto his bed, facing the wall as she sat down on her butt so that her back was facing him. It was largely a precaution to make sure that she didn't flash him as she lifted her legs up, tilting her head back to look at the screen to try to imitate the position as best as she could so that Hinata couldn't see any of the 'good bits' so to speak. ]

Of course I haven't, that's why I'm trying to figure it out right now.

[ Even if she sounded totally calm about it, she knew she was probably going to end up laughing at Hinata's face when he realized what she was doing. ]

I-it's... [He'd never actually thought about it. It's not as if he had any stockings to feel the consistency of, and neither of his girlfriends when he was alive really wore them. So it really did beg to question whether or not he'd decided this was a kink of his before or after he'd met Yuri.] I don't know! M-maybe it's the act of doing it instead of the feeling...

[As Hinata tries to explain to her the finer points of the brain as a sex organ, he turns back around to look at her, making a strangled little noise of surprise when he beheld her new position. If she was continuing to try and replicate it, then...] D-do you like this too, Yurippe?

[ Yuri hung her head back over the side of the bed, looking at Hinata. He looked upside down to her from her position. She probably looked weird to him, considering her bangs were going with gravity.

You might say that Yuri was caught in the gravity of the situation when she realized that Hinata was completely getting the wrong idea about this and flushed deeply. ]

I'm trying to understand it, that's all! It's not like I want a guy's-- between my legs--!

[Somehow, he wasn't buying it. Maybe it was because she was persisting at it, or maybe it was just because he found the act of her testing it out strangely exciting. Whatever his reasoning was, he issued an open challenge.]

I-if you're not interested, then why do you keep doing that!? [His guard let down, and almost fully facing her, the fact that there was a tent in his pants would become all the more obvious.]

I told you, I'm trying to understand how it wor--

[ Even upside down, she could tell what a pitched tent looked like. And she was staring at it, blushing. ]

Are you getting turned on by this!?

Wh- [He followed her eyes, panic shooting across his face as he hunched back over his lap to hide it.]

Y-you walked in on me!! [That's the only excuse he was willing to give her. He figured bringing up her experimenting would be a poor choice.]

You didn't have it when I walked in!

[ At that moment, Yuri pulls her legs back and rolls over, on her knees on his bed now with her cheeks cherry red. Even if she was constantly arguing against him, obviously embarrassed and she'd.. probably had an interest. She wouldn't have been trying to figure it out otherwise, but.. ]

You're going to think about it forever if we don't try something aren't you?

[ Clearly this is all his fault. Not like there's interest on her part, nope, it's all him. :T ]

The Awkward Sexual Fantasies Meme

Elizabeth || Persona 3 [FES] || OTA

Hange Zoe | Attack on Titan | OTA

Yuri "Yurippe" Nakamura | Angel Beats!

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