The Toy Story AU Meme
Congratulations. You are a toy. No ifs ands or buts about it. You're the action figure version of yourself, you're the stuffed animal version of yourself, you're Magical Girl Barbie, you're some kind of plasticky toy version of yourself that you get in Happy Meals, no matter what you are, you are a toy. You have always been a toy and you will always be a toy. Have fun being made of stuffing and having no junk.
In the comments, describe what kind of toy you are, how long you've been with Andy/whoever your owner is (cause let's be real, Andy ain't gonna own no ponies). Scenarios that you can choose from include...
one: birthday partyPerson A is a toy already owned by the owner. Person B is new in town, fresh out of the plastic, ready to be played with.
two: the plot of toy story 1Person A knows full and well he's a toy. Person B actually thinks that he's Captain America, Sailor Moon, Goku, etc. etc. Have fun trying to convince him, Person A.
three: daycareAAAAAAH CHILDREN. How are y'all going to survive this?
four: off to collegeLook, we've all seen Toy Story 3, do I really need to put something here?
five: wildcard