JOHN EGBERT!
17 September 2012 @ 12:19 am
THE RAD BROMANCE* MEME!
*girls, and all beings of other genders, most definitely count as bros too



A meme for fun people who just want to chill out and embark upon kickass friendship shenanigans.
Leave a comment with character name and canon in the subject, and others will pick a scenario and tag you.
Fun times to be had for all!


check yes juliet are you with me )
 
 
17 September 2012 @ 07:16 am
The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the
RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.


Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.


Prompts behind here )
 
 
wineandcheese7
17 September 2012 @ 11:54 am
The Totally PG-13 Grab Bag Meme


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[Sample Scenarios]

1. The Totally Family-Friendly Public Baths/Spa! Take care not to step on the granny or grandpa snoozing in the corner, please...  They also have very nice therapeutic massages, too!

2. The Totally (up to) PG-13 Tentecle Monster and other Tentecled Critters!

3. The Totally (up to) PG-13...Sex Demons? Well, why not.

4. The Totally (up to) PG-13 Sex Androids!

5. The Totally (up to) PG-13 Dating and Shippin'! Movie dates, Amusement Park dates, Pool dates, Spa dates...

6. The Totally (up to) PG-13 Kiinky Stuff! Come on, everybody, use your imagination...

7. Anything Else (as long as it's up to PG-13!)

[How To]

1. Post as your character, logged in or anon.

2. If you're posting logged in, please write down the name and canon/fandom of the character in the subject line, and also if they're canon, AU, crossover or OC, etc. Please also write down preferences, scenarios, etc in the comment box.

3. Anon characters may de-anon any time the muns wish. It is also all right not to de-anon to the end of the thread.

4. Tag, thread and have fun!
 
 
ɐɹnɐl ★ laura
17 September 2012 @ 11:59 am
PIMP YOUR GRAPHICS MEME
do you make icons/graphics/whatever?
want to share it with the world?
do it here!
fill out this form:


if you want, go around and leave some love
AND DON'T FORGET TO ALWAYS CREDIT.


 
 
funwithmemes
17 September 2012 @ 03:07 pm
The Drunk Meme
 
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"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." - Winston Churchill


1. Drinking Games. You're at that special level of drunkenness where previously unimagined things start to sound like a good idea, like another drink. It's cool, I know this great game that will inevitably end with everyone involved being totally wasted. You play until... shit, what were the rules again?

2. Unsolicitied Advice. Oh man, you suddenly know the solutions to all of life's mysteries. All it took to figure it all out was half a pint of whiskey! It's time to tell all your friends how to fix the problems with their personal lives, whether they want you to or not.

3. Drunk Texting. Frankly, you can't IMAGINE why anyone wouldn't want to hear about how drunk you are right now. If only you could remember where the vowels are on this tiny keyboard. Drawing inspiration from TFLN is encouraged.

4. Tell them How you Really Feel. You lost some of your less important inhibitions three or four drinks ago, and it's time to tell it how it is! Time to hunt down the person you love, or possibly the person you hate, or even just the person you don't ACTUALLY despise, and bare your heart to them in a way that you'll almost definitely regret tomorrow morning.

5. Karaoke. Shot through the heart, and you're to blame! You give love... a bad... something...

6. Terrible Ideas. This is going to be so awesome, guys. I've got the skateboard, and I'm handcuffed to Steve... is the camera rolling? And who's lighting the fireworks?

7. Flirting. While all that booze may not have enhanced your charm, it certainly did wonders for your ego! Time to find all the hottest dudes and/or chicks in this place and make them swoon before your gin-powered charisma.

8. On the Streets. What better way to follow up a good bar run than by drunkenly wandering the streets in the middle of the night? There may be loud, embarrassing singing. There may be puking in the gutter. You may be completely lost, and not sure why that police officer is speaking Italian.

9. The Next Day. All that you took with you from last night's adventures was a blur of jumbled, confusing memories, a lampshade with googly eyes drawn on it taped to your head, and a brutal hangover. What exactly happened here? And who's that sleeping next to you?

Taken from this post.

 
 
you turn my ocean deepest blue
17 September 2012 @ 08:19 pm
THE RELATIONSHIP MEME

Dramatic or cracky, there are options for everyone who has a sudden itching to play out some ships.

↘ Post your character below, listing their name and series in the subject.
↘ Others respond after going to random.org and entering 1-16 for a scene, reply back and have some fun!
↘ Roll as many times as you like! Play out as many scenarios as you want! Just enjoy the fluffy or angsty goodness.

● 01 I HAVE A CONFESSION | There's someone you really like and it's finally time to tell them! It can be spur of the moment or elaborately planned out.
● 02 START OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL | You've just got together and everything is great! You can't stop thinking about each other or keep your hands off your significant other. You want to spend all the time you can together, doing whatever!
● 03 CAN'T GET IT UP | It happens to everyone, honest! For whatever reason, you just haven't been able to perform or maybe you're just not interested in sex. Is it because things are dull? Is it because you're not attracted to your partner? Or have you just been too busy or stressed out?
● 04 SAW YOU LAST NIGHT | You think you saw your partner in the arms of another - was it an honest mistake or is something honestly going on here?
● 05 FIRST TIME | It's the first kiss or the first time making love with your partner and you're so nervous and awkward, you're sure you'll mess it up! Maybe you do, but that's okay... they like you, right?
● 06 ANNIVERSARY | Two week, two month, two year, or whatever number you decide, that's how long you've been together with your partner and you want to do something special to celebrate it!
● 07 WANT YOU BACK | You broke up, but it was a mistake. You need to correct it ASAP... will your lover take you back though?
● 08 JUST MARRIED | Just married! Is it the wedding night? The honeymoon? You decide!
● 09 BAD ROMANCE | You're no good for each other and you know it! Unfortunately, your relationship is so sizzling, you can't break it off and you don't even want to.
● 10 FIGHT | You're both in one of those moods where you just want to sit around fighting over every little thing... bills or money, friends, your partner staying out too late, or whatever you can think of!
● 11 LET'S MAKE UP | Of course making up is the best part though! Whatever it was is totally forgotten now.
● 12 HONEY, I'M... | You've been feeling a little funny for a bit, so you take a pregnancy test and... oh no! Or is it 'oh great!'? Time to tell your partner either way...
● 13 ABOUT LAST NIGHT | Time to face that one night stand...
● 14 CHEATER | You're not being cheated on! You're the other person meddling with someone's lover! But for whatever reason, you just can't say no even if you know you should...
● 15 OBJECTIONS | You're facing a lot of objections to your relationship and it's starting to put a strain on it. Why don't you sit down and discuss it, see if you can work it out?
● 16 HAVE TO LET YOU GO | You have to break up with your partner... not because you want to! But because you need to protect them... can you do it successfully? Will they find out? You decide!
 
 
honestypolice
17 September 2012 @ 08:19 pm
  THElovebagMEME

Post a blank comment with your character. Name, and fandom in the subject line!
Look for other threads, hit up random.org and use the randomizer.
➔ If you only want regular prompts, go from 1-10. If you do not mind the R rated prompts, go from 1-15. If you only want R rated prompts, go for 11-15!
Now match that number to the theme and have your character act accordingly!
Have fun!
Please note somewhere if you are okay with R prompts, and be respectful of those who aren't! (IE; if you only want the PG promts, put REGULAR ONLY in the subject. If all of them are okay, put REGULAR & R! And if you only are really interested in R, just put R)
And yes, this is a combination of several love memes, and grab bag memes! 
 
THE THEMES 
 
ONE ➔ CONFESSION: You've been admiring this person from afar, or you've been friends with them for a while. Whatever you want! Either way, you've finally worked up the courage to admit how you feel!
 
TWO ➔ YANDERE STYLE: I think we all know how this goes. You're sweet on your crush when they're focused on you, making them lunch with rice balls with smiles... aw... wait, are they looking at another cute person?! THEY'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO LOOK AT ME.
 
THREE ➔ LOVE NOTES: Send your crush personalized little love notes for them to find! Flick them at your crush, or hide them in their shoes! Draw pictures of you two kissing! Heck, even an old fashioned YES/NO checkbox note will do. But you've gotta get their attention with your written prowess! Get creative! Maybe they'll come up to you and you'll find true love!
 
FOUR ➔ SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN: You're locked in a closet with someone else! It can be a crush, a friend, a boyfriend, whatever! But whoever it is, you're locked in a closet with them with the intent to kiss. Will you go through with it? Will it end up in romance? Or will it end up as a B-B-B-BAD ROMANCE?
 
FIVE ➔ KISSING BOOTH: You're working a kissing booth, for whatever reason. Charity, for your school, or just because you got conned into it. But will something special bloom from a chance encounter with a booth guest? Or will you just be embarrassed for life, and punch your friends for getting you into this later?
 
SIX ➔ IT'S A DARE: You've been dared by someone to romance this specific person! You're not allowed to tell that it's a dare, and you must seem earnest. Will you be able to make them swoon from your charms? Or will you fall into love's trap, and fall head over heels for real?

SEVEN ➔ LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: You've been completely dazzled by this specific person! Your heart races, you have a cold sweat... why is this?! You simply must get to know them! Maybe it was meant to be!
 
EIGHT ➔ TSUNDERE STYLE: Sure, you like them, but you can't show that by being cute or cooking them lunch! No, you have to punch their shoulder and tug on their hair, of course! W-what? They're complimenting you? Try not to blush too hard, or shove them too much.
 
NINE ➔ IT CAN NEVER BE: You're both already taken, or you simply can't be together for some reason! Your families hate each other, your friends hate each other, or you only see each other once a year! But you don't care, you have tonight, and romance is in the air. Maybe you can break away from what can't be, just for one night of fun and love.
 
TEN ➔ NEVER SAY NO: You're super intent on making this person yours! You're willing to go to the extreme to garner their affections! How can they say no to extreme outbursts of love and other hard-to-ignore signs of affection? Though, it might be easier to just ask... but that's not big enough for your love! 
 
RATED R
 
ELEVEN ➔ THE KISSING DISEASE: You simply must kiss this person. You have to get your lips on them somehow, anywhere, everywhere. Even if you have to push them into an empty closet and lock the door to do so!
 
TWELVE ➔ DRUNKEN ENCOUNTER: You both met up, drunk, and you're both feeling a little bit adventurous thanks to the booze. Are you ready to get down and dirty on a beach, or do you want to vandalize something a bit before barging into a hotel room? The choice is, drunkenly, yours!
 
THIRTEEN ➔ OBSESSION: You're so obsessed with this person, you want them so badly -- you're willing to do just about anything to get them. Manipulate, pretend, tie them up, make them yours! You're driven by your desire!
 
FOURTEEN ➔ IN PUBLIC?!: There's something about messing around in a public place, where anyone can walk in on you anytime. Try to keep quiet, the woman over in the bathroom stall next to you might hear you and your partner heating up and fooling around.
 
FIFTEEN ➔ HANDS: Hey, woah! Your hands just happen to keep drifting to "inappropriate places"! You might not realize it, or it might be fully intentional! Whatever it is, it's happening! Maybe your partner will simply brush you off, or maybe they'll suggest you two scadattle off to a room! 
 
 
Mister | A cat. A big fucking cat.
17 September 2012 @ 08:33 pm


Laser tag, with a twist.
Open Post @ CLUB id. Click the picture to join.
 
 
Zachary Zatara
17 September 2012 @ 09:04 pm
 


If you lack one or more of the things necessary to do this meme? Lie or type in 'first thing to my left' and search Google or something. It's just for fun. I mean, if you're spamming this meme with 13 characters you can just pick the third or fourth item as needed just so you don't have 13 characters all getting hit by phones while wanting Reese's peanut butter cups. It's cool.
 
 
At Your Service
17 September 2012 @ 11:01 pm

Come get rid of your debts...or earn some new ones @
THE LOVE HOTEL
 
 
Private Michael J. Caboose
17 September 2012 @ 11:34 pm

CLEVER GIRL…
A Jurassic Park Alternate Universe Meme


Life always finds a way.

Somehow, some way, either you have made it into the Jurassic Park world or the dinosaurs have been brought to you. Whatever it is doesn’t matter, because now it’s a fight for survival. What will you do? Go run to the bathroom stall in the rain, or pull out the big guns and go hunting in the woods? Maybe shine a big light right into a T-Rex’s eye, because that always works out great for everyone involved.

Rules:

•Post with your character, name and heading in the subject along with any preferences.
•Choose from the scenarios and tag other characters using the RNG or pick your favorite.
•Tag around! Get your characters eaten by a velociraptor, shove their hands in piles of triceratops dung, whatever, just have fun.

Prompts:

1. What’d you think you were gonna see? Big iguanas?: This is awesome, this is great! A dinosaur theme park, open and available to the public, and hey! The tour is starting!

2. What are you, a little bird or something?: You’ve found yourself on an island off the map. There are RESTRICTED! signs overwhelmed by vegetation and overgrowth but they don’t specify why. Maybe there’s a building or town nearby to give you some directions.

3. Think of it as a big cow: Oh dear, sweet vegetarians! Will you stop and enjoy the view of a brontosaurus munching on a tree, or maybe pet a baby stegosaurus? What could possibly go wrong with that?

4. Clever Giiiirl: You know what you’re up against, you know the stakes. Now it’s time to make a stand against them. Outsmart them, outrun them, do whatever it takes to take the damn lizards down.

5. He left us... he left us!: You've been abandoned, all alone and scared in a place full of strange noises and hungry extinct reptiles. Oh, and it's raining, because why wouldn't it?

6. Ian FREEZE!: Yeah, you’re fucked. A giant maw stock full of six inch teeth and a nose with the power of a turkey vulture and you think you can outrun the thirty four mile an hour behemoth? Good luck.

7. Aww, look how cute it is! Like a little green chicken. Yeah, until the swarm of little green chickens try to rip your nose off your face. But get them while they're adorable, their head-tilting is super cute!

8. They're flocking this way!: It's a stampede! Well, not really, but close enough. There's a herd of dinosaurs headed your way, better get a move on or you'll get trampled. And if you don't get trampled by the ones running away, you'd better move it in case you find yourself face to face with what's chasing said herd.

9. Don’t go into the long grass!: You’re on the run, terrified, haven’t slept in days and you reek of becoming the next meal. It’s getting dark and there’s a thick patch of woods five hundred yards out, but a clear, open field blocking your path. Do you think you can make it?

10. Dad, there’s a DINOSAUR in our back yard!: You have a dinosaur in your backyard and it just ate your dog. Maybe you just had to go to the grocery store and get a gallon of milk and suddenly, bam, a dilophosaurus spits in your face. Or maybe there’s a pack of raptors running amok in the city, lots of options with this one, pick your poison.

11. Random!: Dinosaurs in space, dinosaurs in the city, dinosaurs anywhere and everywhere, make up your own prompt and run with it!

For those unfamiliar with the 'main' species of dinosaurs, here is a comprehensive list directly from InGen's roster.